ITT: copout endings that made no sense whatsoever

ITT: copout endings that made no sense whatsoever

He feared women, so he hurt them. Like how I'm afraid of spiders, so I squish them. It's one and the same, bro

It was literally great up until the ending, making the area underneath the church some crazy living creature.

I mean it makes sense, but the delivery was kind of poor.

That's why directors shouldn't be afraid of hiring closers

I don't get it to explain his fear of women

why are you afraid of spiders?

i will help you get over your fear really fast

when spiders crawl towards you they arent trying to attack you they are looking for a place to hide they dont understand what a human being is. humans are naturall afriad of cratures with more than 4 legs but the good news is spiders arent trying to get you, they are relatively harmless

I don't trust them.

ITT: plebs

Buzzword

the whole movie was about him fighting himself, and it was his fear of women that caused it.

the movie he watched was real life.

I dont get it

the ending made sense, it just wasn't super specific, which makes sense given the context of the movies subtext, which obviously was missed.

it wasn't a realism movie.

The fuck are you on about?

So? You want me to spoon feed you manbaby? The Spiders represent his fear of commitment.

And then I woke up

this is a spider

New poster here.
No, they don't represent anything. They are literally spiders that can shapeshift and clone people.

It's the most subtle alien invasion movie, and yet all these "men" missed that because they are afraid of their mothers.

MODS WE HAVE A BULLY IN THE PREMISES

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Sounds like something a spider would say.

If its an alien invasion movie why use spiders and not any other form of aliens?

No one believes your tricks spider

Yeah but that doesnt explain the other twin doppleganger lol

Also how did noone else notice the giant spider outside and how did the giant spider get in the room

It made perfect sense. This movie wasn't some extended metaphor, it was literally about a giant spider invasion.

Are you saying that aliums can't look like spiders?

Spiders have been associated with spoopyness for a long time. It also adds to the obfuscation. Villeneuve is a master.

>Yeah but that doesnt explain the other twin doppleganger lol
Spiderayys cloned him lol.
>Also how did noone else notice the giant spider outside
The piss filter mist.
>and how did the giant spder get in the room
It was always there. The wife was the spider.

Your tophat is in the mail.

This fuckin thread

Kek

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I think part of the idea of found-footage movies is there should be some credibility as to how the footage is you know, found. So how did the tape from this guy's camera get recovered?

if i'd known they were harmless i'd have killed them myself

It crawled to a news station

underrated

Why would you guys kill non-poisonous spiders? They eat other stupid bugs

The spiders respresent facism and at the end jake realizes he chose to live under facism by choice without realizing it.

>respresent
Wrong in more ways than one.

Huh?

Stupid bugs are less disgusting and less likely to bite me.

Eat shit whoever made this.

Do they eat fleas? Spiders also bite me so I am not big fans of them

HOWEVER

daddy long legs are bros they don't bite and have your back they're just big is all

The ending is really the beginning.

underated

>kill a spider
>an hour later, you get bit by a mosquito that the spider would have eaten
>the mosquitos previous stop was the HIV treatment clinic

Spiders literally save ur life bro

That ending was mean

Does everyone just forget the lecture he gives on facism?

Yeah I spaced out on all that nerd talk haha

i was like "IN ENGLISH?" At the screen while crushing a Mikes Hard

It was one of the most important parts of the movie. The second time he gives the speech is the definitive proof that "his world" is being fucked with by the ayyspiders. When you pair it with the source the book is based on, it's impossible not to make the connection.
The spiders are a stand-in, but in the context of the movie, they're what they appear to be.

Fuck off.

what happened to Sup Forums

The ending was A-grade retarded and made me feel like I was watching some artsy fartsy bullshit instead of a real movie with elements of that.

your fucking quads happened.

Let's ignore your non-post and check those Banequads

Gotta admit though, everything else was pretty spoopy especially the tunnel scene. Haven't been that uncomfortable in a movie since the first hour of Martyrs

made me laugh

Wheatley is one of the most celebrated hacks of all time.

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LAW ABIDING CITIZEN

holy fuck mean a decade later and I'm still mad they just took a giant dump on the movie up to that point with how it ended. I bet Gerard Butler goes to bed every night furious that he had to actually play out his own death and basically get nothing in return. what the fuck was the point of the plot if that was how it all depends new? fucking christ man

>2009 was 10 years ago
mamma mia

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The spider was afraid of him, in the end.