Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
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Hi
カラミチーマス
Sleeping soon
still here
Good night in advance
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Nui is mine.
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I'm also doing good for the moment. Just taking a little break from listening to music to watch an anime episode.
Claim, excuse me while I keep the shit storm going in the other thread. Or something like that.
Yes, and we shall make the most out of it. And yes, i would very much enjoy smelling you.
Thats great, sounds like a fun time. Ah we just had to stop at the bar to wait to get paid. Figured might as well have a few drinky poos while i was there.
Fuck. Nevermind.
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Going decent, just listening to music, and a plush i ordered came today so that made me happy.
How about yourself?
Liar liar pantsu on fire!
As one with a LOT of experience, I can tell you sex is very energy intensive. I always sweat about 20 minutes in or so. Then I keep going for 3-4 hours.
When I first started having sex I wasn't as fit as I am today, so I could only go to 15 minutes or so. It took a year of regular sex 5-7 times a week to get that kind of stamina.
Hi
So what meds did you get?
Some make you feel weird after taking them the first time.
Ah, nothing like a drink.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Sameji claim'd, reminding everyone that all drugs are ok except heroin
I don't even have any pantsu around to be ablaze. And if I did they wouldn't be, since Nui being mine is truth.
What are you watching?
what would you like to do besides smell me.
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>the closest thing you hideous man children will have to a girlfriend
Wish I had some LSD right about now.
Rape you
I see the special school just got out.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Are you also watching something?
Oh hello fellow guild member!
Pretty sure it's Venlafaxine
I tried taking a shower and sleeping for a bit and it seemed to help some
Nonsense, you likely lie about that as well!
Bump
Not at the moment. I am however reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5 right now
Nice. What is the plush of?
I've been planning on getting a plush of Shiro soon. The only one I can find though is quite small, at 3 inches.
Not much on my side besides being tired.
What you been up to these days? Any plans for Christmas?
That should help, it has some side effects but nothing that you can't get used to or won't go away once you start getting used to it.
Hey Shiro, how's your day been?
Well hello there Levy,
Good to see someone else from the guild here, i thought i was the only one.
How are you?
I'm fighting courtney
>Hanako
Juvia a cute
Literally a faggot
What have you been up to?
Hanako claimed
A good day. School was tiring, as always. Made sugar cookies and played cards over at my grandma's house.
i dont know you
The bottom of my dick was hurting a couple days ago from too much stretching but it's been feeling much better recently.
All the better to dip into my dogwives cunts with.
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I've heard so much about this show that I gave in and will watch it next. Are you enjoying it so far?
Pretty good, yourself?
I would have expected to see many more, but the crowd here is much more diversified than I thought.
I'm actually not a big drinker, but you are right.
H-hold hands.
Fuck i wish i had a bottle of ambien right now.
No.
Watching some animu and napping since I got home. Anything on your side besides what you've told me?
>sugar cookies and cards at grandma's
Is it Christmas season already?
what the fuck are you talking about? the girls dont actually get off? i think full body shaking/vibrating if you have to cuddle them afterwords. cunt clamping down, squirting. legs shaking. are pretty decent. signs. i see youve watched alot of porn and think you know something
>convulsions
wut
go kill yourself you fucking virgin fat fuck
Nope. You can take your odds, but will lose since I aint lyin.
We should be heading to bed before too terribly long. Get some good snuggles, sleep, and somethin else in for the night.
my dealer moved away and refused to get me anyone else
been sober for i don't even want to think how long
Oh geez it's this guy again.
Was watching some Arslan earlier
Now adding to my growing Haruhi collection
Hi
you dont know how to train a dog. thats pathetic as fuck
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maybe fucking dogs is hard. if youre morbidly obese it might take something out of you. if youre a woman it might take something out of you bouncing with bent knees. if youre a fit man theres no position you could do that would be that tireing and be worth while
Ive fucked 45-50 women. youve fucked 5 dogs. youre a fat ugly fucking looser. i harly beleive the part about work...
The anime is pretty good. After you catch up with it just start reading part 5
If you knew anything about women youd know that wasnt a far out post. most guys i know are just as capable as me. (although i fat complimented on my hand skills alot. often while they are vibrating from the intensity and in awe) and you will never know what that feels like in your hopefully short pathetic fucking faggot life
Thank you
>your compliments make me blush
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I'm alright, just enjoying my night and getting ready for tomrrow.
Also yeah, I'm surprised nobody has taken erza or lucy or someone basic like that, not saying i don't like them it's just i would've figured someone would've claimed them before Juvia and Levy, but I'd rather have it this way any way
Hello yui, you cutie
Yes.
How was your day?
youre a fucking idiot. if you feel a exhausted during sex your pathetically out of shape, the only thing that ever gets tired it my tounge eating her out, my nek69ing and my forearm trying to get her to squirt if i do it over 3 times. some girls get so sensitive after the first and alot are scared theyll pee andpush you out.. i was saying look it up because you obviously dont have a fucking clue. sure you sweat but who wouldnt rolling around under a blanket. fuck youre a retard and an obese weeb faggot virgin. it cant get much worse for you dude.
that seems like some commitment
Oh dude that is the worst thing.
>21 calories
Who comes up with these autism tier studies?
Picture 4 hours of HARD sex in sync with hardcore dubstep techno music. With four bitches. You really think that's only 21 hours?
