Anyone try this sex toy before? I'm intrigued

Anyone try this sex toy before? I'm intrigued.

Why the fuck would you want two friendship bracelets strangling your pee pee?

-.-*

They feel like the real thing, but they dont fight back : (

look closer, they go up and down, there is a sliding guide and a motor thing, should be good.

had one and died after some time, half a year maybe. It feels good but not as they promote it, a bj machine.

did you try with lots of lube to make it wet like a mouth?

why is the sex toy dressed as R2D2

probly needs a motor upgrade thou

inb4
>Bb8

I'd just shove the whole thing up my butt and jack off. It's easier than cleaning out a rubber sleeve that I pissed my gross cum into.

>2016
>needing stupid gimmicky sex toys to get off
>not hafing real warm flesh pussy readily available to fuck on a daily basis

fucking plebs

Pussy is stinks and is full of bacteria.

faggot detected

it's alright i guess, it's nice to just lay back and watch porn. Probs not worth the pricetag though, just get a fleshlight or something

Not straight or gay, actually. Both are a disease of the mind. I have transcended basic sexual need. That is for monkeys to screech and shout about. I have embraced the higher experience of my own intellect. Enjoy being an animal.

>I have transcended basic sexual need
>I have embraced the higher experience of my own intellect

confirmed 400 pound virgin living in moms basement who realized he will never get laid in his life ever.

lul

I only come here because it's like visiting the zoo. The primitives are so sure that their narrow existence of biological slavery is the only way anyone should live. They scream in anger when presented with any alternative.

kek

doesnt last....