To all straight anons, if you were offered $3000 in cash to suck a gay man's cock and swallow the jizz, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $3000 in cash to suck a gay man's cock and swallow the jizz, would you do it?
>The gay guy ejaculates easily so your lack of dick sucking skill doesn't matter
>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret

gay user here

none of us want an ugly Sup Forumsreeder sucking us off

Yeah why not. It's 2016

enjoy your HIV, fags

>I can't read
>ENJOY UR STD LEL

$3000 is a little expensive, but if the guy is good looking you can count on me.

I would be horrible at it but I would for the money

No. 10K minimum

Yes

Fuck YEAH

i'd do it for free

i dont want to get aids i also oppose prostitution. so no.

Yeah for 10k illl deep throat

If I can pay in installments, I'd definitely be interested.

Do traps count?

>guaranteed secret

yeah, that's getting close to my price

luckily no one is ever going to offer this fat, ugly old straight dude that much money to suck a dick, so it's not exactly a choice I have to make.

yes i would so i could finally dress up like my favorite two actors, John Travolta and Tom Cruise.

this but 20k because I'm super hot

Honestly?

Depends.

If i'm that fucking desperate for money and it's that easy to suck a cock for $3000, I MIGHT consider it.

But if it was for extra cash, I think i'd rather not suck a dick in the first place. I'd get by $3000 if I wasn't financially raped.

why do all you gaynons always ask this

For 1 million, yes.

YES BOI

>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

Yes

Strong words coming from a man who would do it for free!

Sure why not , I crave having my face fucked

No. Suck one dick and you are a cocksucker.

What a faggot

...

yes

absolutely. i'd do it for less if i got to pick the guy, too

i would do it for 50 and a burrito.

absolutely.

saved

nope.

3000$ is not enough to do such a thing that is against my morals.
3 million tho, I would have to think about it but I most certainly, with my lack of skills, would not be fair

Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what's moral about oral? suck his dick you fucking jew

I want to suck dick for fun. But 3k? Please.

Sure. I'd suck him off. In fact, you wouldn't even need to pay me $3000. I'd do it for free as long as I knew he was STD free, and it was a guaranteed secret.

(I sucked my own cock and came in my mouth lots of times when I was a little younger and more flexible. Always wondered what it would be like to suck someone else off.)

Whats stopping u?

Probably the fact that most gay men have STDs

Shit was 4 k yesterday, wtf?

kek

dubs

Yep

And most girls have std's now too... It's all the fault of niggers.

Are the jews involved too?

Only if the guaranteed secret means said gay guy gets killed after then yes.

I'd say i was straight so i could do it, like it and get paid for it

Who the fuck you think is behind all this?

I'd do it for $900

Really? Ur afraid of std's... damn u drank the coolaid.
Its actually really easy, ask a guy to get tested then suck his dick. Std panels are free for 99% of people

I'd do it for free tbh

id do it for 50

No, just no.

Wouldn't they get offended by it?
What is your opinion, as a gay man?

Gay = HIV/AIDS automatically, you fucking faggot.
Bugchasing bitch.

ofc

$3,000 is a decent amount of money for me.
That's about 2.25 months wage, so yes, I'd do it.

>$3,000 is a decent amount of money for me.
>That's about 2.25 months wage, so yes, I'd do it.

oh shit, it's less than 3 days wage for me and I said I would do it.

>need to re-think my standards?

inb4 blah blah hurr durr. it is. deal with it.

kek

Yeah, sure buddy

you cant get HIV from blowjob you stupid fagot

yes. 10k to bust a load in my ass

$3000 is $3000 mane
there's not much i wouldn't do for like, $1500 easy.

What do you do to get all that money?

Are you kidding? I'd let him fuck me for a 100$. Dick sucking is nothing.