How it's like to have a gf?

how it's like to have a gf?

women are dumb whores with a flesh hole

It's hard user. The wife never lets me see her.

depends if you have those air head bimbos whose life revolves around selfies and facebook attention whoring.

kek

Depends what gf you have. But in my experience I would have been better off without, as its ending badly and to be honest is sucking away my will too live.

honestly pretty shit, they constantly moan about themselves and the only good part is sex. If sex is 10/10 wanking is like 8/10 and it's not worth all the shit just to get sex.

Nice feet

Like milk and salty coins

All of them?

I always was craving a gf so hard until I had my first one with 20
its actually nothing special
what is a relationship really anyway? My gf is basically just my best friend who ocasionally lets me put my penis in her body

not good if you like being alone most of the time!

It's great if you share the same interests. She's my bestfriend, and the sex is great.

That pic is going right in my porn collection!

A Tale of Two Cities. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair

i'd be laying in bed (as she's trying to fall asleep) thinking why am i doing this i could be out doing X or just on the computer

same thing with family functions

maybe i'm too much of an autist but it wasn't for me

Like bags of sand

someone cum on this photo :3 that would make her so happy

this

Highly variable. You can never say for sure because everyone has different perspectives and mindsets, so all relationships are different. I could have been happier with the girl I now married. Life is great, sex is great.. It's literally like a dream.

having a girlfriend is like this...

Every time you come home and sit down, switch on the computer, get your snacks ready, take the shoes off and everything is comfortable, ready for a good session...
...then you have to get up, and as you do, you spill sticky ass cola on your tower and everything pops, computers broken, you then hit the desk in frustration and it breaks, everything comes crashing down and breaks your foot.

that's what having a girlfriend is like.

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it's pretty awesome. Just don't let your wife find out!!!

Same here. Was nice at first but then the juice quickly becomes not worth the squeeze. Wait until your old and cant get it up any more to settle down in a relationship. Fuck as many girls as you can until then.

>tfw faggot
>tfw no big bear manly almost chubby natural bf to worship, cook his favorite meal and let him use me as he's on 4 chan.

>tell me how to an hero

Couldn't*

Depends on the girl. A nice gf is pretty awesome and psycho bitchy one is a nightmare.

its still a million times better than laying in bed alone thinking 'why didnt I stay with her? i love her'

the gf was amazing until I made her my wife.

>love
kek

So you know all that extra money and free time you have being single? Throw all that shit out the window.

Honestly not bad. I've been with my gf for about 3 years and I couldn't be happier. We've definitely had our ups and downs, just like any couple(lol), but I think we're in a really good place now. The key is to make sure you have your own separate lives. My gf has her friends, and I have mine. Her best friend Tyrone is a really great guy, he's always keeping her busy while I'm playing video games with my friends. My friends always ask me, "aren't you jealous that your gf spends so much time with tyrone?" I'll admit it used to bother me, but she reassured me that there's nothing to worry about . She says she's not into tall muscular guys with big dicks like that, and that's why she's with me :)

Plus tyrone already has like 4 girlfriends, so I know there's nothing for me to worry about.

mine cried for 4 hours yesterday, and insisted I've spent time with her talking about her family, knowing I've a job interview today @ 8 AM.

I've slept about 2 hours, and the interview went poorly. Now she'll either accuse me of not trying enough and being a weaktard, cry more because the world is terrible, not say a word and just go to sleep telling me she's exahausted (she slept about 5 hours longer today) etc.

tl;dr it's like having a vagina with a pissy mood.

it really depends on the girl/boy/helicopter/whatever you're together
with so i can only describe my current relationsship. It's like a inspiration bomb of new viewpoints/ideas/etc. (I'm a programmer and she's studying 3D animation and communication design ) which always greets you with a hug if' you're tired from work an wants to cuddel/see trash movies or have sex all the time so i'm enjoying every minute of it

tyrone

You picked the wrong woman

sauce

>all these kissless virgins saying having gfs suck because they don't want to feel like they're missing out

Like almost anything in life it has its ups and downs, it really depends on the girl if the ups are worth the downs.
If having sex, being loved, and having companionship is something that sounds appealing you should give having a gf a try.

