Need to write an speech for my English class, can be whatever topic i want

Need to write an speech for my English class, can be whatever topic i want.

What topic should i choose?

The political and social influences of the potato throughout history.

White oppression.

bumpo

down we go

The Lessons of Pizzagate.

Dangers of Cock Rot

Genital deformities

the influence memes had on trump getting elected

"My Analysis on the Mythic Dawn Commentaries"

Is democracy on its way out?

Op here. Dubs choose my speech topic.

Why I Voted for Trump

oi get out of here mate, you aren't the real op

Imma real op and I'm going with the fuxked up dick thing

im the real op and i think youre momma gay bro

I'm the real op and I'm picking dubs

Write about Hitler's missing testicle

Rolling

How poor teenagers become an heros because of the mean internet

how to dismember and hide a body.

>get

OP here. I think i might go with the testicle thing.

Why vegans are a disease, and need to be cured. Slowly. Painfuly. Imhumanly

How you find giant black dicks aesthetically pleasing *no homo

WINRAR!

Deez nuts.

Why Jon Snow will be a great King and the steps he can take to defeat the white walkers.

Get an english translation of one of hitlers speeches

This is actually a really good idea.

I can write your speech for like 10-15 bucks depends on how long you want it, let me know if you are interested

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Bestiality is not wrong.

I mean when you think about it, it really isn't wrong. I know animals can't talk to humans but I'm over 100 % sure that they enjoy it and are not complaining about getting free sex from their human overlords. I mean we are the owners of the pet so we should be able to do whatever we want with them. Even the old cave men knew this.

Well I know for a fact that female dogs love being eaten out and cockslammed for hours.

Why dinosaurs are small at one end, then get big in the middle, then get really small at the other end.

OLED TVs