Driving home

>driving home
>enter your neighborhood
>see this outside your house
>they have a warrant to seize and look through your computer
Reaction?

they're going into the front neighbors house but they have a warrant for my computer?

No, you're driving by your house.

> lol

Corrupt. Good luck with those eyes~. ;]
Not unless they're as evil as "me;" screwed.

> taunty confidence

GOOD. LUCK.

Nice post bro.

"There he is!
Get 'em."

Ctfu!!!! XD

> gasp
"We're related~?" :o

Please, hate me~.
Don't do that.
Don't hide and hold those feeling inside, lmao!

Alright, alright...
> deep breath
Woosah~*

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lol! *gasp~*

1. Noice dubs m9
2. Porn, lots of it, but nothing illegal. Or at least none that they will be able to find

Go buy new laptop or tablet, they are going to take forever to not find jack shit and return my gear. Totally not going without games for that long.

Stop flirting~!

>Or at least none that they will be able to find
What do you mean by that?

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Believe it or not Google has a ton of options to cover your tracks as well as the deep web. The only thing they might find questionable in terms of potentially a felony is loli, which is still a topic the US Court Systems aren't sure how to feel about

Not like that.

ssh [email protected]
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdXXX bs=1M

I need those~. :}

> After this, can I get married~? :o

This

Well, at least they'll have my wife's recipe file and I won't have to eat her shitty cooking until it my computer comes back

Kill yourself you fucking degenerates

Fucking Kek

>mfw she backed up them files to her mobile

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"You gonna listen to what I have to say!"

> "not forced"

Someone usually posts the gif of that guy from The Core who hard deletes or whatever all his shit and throws a bunch of cds and shit into his microwave. I can never find it.

>Someone usually posts the gif of that guy from The Core
>I can never find it

You just said you've seen the gif a few times, why have you never saved it? Dumb faggot.

It's a webm.

keep driving, dump car and walk to bus/train station foing by ATMs as i do, dump phone: vanish

>vanish
*tips katana*

Maybe not everyone wants to look through 5,000 files to find a GIF from 3 years ago

meh, nothing my lawyer can't get ruled as inadmissible.
mind you, i have every HD from every computer that's ever been through this place.

that would be 7, at least. that would keep them busy for a while.
pic related
>fbi agent searching my HD's

>>they have a warrant to seize and look through your computer
Good luck with that shit, its locked and its against the 5th amendment to make me unlock it.

c t f u ! XD
> sorry, it's just... funny~.
x]

As far as know the only time they've prosecuted someone with loli was when said person had the real shit too.

So yes its a gray area.

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