I like to fuck lamps

I like to fuck lamps

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Salutations, Brick.

Post cum on lamp

wrong thread to start should have made a ylyl thread

I used to do this all the time when I was younger. I'd press my cockhead in between the lamp and the bulb and turn it on and keep it there as long as I could while it heated up.

Later I turned to much more extreme forms of cock torture, and I had actually forgotten all about this until I saw this post.

I'm gonna do this tonight.

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Remove bulb, insert cock, switch on power, post pics

Do you rub it around the bulb or do you unscrew and go straight for the socket?
Is the lamp plugged in while you're having intercourse with it?

And?

This place is sometimes magical

I fucked a lamp once it was enlighting

-1 on execution, dang

Spit on it, call it a whore.

Ever pork a chandelier?

That was a shade corny

sick

That was almost convincing but you'd damage your cock from doing that and it would probably never recover.

I did way less abusive stuff than that and my dick has been scarred for life

Have you ever experienced a lava lamp, OP?

No but I cured the candlestick man

Tee-hee

I don't know what to tell you. I do a ton of pretty messed up stuff and I only have two permanent scars - I ripped my urethra once with a too-big pen and it never healed back up, and I have a small divot in one place on my cockhead where I let crickets bite for too long. I guess because I was still inexperienced I probably didn't take the heat of the bulb for as long as it felt like back then. Are you saying I'm gonna burn the shit out of my cockhead tonight? Now I'm reconsidering...

Dick vader likes fuck lamps man

Stoorm eggs likes fuck lamps man

>That was a shade corny

Was that your finial thought today?

Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?

Why?

Gaytrooper

Idiot lamp

Now that's edgy as fuck