ITT: we're British soldiers hanging out in our trenches. Dubs and we go over the top

ITT: we're British soldiers hanging out in our trenches. Dubs and we go over the top.

Anyone see Cecil? He's borrowed my pen.

Shit look out there's a sn-

Waht did just Shot hi-

I think he went that wat sar-

are we allowed to wank in the armies of the early 20th century?

Rule Britannia

Oh god don't let me die oh god don't let me die oh god don't let me die oh god don't-

Time to die

R i -

GRENADE!

at 'em, boys!

Scharfschü-

Whys everyone have helmut

Lieutenant, Nigel's got his coat stuck in the Maxim gun again

Bloody idiots! Keep your heads down gents! Gerry gots a sniper out there. Corporal, get me someone who can actually fire a rifle. We'll show this Hun what fo

Shite

Only in front of your best mate back from the academy and the blonde boy from boot. Anything else would be gay, ol' chap

rolling dubs for a bullet to the head

I am from british indian ricefield colony, give me some electricity and i will fight for you with germonnons

What is this ring thing that came off my grenade?

GAS GAS GAAAARRRGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The brits are pissing their pants waiting for the Americans to save them.

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OVER THE TOP LADS, FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

over the top chaps

Oh boi, i am indian who jut died in middle of france. Poor poor boy...

TWEEEEEEEEEEET

Watch out!
They have guns!

When can we leave these trenches boys.

They blew off his bloody head! Twats! Hun-whores!

Britannia Waves The Rules !

Blimey, that was a close one!

GAS! MASKS ON! MASKS ON!

FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND
THEY STOOD STRONG AND THE LEGEND STILL LIVES ON

1918 THE GREAT WAR RAGES ON
A BATTALION IS LOST IN ARGONNE
UNDER FIRE THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO
THERE'S NO WAY, THEY CAN GET A MESSAGE THROUGH
SUFFER HEAVY LOSSES AS THE BATTLE CARRIES ON
LIBERTY DIVISION STANDING STRONG

FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND
A DISREGARDED DEMAND
IT'S SURRENDER OR DIE AND THE STAKES ARE HIGH
THEY LIVE OR THEY DIE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR GOODBYE
WEAPON IN HAND, THEY MADE THEIR STAND
STILL DISREGARDING DEMAND
THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY, THEY WOULD RATHER DIE
BROKE THROUGH THE BLOCKADE, THEY WERE FINALLY SAVED

O SHIT NIGGA

BOLLOCKS!!! We're going over boys. Right-o off we pop

...

CHARGEEEEEE

Did Connolly fart again?

OVER THE TOP, MATES!!

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>Grants Electricity (medium)
Want some tea too, you arse-rapin' bloke!? God save the queen!
>(Insert 19th century 'kek')

Why can't I hear the dog whistle

Britische truppen! Feuer!

WAIT A SECOND I GOT FUCKIN MUD IN MY BARREL !

ze kan cum over if ze like we will scheiße ze up scheiße englische archsloche

Für das Reich!

Quick! Take mine!

huzzah !

For Queen and country!

Names Chad Thundercock, from America. Nice to meet some American-speakers here. Heard you dorks need some help? The Canadians are too but they have some French in them, not a lot of help. Am I right Tommy? Can you vote here?
(insert 20th century lol)

Nach voren fur deuthland

Go go go oh god my guts are every where jesus christ jesus fucking christ it hurts oh god no oh god no why god why

Don't Panic..!

Come on cowards! For family! For honor! For countr- blaargh ohchristohgodno my fucking arm is gone. MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE

Help us Yanks.... we will give you technology and education....

N-n-no I-I-I can't sir. N-n-not again not again

As a history professor, this thread makes me sad

ATTACK .....