Share your secrets!

Share your secrets!

I'm a nigger!

i'm a jew.

I want you to come over soon, pic related. I would really much like that. A lot.

I wish I could find the videos of my wife fucking her father when she was younger

Good job!

I used to do upper deckers in people's houses that I didn't like.

I've been married for almost a year and my wife is 7 months pregnant. My ex girlfriend's been married for about 3 years but for the last 3 months, she and I have been meeting a few times a week and fucking like rabbits.

I am addicted to pornography.

Checkem

You are literally the biggest piece of shit on earth.

You are about to be a father. Take some fucking responsibility for your life.

How old was she?

So if it's a secret does that mean you white up when you go out in public?

Married, fuck others , mostly hand jobs

I am seriously over thinking this.

The general concensus is that what she said is an "On the fence" kinda Yes.

But I keep thinking that it will just fall through like nothing ever happened

gay

no but here on Sup Forums its a secret. Except that I post these and the white women love BBC threads.

No one knows that I has internetz at my home

dude, I hate to tell you, but EVERYONE has had sex with that skank. Including your friend.

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legal to 23

Why do you think so? You know her?

shut the fuck up Donnie.

white knighting on a board full of social retards....niccccce

I sucked my brothers dick.

give us the name and i will believe in you

and that's a secret because you are convicted pedo, obviously

friend bought hotspot in his name for you?

just look at her.

but yes, I know her. she goes to my school.

gril or faggot?

>what am I thinking. obviously faggot. there are no grils on the internet.

I have taken responsibility. I have 2 jobs, just bought a house and set up a nursery. I think I deserve a little fun on the side and I certainly don't have to justify myself to some social justice warrior asshat on Sup Forums. hahaha

nah

På vilken skola du går?

Ha, I wish she wanted to fuck anyone more than 2-3 times a month

So you did exactly what a father is supposed to do and you believe you deserve to be rewarded for that?

Fucking faggot millennials. Always wanting a trophy for something

Har du verkligen...?

>På vilken skola du går?

she fucks EVERYONE. that's why she can only give it up to you 2 - 3 times a month.

>wakeup spurgelord

HookerChan where you at?????

Impossible as soon as a nigger sees a computer or any electronic all they do is kick into instinct mode and steal it. Even if it is their own item. Therefore it is impossible for you be a nigger as you'd never have typed that.

till time stamp and tits are shown

you know the school faggot. you want me to doxx all of you? SMH

I create YLYL threads multiple times in any given 24 hour period, post creation I begin posting 'naners myself after a few minutes.

Let me know how White knighting for the rest of your life goes, I'd like to know how far you get in life by thinking your shit smells better than everyone elses.

You just proved that you don't actually know her. Otherwise you would have understood what I said.

lol stfu i created Sup Forums so better watch out little dumbfuck ;)

I'm a well established lawyer and every case I win I go to Vegas to blow money on hookers and blow for 3 days straight.

Lemme eat dat lil twink ass of yours like groceries

>pic related
I dont get it

I don't want to kill myself, but I really can't be bothered living anymore.

my cars fingere my moms friend

Shut the fuck up Donnie..

Donny Hoffmann on Facebook.

Have you ever seen them?

>be young and horny
>be long term str8 relationship w bf
>bf busy a lot
>me too but not as much
>be too pretty to not be getting dick
>fuck stranger
>like it
>stranger wants to do again another time
>love bf with all my heart but also big cumslut
>bf wants to get back into sport aka more busy
>stranger asks me out to dinner and a movie
>have finals i'll hit u up l8r
>i don't mind, babe. have fun i love u

You need bigger cases and buy Gulfstreams with each win.

My wife was in a coma for a few months and I only visited her twice the whole time. I hooked up with her sister a few times and got her pregnant. My wife still doesn't know and neither does her sister's husband.

Hookers and blow is better. That's been my ritual for a few years,

protip: don't waste time on dinner and movie, you've got fucking to do. And you're busy. Just not as much.

You can get all the hookers and blow you want on your Gulfstream, faggot.

my bf and I don't go on many dates

I'm extremely nice to everyone I meet even though I hate every one of those worthless sacks of shit

I have fucked my best friend's gf..

Having that bitch and paying for storage is too costly in the long run.

>how do you miss the point this much
even aside from that, you dont go on public dates with your fuckbuddy. it just increases the chance you get found out.

keep your sidepiece out of the public eye.

i wish that stupid cunt would die already and quit stalking me

my friend's hot japanese wife secretly flirted with me for quite some time and eventually gave me a bj. she swallowed every last drop.

