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Azor Jon

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Who will kill Cersie?

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Why?

People still do it because it's faster. It's just incredibly dangerous.

Didn't Euron do it in the books??

>Gilneas
>Tully fucking shits
DELETE THIS

First for where everythings made up and time doesn't matter

No one. She's a fookin' legend m8

What was the point of exiling Melisandre anyways?

Xth for Stannis, the king who cared

Old age

repostin'

>The dreams were even worse the second time. He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed…

Is Cersei tall? This outfit makes her look tall.

Roose Bolton, Lord of Winterfell, the Dreadfort and Warden of the North

Euron "Madura Uchiwa" Greyjoy

WHAT IF
The Song of Ice and Fire is the song that Rhaegar composed for Lyanna and babby Jon, we know he did
And the music of that song is the GoT intro theme?
We need valyrian lyrics for it

>What was the point of exiling Melisandre anyways?

To bring back stannis for season 7.

she comes to rule the seven kingdoms
Dany will die for sure in the vision you can see the throne room destroyed no one will sit there the Seven Kingdoms will break up once more
you plebs think that she will just go there and will "take what is mine"

>Promise me, Bane.

>ulthos

Important reminder.

Cersei is OUR QUEEN.

Preston is on suicide watch.

My nigga

Qyburnbros gonna stick together.

Okay question regarding the show: I thought a white raven was sent to kings landing back in like, season 2? It was during a small council meeting. But now the show is saying winter is just arriving. Was the first raven for the end of summer and the second for winter officially coming?

doesn't work

>Didn't Euron do it in the books??
Are you comparing Euron "Madura Uchiwa" Greyjoy on his ship to Le witty Imp man and Grey Aids on their boat?

>It is said that K'Dath is the site of unspeakable rites performed to slake the hunger of mad gods and that even the Shrykes that dwell in the lands south of the city fear it.
I want to read some Lovecraftian stories set in/around K'Dath

Poisoned by his enemies.

elaborate nigger

Hail Qyburn!

Hand of the Queen
Grand Maester
Master of Whispers
Master of Coin
Master of Ships
Master of Laws
Master of War
Shadow Ruler of the Iron Throne
Future Archmaester of the Citadel
Herald of the Long Night

Long may he reign!

>tfw Dany is at the Gates (airspace?) of King's Landing
>Cersei holed up in the capital killing traitors
>Tarlys arrive at the gates
>Start killing everyone
>Jaime and Cersei alone
>Jaime kills Cersei
Poetry.

>a citadel of hellish fire, worthy of my master
>a monument to entomb the souls of all who dare to defy us!
what did Qyburn mean by this?

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no, the white crow sent to kings landing was to tell everyone that summer has ended, basically it was fall, and winter is approaching.

I'm saying people still do it, but it's dangerous. And guess what jorah got greyscale because of it

Yes, there is a season between summer and winter; it's called autumn.

I heard a story that Varys appeared in the last scene becase their ships had alreay reached Dorne. Also, theres a story that Dany is first going to the iron islands because they are promised to Theon. Isn't that the long route to Westeros?

CIA, I'm small council (literally)

Fuck, why does this make me laugh so much

Time to post the dankest memes from season 6

Bloodless men ARE NOT Wights, Robert Strong is bloodless man, but yes I support the one continent theory

Bloodless Men = Gregor
Marwyn the Mage traveled to and mapped the furthest locations of the known world, he befriended Qyburn and likely shared knowledge of the Bloodless Men. We saw Qyburn draining Gregor's blood and he is described like a bloodless man.

We won't ever see anything that far east unless Jorah is in Asshai next season.

>Also, theres a story that Dany is first going to the iron islands because they are promised to Theon.

If she doesn't land somewhere in the stormlands or crownlands I swear to god I'm dropping the show forever.

to get to the the iron islands she would have to travel all the way around dorne and then north hundreds of miles, she won't be going to the iron islands. euron is there and she has bigger problems to deal with first than euron

Jon Snow will die next season
>CIA will kill him in a scheme
>He will marry Sansa
> and rule behind the scenes as an advisor.
With the Vale and Northern Armies, they will battle with Dany and get decimated.

