How do I piss off a vegan?

How do I piss off a vegan?

Post a pic of yourself while you are eating meat

Are you retarded?

Step 1: Stand on top of a vegan
Step 2: Take out your dick
Step 3:Take a piss but make sure not to hit aforementioned vegan
Step 4: Congratulations, you pissed off a vegan. Also, you need a hobby.

Check these dubs. That'll get em.

every time it tries to tell you that it is vegan interrupt it.

If they smoke lay into them how smoking isn't vegan and they're a fraud. I did it to my girlfriend and it was gold

Cigarettes aren't vegan* I guess I should clarify

>dating a girl who smokes

iShig

Checked

how do you NOT piss off a vegan ?

Constantly point out the fact that you're an omnivore.

>pretends not to understand colloquialisms
>uses colloquialisms
2/10 made me respond

wait im not into tobacco or any of that shit but how come cigs are not vegan?

Hotdog dick pic..

Cigarette companies use animals for testing and shit that hippies and vegans would cry about

Ignore it.

ohhhh that makes sense, thanks user

Eat meat

Checked back nice double dubs

why would you want to?

live and let live. :)

Give them an English five pound note

Tell him that euthanasia is a crime.

Stop acting like a fucking 12yr old?

noice , checked' m8

underrated poast right here

kek

A chick who smokes is a good sign she will put out and give good head, yet to meet a girl who smoked that wasn't a plank of wood in bed.

eat shit nigger bitch

Cum inside the next head of lettuce they buy