>love bf
>fuck stranger
I'll never understand the mind of a cumdumpster.

either you tell us more or have your wife tell us more

>too pretty for x situation

More power to you because you can get away with that type of thinking, but this thinking needs to stop. Women's beauty should really not be with that much in society, it creates this toxic thinking in both sexes.

I'm not even butt hurt or whatever cuck insult you think I am. I am an attractive man and do well for myself. This is an outdated impulse that we do not need to succumb to as we advance in society.

You don't deserve better things for your beauty. Any fair minded person finds some truth in that. And the counter argument is that it's a benefit that they bring to the table. And then we in turn should bring something as well.

But instead of bringing many things to this evaluaion table, most women subconsciously to really only be pretty.

This creates some of the most boring and toxic people. Don't just stand there and be the girl people wanna fuck, and that along with your first middle and last name is your identity.

Move beyond this horse shit mentality, sheeple.

Pocket change. If you get big enough cases.

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You are based user.

Know why they are so freaky for the Asian persuasion? Anal and oral prostitution is 100% legal in Japan. They were bred to take it up the ass. So yeah, quick bj for a friend? Why not.

Who do you think I am, Johnny Cochran?

i also got to finger her pussy one day before she blew me. it was brief... like for 3 minutes, maybe 5 min? but it was so fucking intense to touch her body and hear her moan as i was fingering her. she was tight and odorless.

>my bf never goes out
>live in big city

>bf knows other people who go in public
>big cities can be surprisingly small

trust me from experience. Keep that shit private. If you're in another city, sure, meet in public and fuck. if you're doing it in your hometown you go to their place for netflix.

>only time cheating
>military guy
>leaving soon
>no worries, no more cheating

I've masturbated to most types of porn.

I put my mother's vibrator up my ass.

I normally masturbate with other men over webcam.

First time I did this though it was with a woman I met on Omegle.

I masturbate at work all the time.

When I was a kid, I broke my cousin's necklace. I blamed it on someone else.

whores are always on about how they are done being whores.

when was your first time on omegle?

Where do you work? What kind of work can you masturbate at?

tfw the boyfriend actually wrote this

we'll see with my bf's new schedule

not that guy but any office environment is fine. I fapped twice yesterday.

I work in a building. I've wanked in the toilet cubicles.

I was 16 then. But I've been going on Omegle for years.

I outed my ex wife's husband as being gay on all of his social media accounts. I changed his passwords, and locked him out of his own Facebook account.
Stupid fucker had the same password for EVERY e mail, and social media account. Kudos to my son for giving me the password.

Lets see your tits.

Lonneke, ben ik er nu met al mijn geleuter of ik mijn leuter met me meenemen in mijn knapzak?

kek

yeah, you owe us tits you filthy fucking whore

or at least kill yourself

Sup Forums should be shut down permanently. "Shill" is just a joke to us, but the bottom line is that Sup Forums just influenced a presidential election and created a conspiracy that could've killed someone.

Bottom line is that political parties are using this website to spread propaganda, manipulate voters, and perpetuate conspiracy theories to do their dirty work for them. This place should be shut down before any of us kill more people in its name.

We asked for secrets.

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No one was harmed.

Well.... If your against Donald Trump, you should punch yourself in the nose until it bleeds. Then KYS.

Pik zuigen je vuile nederlandse klootzakken.

trips of truth

the "shooter" should be awarded for trying to save the children

That baby on the left is clearly retarded, obvious product of race mixing with a nigger.
The baby looks like tomorrow's next suicide bomber

> Be me 14
> Mom and dad divorced when I was 3
> Lved with my dad who had full custody
> Dad was a decent guy
> Bought all the vidya gaems I wanted
> One day dad gets home and says he's going to take a nap as he was unusually exhausted
> Just learned about masturbation and how exciting it was
> Go to dads rooma and whip out my rod
> engagethrusters.jpg
> Furiously masturbating by dads head
> Yogurt expulsion almost complete
> Dad starts to grunt as he started waking up
> Startles me and the adrenaline too much
> Cum on dads face as he's begining to realize what I'm doing
> Yells at me and grounds me and 2 days later go to therapy.

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If you're FOR Donald Trump, you're just part of the flock of sheep they've been manipulating for the last 2 years. Way to think for yourselves, by the way. The GOP comes here, says jump, and you scream "HOW HIHG?!" while fighting each other over how to properly spell the word.

lmao lol. OMG. THE BEST.

>am in current tribute threat