Next
>Jon reanimated as wight
>kills CIA
>Sansa escapes to Dany forces and girl power unite
>By this time Cersei probably dead
>killed by Jaime (by wildfire? strangling her?)
>Jaime kills Tyrion (vengeance?)
>leaving Jaime killed by Dany forces (House Lannister ded)

Next
>Night King swoops the realm (dothraki and unsullied BTFO)
>Varys probably killed along with some Targ loyalist
>Dany retreats with half of her force to Dorne (because muh hot weather)
>Sand Snakes tries to assasinate Dany but fail (got BTFO)
>Olenna is just filler scene (probably her last advisot?)
>Arya meets Dany and Sansa, Bran emerges as the Starks reunite.
>Winter comes to Dorne? WHAT?
>Night King takes the last safe haven on Westeros (Iron Islands spared)

>Dany marries Euron, Yara and Theon killed executed.
>Daario comes to her aid and slains Euron becoming Salt King (lel?)
>Daario marries her and fuck her?

Meanwhile in bear island
>bearloli welcomes her uncle Jorah who is cured by the grayscale
>Jorah rallies surviving northerners to his cause (probably Howland reed and Manderly?)
>In a letter swears fealty to Dany

teh fat cuck
>OldTown getting sieged by Nightking
>chaos lol many peopel died REEAHHH
>fat bacon Tarly boy smuggles info about white walker weakness to Dany
>Dragonstone becomes muh mining facility

>Dany forces now armed with dragonstone commences assault on white walkers
>Attack on two fronts
>Jorah attacks from North and Dany attacks from Iron Islands
>Dragon fire wipes out White walkers
>out of nowhere Thoros charges with flaming sword, kills dozens of zombies before getting kill
>Brotherhood without banners regroup with Tully and lefover Vale forces
>attack the white walkers at full force

>Bran meets Night King, kills him (dunno how?)
continued

Bran has been the night king all along. Screen this. It's the only way he was able to visibly see and touch bran through the wiernet.

>she has bigger problems to deal with first than euron
No she doesn't. Euron is the #1 threat to her in Westeros unless Jon goes to war against her which is unlikely. The Ironborn will defect to Euron's side when they see what he has accomplished in such a short time (built 1000 ships and sacked the greatest city in the world) so Dany must face Euron before anything else.

She loses the battle and has to retreat

Is there a reason why you're writing this fanfiction? the writers haven't even started working on season 7 plot.

>1000 ships

With what timber?

Question, does anyone outside of Ironborn worship the Drowned God?

teleported from the North

The one on the iron islands and the western coast of westeros

There's wood on the Iron Islands, just not in the filming location.

There is also a huge forest near Flint's Finger close to the Iron Islands.

Aside from Dany's army, what army in Westeros is biggest in numbers? I'm struggling to even think of an opponent to Dany. Vale?

>Night King dead white walkers retreat
>New wall erected, this time quota of men send there as Night watch under Bran Stark as 1000th lord commander

>It is found out Brienne suvives the war
>Casterly Rock has no ruler and given to her

>Dany takes the Iron Throne
>Daario as muh hand of queen
> Master of whisperer and coin to be determined
>Muh Dragons lives and have babies
>Dany is preggers

>Olenna rules the reach and stomlands under Dany
>Sansa is warden of Norf, Iron Islands is under her rule?
>Arya is a wandering assassin though is still loyal to Stark
>fat tarly boy gets lordhip as his father and brother died in wight war
>Gilly becomes his wife
>Bearloli rules Bear Island with Jorah as advisor probably marrying robin arryn (presumably if he's willing?)
>The Dorne plotline is abandoned becuse who cares about a fucking desert country

>The Hound lives happily as a sellsword before meeting untimely demise at the hands of a dothraki
>Brotherhood of banners is disbanded
>Edmure Tully kills Roslin and marries Sansa (kek fuck the Freys), his son is exiled to da Wall.
>Bronn (assuming he survives) went to Dorne where he fucks and fights before dead from muh poison

this is how it will end faggots
Dany sits on Throne (fuck off Stannisfags)
Sansa will probably produce lots of Stark-Tully children cos fertility.

Plot twist
Stannis risen from the dead as new Night King with his head attached

Benjen Stark returns to the Wall where he serves as a ranger from the dead frightening new recruits

White Walker sleeps for another 8000 years until the next long night

So Jonfags cry, because he's going to die and since Melisandre is away, NO ONE is going to resurrect him.

