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Tully fucking shit Edition

He trusted her and she'll turn on him anyway. Just like Catelyn my ass, Family, Duty, Honor means nothing to Salsa

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Why did GRRM stole the main character from LOTR?

Sansafinger

Yo is she a slut in real life? Lord only knows he amount of strange dick she's sucked.

Best Warden coming thru

>mfw I refused the call

put down the pipe m80

He didn't. He stole two of the main characters from LOTR and mixed them together.

>when a showfag reads a popular theory and thinks it's law

why are showfags the worst?

also Dorne bitches ONLY want revenge meaning if they try to kill Tyrion or Jaime after the fact they will get outed as people who use poison on little girls and Dany will kill them and lose Dornish support

Old Nan Rivers
That Old Nan Rivers
She don't say nothin'
But she knows somethin'

what did they mean by this?

Gendry spotted, get hype

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>sickly child who won't even live old enough to father an heir

He wanted to see if Aragorn would be just as based if he were 5'8 instead of 6'6

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This guy is Radagast the Brown.

Everyone laugh at him. Look at him and laugh.

lol

So is Qyburn how our guy /got/?

Reminder.

Cersei is OUR QUEEN.

Preston is on suicide watch.

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holy fuck how did I miss this

LAD

He's been our guy since he asked Lena Headey if he could have a look at her feet

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I dunno there's no real reason to be heating the sword like that once it's forged unless it's for a final hardening, but you would heat the entire thing for that

Weak men will never rule Dorne again.

> mfw I stood doon

Cersei better give him some of that bad poosie

Best Warden coming thru

>Lord of the Westerlands
Dead
>Lord of the Reach
Dead
>Lord of the Stormlands
Dead
>Lord of the Riverlands
Dead
>Lord of the Iron Isles
Dead, now held by the murderer of the former lord
>Prince of Dorne
Dead
>Lord of the North
Dead, position occupied by a psycho then a bastard

The most stable,peaceful reign of all the wardens has been under SweetRobin.

STANNIS IS LE MANNIS

HE WILL RETURN IN SEASON 7 AND BASED MANNIS WILL BTFO BASTARD FUCKING SHITS IN THE NORTH

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Yes

Most based man in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond

in a show whose cast includes lena headey and a literal pornstar, sophie is still the biggest slag of them all

I was really hoping Pycelle would bust a few of those little shits with some sweet combos. What was the purpose of the act at all?

Someone would set a fantasy novel in a perpetual ww1 era. That'd be neat.

Daily reminder being in love with a Targ is bad luck and can lead to your death.

>ywn get away with asking a girl this

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Beric can ignite his sword with his blood, but the sword becomes weaker because of the fire.

If Jon could do the same thing, would his Valyrian Steel sword get weaker too?

Most cucked, you mean. Because he is the king of the cuckholds and the first bullpreppers.

Reminder that Arya's still a virgin and so is Brienne, Bran, Meera, and so was Wylis.

Reminder that Jon hasn't fucked in years, neither have Melly, Davos, Tyrion, Pod, Littlefinger, Tormund, Hound.

Why is everyone so fucking celibate?

GAY JON MEMERS FOREVER MAD AT THE MANNIS

STANNIS
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Spoilers for next season
>Kings landing
>Cersei and jamie are in the throne room
>6 of the seven kingdoms' armies are beseiging the town
>jamie tells cersei they have stormed the city
>Cersei tells Jamie to burn them all
>I can't let you do that Big sister
>Cersei says Do it? Jamie, I'm not a villain from one of old nans stories. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
>KL explodes
> cersei walks out of the rubble of kings landing naked and unburnt

>and who... are you

So did they ever touch on how Tommen managed to infiltrate the Stark troops in the Riverlands, fake his own death to Lord Carstark, escape the burial or burning or whatever, and make it all the way back to King's Landing without being detected? I book canon is a bit rusty lads.

they've been busy, besides you never put the pussy on a pedestal bro or you end up like Jaime killing Tully shits for no real reason

I think there's some kind of link between Dragonglass/Obsidian/Valyrian steel so I doubt it, like glass candles it probably burns indefinitely

Speculation for season 7
>Hopes? Dreams?
>Dream outcomes?
> How do you think the plot will play out

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in a world like that peasant rebellions would actually be a big deal

Okay, you guys. I'm serious. Stop posting Brans. That shit ain't cool.

Sweetrobin.