I see what you did there.

>best friend and regular sex
>nothing special
Seriously you don't think it's great?

Having a gf can be amazing or terrible. But realistically there's always a bit of both. In my experiences, it's amazing. It's like having a best friend that you can tell anything without worrying and that you fuck on a regular basis, and it's always great (even if it isn't) because after you get to hold her and feel not alone.

it's a lot of fun at first. you go out places, have fun, laugh, have sex, cuddle and shit.

then little by little cracks appear on the surface. small arguments, things that annoy you about each other, etc.

then you don't hang out together as much. you see her flirting with other dudes.

then it reaches a point where it's shit and you have cut it off and walk away.

I've never regretted any of my relationships. I just view them as learning experiences for life... whatever that means. I'm in my 30s now and single, I don't really care too much about getting into a LTR.

society wants you to slave away and work your ass off to buy pussy. I think that's bullshit. Live for yourself user. don't look for happiness and acceptance in women, they're all crazy bitches that use sex to manipulate you. once you are smart to that knowledge use the game to your advantage.

cheers

You know feeling you get when your tipping back in a chair and your about to go over but you catch yourself at the last second?

It's like that all the time

apparently. I'm stuck now. 2 kids & #3 on the way.

been with my bitch for almost 20 years

AMA

That's literally my lifespan so far. My record is 4 years, and then well. Fuck. So how do you manage?

Perfect haha

lots of drinking & gambling.

she's changed a lot. we fucked all the time when we were younger. now it's like once a week.

good man ..... 27yrs n counting here

me again, once a week, you lucky bastard, like 3 or 4 times a year for me

it was a waste of time for me. i've had two girlfriends my entire life (18 atm), and one cheated so i dumped her ass, the other left and is with someone else. don't think relationships overall are a waste though, this is just my experience. everyone has a different run

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Fuck that shit

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depends on the gf
can be really nice, with you taking care of each other in a way that doesn't feel clingy or anything
could also be like

you have kids?

nope, neither of us ever wanted em

It's not never having to be alone again, but the person you're with stops being attractive to you 10 years in.

like getting those dubs

Is it some kind of new Sup Forums weird fetish about mucus or something?

This is what it would read if this was written in the nerd dictionary

get outta there man, why you still in there?

companionship mainly and she's a fucking good cook

hope you at least getting some on the side
but if she's your best friend legit than that's pretty great too
I just couldn't fathom being around a woman without that regular vagina

depends if she's a thundercunt or not.

call me sexist but women are generally way more irrational and hypocritical and argumentative than men.

if you find a girl with a guys mindset then I bet it's awesome. Let me know what it's like if you ever acquire such a thing

Jesus Christ that was so gay I hear the dildo in your ass become an hero today

>I love her
Oh god you poor poor loser

>Anything in life has ups and downs
Someones never had a girlfriend its all downs you stupid virgin

their skin is really soft and they're nice to you

it's interesting, they kinda just let you fuck them all the time, so long as you kiss them and stuff first. In my experience, they don't really get into a habit of refusing until 6-12months in, because they don't want to ruin things

first gf, used to cum in her literally 8-10x every weekend. She was 5'8 135lbs half white/half asian. Sex got pretty boring after just a couple months.

pic unrelated, just random

An unrelenting hell of condescending trash. Suck ur own dick youll be happier

Why do you think people here like traps

>Their skin is soft and they're nice to you
Hate to break it to you but you were dating a tranny

genuinely would be happy with a trap if it meant no more bullshit arguments and frequent anal

I didn't either, now #3 is on the way......