Oh I forgot about Onion Kniight, he'll probably die too becuase fuck ex Stannis men

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The Others

>this pleb thinks dany will win at the end
hey've been building her up as invincible, so she dies at the very end due to high fantasy catching up with her. Maybe even a noble, self-sacrificial death so everyone's happy and feminists literally drown in their tears of joysadness.
all fight for power and kill each other thats the message No one will be left sit there The Seven Kingdoms will break up once more

Probably no

Euron kills 90% of Dany's army while they are on ship and useless

Just fuck my kingdom up sand sneks

>>out of nowhere Thoros charges with flaming sword, kills dozens of zombies before getting kill

stop it there lad

>got supports jon

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Come on man, not 90%. More like 40% and a dragon. He'll probably split her fleet by summoning a storm or tricking her.

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He's the one true king

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Where the fuck do they meet at the sea. Why the fuck would Dany travel west of Westeros?

ITS HAPPENING AND you know it will be.
>dat littlefinger unsatisfied face when jon is king in da norf
>he will die (just like his uncle Ned and cousin Robb)
>your R+L=J is nothing
>Jon bascially loses plot armor next season
Better accept fate friends
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>He's the one true king

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>So Jonfags cry, because he's going to die and since Melisandre is away, NO ONE is going to resurrect him.

Melisandre herself said she didn't resurrect Jon

Your posts are obvious bait

>Danny
>6 votes
i knew /got/ are our guys

>fat daenary pic

will Reach and Dorne be enough to contain that whale?

remember when they just said fuckit and started calling him Gregor again

THEKINGINANORF

you just know

Why did no one cared Doran was killed?

Why are the sand sneks reigning on dorne now?

>no more redhead's tits
The show might aswell end now

Jon still has Stark blood inside him and he's cultured in North tradition better than Sansa, and as a Stark male he has better position as ruler than Sansashit.

Sansa is only for make babies with CIA

>he will die (just like his uncle Ned and cousin Robb)

Can't wait for him to die again. He doesn't have melly there to help him this time. LOL

>Jon still has Stark blood inside him

That doesn't mean shit faggot. Gendry has Baratheon blood. Using your logic he's the true king. But they aren't you idiot. Technically speaking it would be Dany since she's the closet blood relative to Stannis.

You have one wildfire grenade that will definitely kill Zombie Mountain.
If you succeed your cock will become Unella's new god.
You can refuse and walk away.

Would you try?

Because he was a shit ruler who did nothing and the sand snakes are his proactive relatives who are loved and admired around dorne

Sansa is still there tho

No it won't. You interpret the essence of the series and the characters completely wrong, probably due to high autism.

When they kill the night king Brann tell that they need a night king and Jorah will take the job.

>Delusional neckbeard stannisautists actually believe Jon is going to fail.
Take your bedwetting elswhere beta brigade.

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>Melisandre herself said he didnt ressurect
except that she did, she cast resurrection spell and jon snow becomes jesus. You can be sure that Red Lady probably will have 100% success chance in reviving ded people, like Thoros did.

Also Rickon is not ressurected because he has no heart (literally) if he's alive again and he's an useless character, specifically created to be killed by Ramsay

to save unella, i would do anything

Young hodor saw him.

explain that atheists

He wasn't dedicated to immediate revenge so the ENTIRE COUNTRY hated him

Which wasn't a problem for the Bad Poosi Squad for amazing plot reasons, they are welcome to hang around for months doing nothing and cutting deals

Because STRONG WOWYN > WEAK MEN. Everybody love the Sand Snakes and they all hated Doran , because being a male, he was clearly worst than Hitler and dornish people suffered a lot because of him so his death was deserved.
ALL HAIL QUEEN ELLARIA SAND!

Arya fed someone their family's remains.

So when does she become the Rat King/Cook now? (Been a while since I've read those blasted books).

Which houses support Yara?

Which houses support Euron?

>Ramsay hasn't made a single smart decision in his coup d'état
>everything went right for him through sheer dumb luck
>it took him being extra stupid, ten thousand knights, a giant, and an angry Targaryen to BTFO him

>Cersei isn't making the smartest decisions in her takeover
>everyone and everything is going to turn on her
>her brother, who is her most trusted friend and lifelong lover, will kill her on his own

Euron is a bigger military power than Cersei and the Ironborn will not remain loyal to Yara when Euron has 1000 ships and sacks Oldtown, the grestest city in the world.

Moreso than that is plot logic. They're not going to send Dany to KL because then she would win decisively without losses. She's been set up to fail or at least have a major defeat which will be at the hands of Euron.

yes, fucking D&D also calling Sunspear "A city of Dorne" in opening

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