Life is shit. I would give specific details, but I already know none of you give a shit.
Best way to kill myself. I am looking for least painful way possible that has a high success rate. Can't use a gun.
Once someone gives me a good idea I will leave anons post number in my suicide note. (I know my suicide will be insignificant, but I might as well give you some incentive to help me)
lucario is a fighting type will be my last words.
>lucario is a fighting type will be my last words.
say something cooler faggot
old inside joke that my "friends" will have a giggle about when i finally do it
>pandering to friends
kys
that is what i am trying to do
prove it
cant do
Become a train diver
...
>making friends giggle
>has friends
>killing self
be not dumb, spend more time with friends and less on Sup Forums
Unless you are terminally ill or looking at life in prison, chill the fuck out and keep breathing. You're gonna get to see some pretty cool shit in your lifetime even if your personal life sucks. Like humans on Mars and shit.
Funny enough this is part of the reason I am going to kill myself. My "friends" are really just acquaintances that I have opened up to. I have severe anxiety issues so I am not very close to anyone.
get closer. get out of your comfort zone or you will get nowhere.
Tub toaster. You won't deliver.
Get drunk and spend all your money on hookers and drugs first.
kek
Not planning on going anywhere.
I have heard from multiple sources that this is a bad way to do it.
Too poor for drugs and I live in the middle of the woods.
give this a shot if you aren't a 100% poorfag. if you are, take out credit cards, give it a shot, then kill yourself because you're in debt.
Get a helium tank and breath all the helium or carbon monoxide, that'll do the trick
The fact that you're here asking for people to figure this shit out for you is extremely telling of how you ended up this way in the first place.
You can't even end your life without someone doing the legwork for you, so no wonder you couldn't start it.
Try something other than dying, first, you entitled cunt.
I have 148 USD in total. No job. No family. Basically no friends.
Is this a effective method?
I am literally trying to kill myself and your post is the one that sounds counter-productive.
OD'ing on sleeping pills is highly effective and painless because you die in your sleep.
Don't sue kek
Yes just what youre looking for painless and relatively quick make sure to leave a note first for the people you love
You have a tub and a toaster. No turning back once you drop it in. Just do it!
Will most likely do this. Will ambien do the trick?
how old are you
Just turned 18
Forget that shit. Tub toaster. Nice trips btw.
Whooaaa no OP careful on this one.
Usually pill OD just makes you vomit and experience brutal pain for two hours, knocks you out, then you wake up in your own vomit with a sore throat from the acid.
L I V E S T R E A M
fuck sleeping pill OD
shoot up fentanyl
night night
Really don't know about the tub toaster method. Seems really bad.
Possibly in the future, but not tonight. Sitll need to write a note and get everything setup.
Probs gonna do this because told me not to do the sleeping pill method.
Best way to obtain this and is it relatively painless?
try living a little before you just give up
It wouldn't be really bad for long.
Too poor to live a good life. No future. No past. No present. Might as well kms
.I will keep it in mind. Might do some research on it before i go and try to find it.
Littlefoot, you have friends and that dad who visits you once a year and a T. Rex that would happily give you a blowjob if you asked him to. You're already better off than most of us.
uhh it depends on where you live
if you live far away from a big city and have no connects you are kinda in a predicament
if you can navigate the darknet markets you can score it there
I have ODed before by accident and was brought back with narcan..
I snorted too much and sat down and that was it.. just darkness from then on until I woke up in the ER
Gave me a giggle.
Heard "the darknet" was really just bait for the retards, but I might look into it. I know how to navigate through that shit for the most part.
We'll good luck.
we all good luck to you too
>a T. Rex that would happily give you a blowjob if you asked him to
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
I see what you did there faggot
:^)
goodluck littlefoot.
seriously though I just read that you are 18 and jesus christmas dude
do not OD on fent I feel like a dick for even mentioning it now.
i'll be your friend man
Not looking for friends. I am a manipulative beta faggot. I would end up ruining it. lol
I understand that being beta and manipulative is very rare. Only thing i got going for me currently.
come to philly and we will fuck some poon
Too poor, but I would take this offer if it was a actual option. nice trips.
Jesus, dude, your sequels weren't THAT bad. I liked 'em. Don't kill yourself because people are expecting you too!
nice dubs lol dude I am telling you we would get along it was meant to be with repeating digits
where the fuck do you live?
The one that is about to come out will be so bad you will also contemplate suicide.
Why is it I'm finding more humanity on Sup Forums than I am on reddit lately?
Here ya go fag.
You mean 14? That already came out this year. Was decent-- at least it wasn't the abomination 13 was.
I live a state away from philly.
.Sup Forums is dead. Reddit is in its prime.
Fuck. I thought we were still waiting,
This was already suggested!!!
because I have the power to turn a suicidal "beta" into a pussy slayer through friendship
there are a few things in life i like to do.
i love my family and my friends and my dog, i love to cook and eat, i love to read a good book, i love to watch a good movie, i love to workout, i love to play good vidya, i love nature i love to look at all the beautifulness of life itself. everything seems so simple and yet it is complex. it amazes me from time to time again seeing everthing in harmony. i love life itself!
nice trips, but what does this have to do with my suicide?
Not him, but double trips is a clear sign that you should live.
nice trips, dont do it :-)
if I get trips OP has to live til atleast 20!!!
Well I can't do it until I get the supplies so I guess you have obtained your wishes.
You didn't get trips.
We did it! Littlefoot's gonna live!