Then find a tranny fammy god that was a horrible joke please kill me

don't really know where to look m8

Hah, virgin spotted

nuthin on the side apart from my left hand once a week, she's just chilled to be around and there comes a point where ya think this'll do, it could be worse, would I trade more frequent sex for the hassle of splitting up, splitting the house , starting a new relationship, nah.

had a 10/10 for 7 months
>they're nice to you
mine was often horrible to me
> let you fuck them all the time, so long as you kiss them and stuff first
made me fuck her all the time but no kissing and I had to smack her and choke her and spit in her mouth until she swallowed it and call her a whore and a slag and a cunt and other shit, never had romantic sex

Only ever had that gf though, tempted to try out a short chubby girl instead and see if they're nicer

Just sharing experience.

Agreed. That's what I've been looking for.

she lied to ya good huh, best thing about my missus is the utter lack of bullshit, but she was kinda tomboyish when we met so her head aint typical female set so to speak

Nice double dubs.....
Had a girl that was a 8/10 that was like a guy when it came to sports, hunting, fishing and cars and so on.... its nice at first. But try to imagine a best friend that is interested in everything you are and wants to do everything you do but fucking sucks at it so it interferes with your experience as you have to assist with everything !

Basically it's overrated, i want my woman to be a woman. Smell good cook, clean, dress in dresses(not camo t shirts) no tattoos. It's ok to show interest in each other's hobbies, but don't try to do the same shit I'm doing...I need a break once in a while!!!

Shit. Because you fuck them just to fuck them, but catch feelings on accident.. then 2 and a half years later, you want to return to your roots of fucking chicks.. but you can't because she's attached and you'd feel bad.. Thats what it's like

Is this a daily thing swear I saw this yesterday

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eh she whined about until I gave in.

She was probably borderline personality disorder dude.
Or something similar.

Forget about her, avoid the red flags, find a decent female who isn't absolutely nuts.

The no kissing thing should have been a massive red flag.
Doesn't have to be chubby to be sane.
Just pick a bit more carefully, and don't accept looks over everything.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

soz bro. I read "we didn't" in yer post, she wanted em right from the start huh ?

the best relationships are ones where you're like best bros, but she's a chick and theres sex. You just know you wouldn't fuck em over because they wouldn't either. You get one another's backs when shit gets real, neither of you keep score about it and when things aren't okay btween you, you can ask what's up and have an actual discussion about it. even if there's fights, you both work to try and get it back together because at the end of the day, you're the one that's the coolest person to be around.

a good working relationship is pretty kickass, but most of them don't work this good. takes a lot of fuckups, getting fucked over, and fucking other people over till you start figuring out your own rhythm.

34, engaged, about to get married to the best person i've ever known. six long years of figuring out how to get to this point. not all of them were good, but we've been through everything and still want more.

>Trying to deflect that he fucked a tranny
Common dude it being nice was a huge give away

That's a no then

not right away. we got married & had kids later than most......

Just had the best year and a half of my life while I was in a relationship, sadly ended last week because of a major religious divide

It was so comforting having someone to confide in, to talk to after a shit day at work, to share everything with and still have them accept you...I'm pretty lost since it ended to be honest, it was everything I was working towards

religious divide

>split up because of imaginary friend
>kekked so fucking hard

>so long as you kiss them and stuff first
This motherfucker got it right.

Well I mean the culture clash / her parents, she'd be disowned by them for being with me

wife & I are different religions, different sides of politics, etc... makes for some awesome drunk arguments

mahmud?

Well the symptoms of my psychosis almost went away when I was with her, never felt lonely, had loads of similar interests. Now without her, 3 years on, psychosis is kicking in hard, I have a drug and drink problem again and i've been suicidal ever since. Lot of time to play video games though now, which is always sweet

Welp, girl I been with for 3 years literally just woke up next to me and was mad at me cuz I cheated on her in a dream lol. So shit like that happens but as long as both of you don't make shit into power struggles and have actual fair compromises life will be good.

lel, details pls :3 what was the dream about