Retards will believe anything as long as it's preceded by "a study found that..."
Only fucked 4 dogs, but adding a 5th and maybe a 6th around the same time. Not sure yet. But I really want a doberman.
Omega Courtney better
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You're supposed to feel exhausted after sex, if it was good sex. Sex takes a long time.
motherfucker im 6ft 210 and i fight anyone bigger or smaller and win. i dont normally have to fight anymore though because in both small towns i live in people just dont fuck around anymore. but i guess you dont have any idea what it is to be alpha. you fucking looser.
whats it like being a bitch and unable to defend yourself? is that why you turned out to be such a fucking looser cuck faggot trying to fantasize about a 2d girl. even she would think you were a fucking peice of shit in real life and not give you another glance
A plush of Marx from Kirby Super Star i got off amiami, it's adorable.
That sounds cute, got a pic? i suppose it's good there is one at the very least.
I've not been up to much, been a bit more tired lately, i did start playing Dead Rising again after all the chit chat going around about the new one, which isn't looking too good but it made me pick want to play the old one.
For Christmas pretty much what happens every year.
You lie about that too!
Well rest well then.
:3
Oh I didn't know that the anime was still ongoing.
Thanks for the heads up then!
You have anything special tomorrow?
I guess that their massive popularity takes a huge hit in this kind of communities.
arnt they all fucking faggot in these threads?
We still gotta snuggle a ton and then wear ourselves out before we can rest ofc.
Courtney weak af
would you overdose and kill yourself with the ambien? that would be fucking awesome. your parents wouldnt have to be ashamed of you anymore. your siblings wouldnt have to pretend you were a step brother or an adoption. people you know and love wouldnt have to cringe every time they looked at your facebook page. you be doing them a favor.. either that or change who you are 100 percent
Yeah but at least they're attracted to fictional women
This guy is attracted to a fictional trap
Howdy Luluco!
You best be jestin!
The anime is up to part 4 right now, part 5 won't air until sometime in 2018
Here's a picture of it.
Dead Rising is great fun. The new one doesn't look like it's going to be impressive.
And what happens every year, if I may ask?
That sucks, hopefully you can find another one.
Hi Haruhi. Feeling any better?
W-well, only if you're ok with it.
I need to rewatch the Haruhi series.
I finished rereading them not too long ago.
Hi, Juvia you beauty.
Sleepy, long, boring. Got home from school and slept for a couple hours, then watched some comfy anime.
oh its dog fucking virgin again.
Heres something i dont get. youre a fucking loser right? so is this like your only socialising for the day? cuz i dont understand why your posting dogs in this kind of thread. do people claim your fucking dogs from you? or as a fat virgin dog fucker( and confirmed shit dog trainer) do you relate with these fat virgin cunts ?
Mercy claimed, fik u all.
i dont know. i dont think you should
well that sounds nice
>trips
No just work that's all
Yeah, personally i don't really like lucy so i wouldn't claim her, erza is probably just too popular. It's good though that we claim the lesser known waifu's and hopefully they'll get more attention.
>We talked about this yesterday
>you're the cutie
Plus festive wear makes you 10x cuter
I aint jestin, and that's for the bestin. Why should I be?
I probably will be soon now that I got my medication
How have you been?
You should I watch it a lot
Have you seen the spin off series The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki? It's pretty much the same alternate timeline as the movie
i want to roast you but youre so full of shit. I think you probably fuck dogs, but i doubt you own dogs. you definatly dont fuck women exactly like every other fucking faggot in waifu threads.
>Fairy Tail
>lesser known
Please fuck off
howdy cuter how was your day :3
Oh..
ok
trips and new qt :D
I never take naps. Unless I'm at school.
>comfy anime
Non Non Biyori is pretty good.
I don't completely understand the coherence of your post.
I'm not interested in women.
man, how fucking gay can you get. its too bad these guys will probably find a giant autistic beast of a fat woman to knock up and pass on their weeb genes, i think that would be something to let go of if we ever start population control.
Four parts sounds like a whole bunch of episodes. Somehow I quickly lose interest in shows, even in those that I really enjoy.
I've been dragging this 12 episode series over months now.
Making her popular surely isn't my priority here, and Erza truly is a top candidate.
Hi there! Thank you guys for noticing the trips, I don't pay enough attention to my digits..
I might just stay clean, too much effort and money and the cops around here already don't like me
this is a waifu claiming thread. do these other fucking losers try and claim your dogs? isnt that how its supposed to work? or do you just post dogs over and over again for no reason hoping for dubs or something so you can weirdly pretend your imaginary dog likes you back? like what? thts the saddest gayest fucking shit imaginable.
what's this cute waifi from? :D
See
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you should kill yourself!
i bet your parents diowned you. either that or they have to lie to their friends about you because like, fuck. youre a fucking loser
yeah sorry i dont know you like that
That's pretty cute, surprised people don't make more for her considering her series is decently big.
The new one seems to be a huge mess with all that's going on with it.
Pretty sure it's what most do on christmas, unwrap gifts, eat turkey, stuff like that.
Because that's a terrible lie!
It was nice, a plush i ordered came today and overall just relaxed.
I ment the lesser known Characters user not the show itself. I'm aware it's pretty well known
Me neither, I'm just here to converse with others, but it would be nice to see my waifu get more screen time.
And Most definitely, probably 4th or 5th favorite character in that show.