I work for Belethor, at the general goods store

I work for Belethor, at the general goods store.

I work for Nick Valentine, at the detective agency.

Do you go to the Cloud District very often?

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

How many times do i have to murder you?

Strong wants to SMASH something!

I love, LOVE moist towelettes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come by Belethor's shop at the market. I'm sure we've got something you need.

Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin.

I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I own this boat.

"Don't mean to be rude, but I'm too busy to talk right now."

jesus, you got the settings turned down enough?

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Is... is there more?

plenty my friend

Impossible. A vampire killed you

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"Shop at Belethor's for the best prices and selection. He pays me to say that."

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It's a Swooord
It's The Loooord!
Fucking Cool
Oh My GOOOOD!
Me Gustaaa
These Potatoes
Are GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Fucking... FUCKING!!! I am so tired of this. It's not legally FUCKING if there's no PENETRATION!!!!!!

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shit game

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last one

Hard to hate the thalmor when they wear such awesome uniforms

tfw playing melee

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is thread dead

*Cough Cough*

Thanks for the thread guys, bookmarked

Oh my sweet newfag ...

roll

kek

Hahaha fail brah
People you just have to know what to do am i rite
You have to reckignise your fear
And yes fearing wasting your time or your own emotions is a thing
So all you have to do
Is stop, realise all fear stems from time and just look the changes

It's not your life, it is you

WHHO IS THE ARTIST, I MUST KNOW

NOTHING!!!!!

And you are nothing to begin with so stop thinking shame exists

Nobody knows the way but we are all the same thinking we are playing a game shame bra

GRAYMANE OR BATTLEBORN?

kek
>using kek on Sup Forums

that's mean

Skyrim fucking sucked

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S-Sauce?

But Skywind will fucking rock

Maybe. It definitely will not be as shit as Skyrim, not that that's much of an accomplishment.

Skyblivion > Skywind if it'll ever come out.

False

Of course you don't.

I am sworn to carry your burdens

I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEEE