What do you unironically eat when you watch a movie at home Sup Forums?

What do you unironically eat when you watch a movie at home Sup Forums?

Nothing, I'm on a cut.

Maybe an apple.

Either lunch or dinner

Cock

>hungry
>but poor and nothing to eat till thursday

Nothing really. Sometimes whatever I'm eating for dinner.

At the theater I have to have pop corn though.

Everyone can afford bread and peanut butter/potatoes with salt and butter

My gf's pussy.

usually crab legs

>implying i havent ate all my bread and veggies already

Nothing. I only ever eat ironically

I ONLY eat ironically

This.

Low fat chips if it's a sunday.

how many calories are you cutting on bro?

how

Your mom ;))))))

douchebags

Bananas with chocolate dip

How am I a douchebag for not eating something while watching a movie, probably by myself?

for using meat head douchebag sayings like "cut"

Stay mad, fatty

chocolate bars and root beer

pumpkins

dumplings

why would i lounge around consuming empty calories getting fatter and fatter when i'm trying to get immersed in a film's cinematic universe?

pic related from last night, i usually love eating when watching flicks like goodfellas.

>Not keeping a cupboard full of ramen noodles to hedge your bets for those lean weeks between paychecks and after bills

>Nothing, I'm on a cut.
>I'm on a cut.
>cut

Please kill yourself fagget

Eating ironically is only okay for watching flicks.

patrician af

*tips fedora*
Real gentlemen use the muscles in their head instead of the muscles in their arms :^)

>what is moderation?

Anyone who lifts uses that term

Fatty is jealous? What's the matter fatty? Want some tendies?

A glass of red wine and some brie.

Sometimes Four Loko.

>Four Loko
Why

I unironically enjoy popcorn with movies.

Because nothing kills the monsters in my brain better, without the burning taste of straight alcohol.