This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

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shoot him

nothing all he did was give me a five

Bite his balls off

do a 360 and walk out the door

Pray to kek he will send God Emperor Trump to save me
PAISE KEK PRAISE TRUMP

Put a gerbal up his ass, obviously.

180?

tell him he should hit on another girl, she's my gf. Actually she would do that herself. He looks like a nice enough guy who'd understand.

moonwalk bruh

Suck him off so he's no longer interested in my girlfriend. Any lengths to spread my genes, yo.

kek

fight his faggot ass, even though i would most likely lose.
you've got to stand up for your shit even if shit will not end well.
just because some ambal-lookin ass makes a move on my girl doesn't mean i won't get shirty with him to prove a point.

beat the living crap of this fuckturd

Go for the legs
Get him on the ground
Then choke him out
A nice and quick kick to the knee would bring him down easily.

I show him this, we both have a good laugh
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Depends, what does my gf look like?

I'm 6'2 325 he'll be slapping his own ass.fuckin piece of shit wouldnt have a prayer.

Ask him why the fuck he's slapping a 16 year olds ass

The guy has a foot over you, he'll destroy you with his longer reach

put a hollow-point 9mm round in his fucking brain stem

>implying everyone doesn't already know the answer.

fucking baited

You cant slap what doesnt exist

I'd smack his ass.

I flick the cigarette that I always keep lit at his eye to blind him then I would use his ball sack like a speed bag.

Not happening

Bite his nuts off!

Who needs a bitch? I'd kneel down, suck his dick, and show him I'm the only girl he needs. After all, my feminine penis and my boipucci are better than vaginas, and I bet his dick is bigger than ME.

okay
I need to know: Is this shopped or did somebody actually go through the trouble of making this happen for a picture?

This..... G17 with a +2 extension. I can get in his face about it... He throws a punch or grabs me and I am instantly off the hook because self defense. The women on the jury will acquit me because I was defending my woman from this sexist pig.

This man has HUGE biceps, but the bitchiest shoulders I've ever seen.

He can Fuckin have the cunt....
I bet his cock is huge