For the next few days maybe.
If it was me, I have 2 ideas.
1.
>go to Hawaii
>get volcano sute as tourist
>Walk up to mouth of active volcano
>jump in
>definitely have someone film you
>for science
2.
>find to tallish buildings of close hight on oposit side of busy road and set up a tight rope across it
>tie rope to ankles
>tie other end to the middle of tight rope
>rope length is measured so you hang by ankles a few feet above traffic
>tie steel cable to center or tight rope 10 feet shorter than ankle rope
>attach razor wire noose to end
>put around neck
>super glue hands, upside down, to sides of head
>jump
>decapitated, hang upside down over traffic with your head, right side up, in your hands, looking at traffic as your blood empties onto the cars below
>??????
>profit
Poor and in the middle of the woods. Cant pull off either of these methods.
Rob a payday loan store
With what. I can't afford a gun obviously and no knives that aren't used for spreading butter. I am not some criminal mastermind.
You propose to the owner that you'll let him kill you if he pays you $1k. He pays up front, you hide the cash for family and come back to simulate a robbery but he's just getting his rocks off killing you. I'm sure people will pay money to legit kill someone without going to jail
Your plan seems a little farfetched. Also why would I stash the money for my family? I basically don't have one.
I'm gonna be serious when I suggest this, although you probably think I won't be. You could look for a sugar daddy. You're young-- young enough that no matter what you look like there are older guys out there that will let you live with them.
Leave it to a charity. Not really far-fetched. I'd pay a grand to watch someone die at my hand
why don't you have a family?
You're correct. I don't think you are being serious, but I will reply just because I have nothing better to do. I guarantee that there is no sugar daddy that will let me live with them. I would rather kill myself than live that life anyways.
Not everyone is like you. Most people have morals. Also are you in the position to give out some loans?
Dad was a womenizer that abandoned my family. Mom was a druggy that never even attempted to raise me. Sister is a over dramatic cunt that hates me. I have no other immediate family that lives anywhere near me.
Look. I'm a gay guy from Salt Lake City, where mormons are cruel to kids who come out. There are plenty of homeless gay teenagers. And I've met quite a few older guys who were willing to pay for their living expenses while also trying to help them back on their feet. If you're not gay or bi, fine-- what I say is stupid. But I've met guys who pretty much live for having younger guys over for awhile in exchange with helping them get their futures in order.
Not gay or bi and there are no mormons near me.
go do a trade, call up some construction companies or plumbers or electricians or whatever and ask for an apprenticeship, people don't realize but those professions make a SHIT ton of money if youre out on your own, plus working with your hands makes you feel good because you've actually done/created/fixed something
Well, it was just a suggestion, then.
agreed, even working with mechanics or saving up your money from construction to study aviation, shits awesome
dude if you become successful after your shitty upbringing not only will chicks be wet af over you but you'll always be able to look at yourself and realize that you're not the worthless pieces of shit that your family was. it's easy to point to your family and say that's why you're failing because it's probably true, but wouldn't it be great to make something of yourself and then gather your family to tell them that you're successful despite them being garbage?
I would rather kill myself than be a plumber. I was gonna try to become an electrician, but I am literally not a functional human being anymore and I didn't goto a trade school like I was planning to. I am not considered a functioning human being. I literally wake up every morning and think about how I am going to kill my self.
My whole family hates me because they believe I will bever amount to anything and I am not planning to prove them wrong. Also i guarantee that no chick will be wet over my shitty upbringing.
There's no shame in a humble profession. Salvation Army helps guys like you. Not sure if they help with education, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
go see a doc man. Doesn't have to be a psych doc, primary care will be able to help you even if it's getting you into a home to get you back on your feet.
What is so wrong with plumber? Make good money
I have never heard of the Salvation Army, but from I have read off of google this does seem like a good option versus killing myself. I am really not interested though. I have gotten to this point of my life because I have only taken the easy route and I plan to continue this, thank you for the suggestion
I repeated myself because I didn't proof read heheh.
Seems like a pain in the ass for something that I am not interested in.
Nothing is wrong with being a plumber besides the hours, but I would just hate to say I am a plumber.
Take a spoon and SMASH your throat
On live
How would I smash my throat with a spoon.
Be careful not to let pride keep you from things in your life. There are people who think that the half that don't make it big are trash, but it isn't true.
Use a gun or go kill yourself.
burning charcoal in enclosed space?
I said I can't use a gun and "or go kill yourself"? I would have killed myself by now if I had the gun.
>go kill yourself
thats what im trying to do
Not a pride issue. I just associate plumbers with human feces and I am not a fan of that.
Couldn't I just use car exhaust for this? This might be my new #1
Drink 3 bottles of Zzz-Quil. And to make it easier, eat an entire bottle of Aleve.
people who jump off a bridge experience instant regret
>having friends
Wish I was as lucky as you lad
Sounds like this would just cause a liver issue.
Only if they survive.
Covered this earlier in the thread, but I don't really have friends. I just acquaintances that I have opened up to and usually people stop talking to me if I do this. These people however didn't stop they just decreased how often.
DO NOT TRY TO OVERDOSE ON PAINKILLERS/SLEEPING PILLS. You'll go into a peaceful sleep at first, but will wake up in the last 5 minutes as your body desperate tries to save itself and feEl everything. It's actually extremely painful. Just don't kill yourself at all, honestly. Suicide's a pretty shit way to go.
make me ur apprentice so i good job then i will assist suicide quick and easy