Think about it, how did the Targs get the Arryns to bend the knee? Visenya let the Queen's son ride on her dragon. Robin would fucking love that shit, all the birds in the world Littlefinger could give him wouldn't amount to flying on an actual dragon.

Get him to bend the knee, then marry the fucker

Reminder that the kings shouldn't rule from their flowery seats in the south

DA KING IN DA NORF

Tormund is getting mucho wilding side poon we just don't see it

I bet the riverlands would be the region in westeros that becomes commie

He put out for the the right HBO execs.

What have we here? a roasted prude Sparrow? a buttblasted puritanical Maester?

It was Aegon I believe.

The Arryns have always been a bit simple though it seems

>you will never ride your dragons during the day and your cute sisters at night

all hail the incest king

they mean "we're not gonna do the acorn dress so there's a 7 seconds scene, hope you shippers are happy".

As a Starkfag, Episode 10 brought a smile to my face

DA KING IN DA NORF

DAKINGINDANORF

DA KING IN DA NORF

STANNIS
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Ok, but what about Rickons?

sorry family. How about this?

Because he hasn't done shit.

Just because you're dead doesn't take away your accomplishments.

Also:
>Westerlands
Jaime
>Reach
RIP in peace
>Stormlands
RIP in peace
>Riverlands
Edmure
>Iron Isles
Euron, Yara once Euron is kill
>Dorne
Shitty sand sneks - agreed Robin is better
>North
Complicated. Salsa or Bran depending on a bunch of random things

it was less that she let him ride the dragon and more that they were defiant until she flew her dragon right into the garden in her 'impregnable' fortress and was able to let the vales heir touch her dragon before anyone could do anything about it

thats a fucking show of force

>jaime didn't have his long hair in the mad king flash back because it wasn't the mad king flashback
>he's going to kill cersei in the most predictable twist of all time

Reminder that more Targs have been good kings than have been bad

What was Kevin doing in this moment? Why was he holding onto Mace Tyrell? What where any of them doing?

Rickons?

More like Rickets

>as a Starkfag
You are aware Jon is a Targaryen, right?

u-unzip me /got/

>your qt sister gets killed by Dornish scum
>your bitch sister who you hardly fuck survives
>stuck with her for rest of life and weak children

Feels bad man

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They can't be busy all the fucking time.

Littlefinger has lots of time and meets lots of chicks but never fucks. Bet until that wedding night with Lysa he hadn't fucked since that one night with Lysa all those years back.

Reminder that Bran did Valyria

>shit Carlos joke

Qyburnbros need to stick together. Success breeds jealousy.

>Jaime

Does being removed from the kings guard make his oath nullified?

Mace was going to stop the faith memers but margarine and kevan stop him.

delete it

He's also a Stark

He is both, nigga.

Though knowing D&D, he won't even be a Targeryn, it'll be something else and something much more stupid

Who is that? Why is he so sad?

Rickons are fine I suppose.

LF literally fucking said he's saving himself. He only wants to put his dick in Sansa.

As of right now this is Westeros.

And I pray Jaime leaves Cersei and goes to be Lord of Castely Rock, hopefully with Brienne :)

so you want more close ups of dicks and tits or what?

just imagine all these people are fucking every hole when they're teleporting around the known world

fcourse he will didnt Lyanna even name him? Aegon or Aemon or something

>Mace was going to stop the faith memers but margarine and kevan stop him.

What? I thought they were trying to escape?

>starkfag

You are aware his mother was a stark, right?

Can't really blame Jon for not wanting pussy in his life after we all saw what it did to his brother.

Is Davos the Hand of the King for Jon?

>Atop the Iron Throne, Aegon read a message delivered from a Prince of Dorne... Some say he rose from the throne clutching the letter, blood trickling from his hand. Some maesters and historians speculated that the Dornish held Rhaeneys as an injured hostage and the Dornish would agree to end her suffering if Aegon ended the war.

fucking dornishmen

you spelled Turk wrong.

This man lived the life. He had everything a man would ever want and he yet he dreamed of more. He was fucking his oneesan and imouto, commanded dragons and was a king of his own, this at fourteen. And yet he went to conquer seven more kingdoms.

its bran as tom from the awakening. this is a picture of dead bran as tom from the awakening.

Lyanna named him, but they show didn't explicitly state it.

It's because they either think the audience is stupid and it's gonna be ANUDDA BEEG TWEEST

Or they want to try and pull a fast one and make him not the commonly held truth.

>Rickons are fine I suppose.
What about Jons? Can we still post Jons?