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I have no money for food until Saturday, I'm fucking starving right now. If anyone has some spare cash in their paypal I would greatly appreciate it. I need about $20. I've been looking for work for about 6 months and got nothing back yet, I have a bunny to feed too.

My paypal is [email protected]

good try
bunnys cant internet
i dont believe your "little" story

>I have a bunny to feed too.
>thinks bunny is posting

timestamp the rabbit

DSP? that you?

everything you say are filthy lies
do you even white masterrace

it's called a joke retard

I would do, but this is an old pic and don't have my camera anymore.

>dont have my camera anymore
=
>rabbit is dead for 5 years

na, he's 3 years old. Name is austin, he's just a bit fatter now.

enjoy your made up storys...

eat the rabbit

Not made up, I literally pawned my camera in so I could eat last week.

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I'd rather die mate.

Bro you have to eat

I wouldn't eat my rabbit, nigga is family

Don't you have social security or parents?

I live alone right now, my mother is unfit to be a parent as she is mentally ill. I'm old enough to live alone and claim money from the government, it's not enough to get by on so that's why I'm struggling right now. I've been looking for work for a while in IT as I'm decent at that but there hasn't been much going and I've had no replies back yet,

sell your phone/pc fgt

I have ads up on Gumtree for them both, everyone is fucking around getting my hopes up and then they don't end up showing up. It's been 4 days since I posted them. I put them for cheap too.

don't give a fuck, faggot. get of the internet and find a fucking job already
stop begging, cunt.. or suck dick for money

>sell bunny
>buy cigarette pack
>sell for $1 each
>profit

Hmmm quite the pickle.
Are your neighbours nice people?

Ha Op. Im also looking for job in IT and I too have a rabbit

>asking for handouts
>using an email that talks about gaming
Sure, let's all give home money for "food"

If you've been out of work for six months, you're clearly not trying. The longest I've been without a job was two months, and that was by choice. Also, learn how to properly budget. Ramen noodles are cheap as fuck. Not nutritious by any means, but they will keep you alive.

eat the bunny
or fuck it

This, dice him and make bunny kebabs. That's what I do with the pesty rabbits we get down here

>not realising he can eat a meal for 8 cents
>literally money found on the ground
>cant find job for 6 months aka wants good pay and easy work for unskilled labour
dont try trick us ex-homeless people with your shenanigans
we see through your lies

>not realising he can eat a meal for 8 cents

Not OP, but please elaborate.

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You would need $14 to buy the bag. I don't even have a dollar

well it sounds like some one should have gotten a job?
fuck, theres even people putting ads up saying theyll pay you 30 bucks to help them move some furniture for a few hours
also im sure your camera would have gotten you more than 14 dollars
10kg bag, (with a generous half cup meal and fuck, lets even go for 3 meals a day) would last for 100 meals or 33 days
so instead of eating whatever the fuck you ate last week you could have food for another 4 weeks
and if youre starving go move some fucking bricks or wash dishes, dont bother waiting for a ideal job and then beg like human filth because you cant eat
your part of a generation that wants an easy job that has flexible hours with good pay doing something you're "passionate" about which you'll still bitch about anyway

and to top it all off you're getting some hardworking tax payers money for free from the government while you bludge around
its not supposed to be enough for a reason, so you can get a fucking job

You can't live on only rice for a month you fucking retard, you'd die.

beg u bitch
get on the street at use the rabbit to get pity for the fuck u are

i lived on rice for 2 months whilst laboring for bricklayers in the peak summer

its called not being a softcock

Go away smackhead

What happened to your computer hardware business?

You seem to have this problem often, OP.

but wait, the plot thickens
10 pounds is equivalent to 17.13AUD which can roughly be rounded up to...

20, fucking, dollars

Coincidence?

And this was from /biz/ that I mentioned before.

this is actually a good idea . if you tell people your >made up story . maybe bring the rabbit alone . you could make 20 bucks in a couple of hours . then go buy a bag of weed . split it into 2 bags go sell both of those for 20 each to some 6th graders . then with the 40 dollars go to a casino all on a roll for dubs at the rolluete table . repeat until your a rich man /

hahahaha i got dubs rad

>come on trip ?

>rolling for trips

Man if you really are serious don't think this cesspool will help, try to get help IRL among family, friends or diffrent government institutes.