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Actually, I don't have pimples anywhere, and my fingernails are pretty nice.

Just gotta learn to be confident. It's easy when you get the hang of it.

I usually can find people I'm interested in but I'm oblivious to social queues they send me and don't have the balls to ask any of them out

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Wouldn't hurt buying a pack of razors.

This is coming from someone who thinks herms are straight.

>I don't have pimples anywhere
Luck-eee

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Kek. Okay, buddy.

Yep. Need a good one.

>he says as he posts absolutely zero proof

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You wish. The proof was there, you AIDS ridden, dirty skin faggot. Take a bath once in a while.

do you even use shaving creme?

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Ha! I get it, because herms are gay and gays have aids

I made a mess...

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I don't know women are weird. I just need to find some kind of trick to help me to say the words "Wanna go out?" if I can do that I'd be fine.

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I did too...several times.

There ya go, you hand loving faggot. Don't think I forgot about that.

I take a shower every day. I just have fucked up skin.

Nope. I should though.

Good.

Be direct. Say exactly that.

>that scab
>that gay razor keyboard

>Nope. I should though.
Holy fuck that's why you have shaving bumps. i shave my ass like erry week and never had a problem once.

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I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy fur porn, it is in other people.

Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing posting furry pics and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love furry porn so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.

Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?

Are you just afraid?

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just what i thought dirty fingernails. nice aids sore by the way

Crashed my bike and slid on concrete. It was fun.

Yeah, I'm going to get some next time I go to the store. Nair doesn't hardly work for me, just tried it a few times.

Read the above. And my fingernails are clean, just long. I want to grow them out and paint them black like a goth faggot.

lol

I want you to lick it up then spit it all into my mouth.

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Thanks for the essay definetely gonna read this

Just for you, bb ;)

I have a girlfriend and she's ok with me hanging out here...better question why are you here?

I have issues getting myself to do that though.

Fuck nair. My leg,chest,ass hair is too fucking strong for that shit, it just burns.

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ROAR!

>And my fingernails are clean
if thats clean id hate to see what you consider dirty

>I want to grow them out and paint them black like a goth faggot.
guess thats easier than cleaning them

Lucky guy you are, dude.

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Really? What do you use, user?

Calm down, son. Hide the demon.

fucking youtube fucking up playback

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Just takes practice like with any other skill. Confidence is basically a skill in its own right.

It doesn't even burn for me. It just doesn't work well. Maybe I'm not using enough, or not leaving it on long enough. I'll keep trying because I'm too lazy for shaving all the time.

Hehe.

Show me your hand then, homo.

TRUTH
The words of a wise man.

FFFUCKING ROAR

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I'm tired

It's hard to practice when I have issues attempting it, I have confidence in other things I do but not around women.

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Fucking mosquitoes, I'm gonna bitch smack the next one that bites me.

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Why's that?

She's secretly dying on the inside.

Hi tired, I'm Dash.
What's up, Midi?

Try talking to yourself in a mirror then. You can always find a way to practice.

I just shave with a razor and shaving creme, i don't go against the grain. It's easier on the skin, trade off is not as smooth as a shave when you go against it. Still leaves a smooth ass for 1-2 days.

I'll have to try that again next time. Thanks for the tip, user.

and?

hey midi.

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I'll give it a try and let you know next week.

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dash you're the guy that has been posting pics of yourself right?

Yee.

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So Sup Forums is there anything like a public drawing chat for straight furries? Every Draw chat I find is either dick obsessed or Roleshit.

finally tried working out today... and I realized how much I miss it. (as if I ever did it regularly). Maybe that's the outlet I need.

Just ripping music from soundcloud.

How are you all tonight:
Coyote Peterson
50 yard Dash
Jerk "the Rock" Johnson

U good at anything at all?
Like guitar or drawing, drifting, cooking like anything? 'coz girls like those who excell in something. Get good at something. Show off.

Nice.
I'm okay. Just looking at new earrings.

KILL YOUR SELVES FURFAGS

Coyote Peterson?

Nope, that would be OJ.

You do, you just need to get used to it. Did 4 laps on the sidewalks.
>Jerk "the Rock" Johnson
Clap x3

Im afraid I don't possess any selves to kill

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says the guy whose best thing to do with his time is troll an image board and watch cartoon porn threads, then pretend he isn't failing at getting off.

Math and Alcohol. I'm a (pretty mediocre) bartender paying his way through school.

YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

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Trying a little hard, huh Dash?

youtube.com/watch?v=EjidrUoHvPs

I do what I can, lol

How are you all... and how is everyone in here tonight?

Fuck, I'll take a shower. Covered in dried sweat and mosquitoes are feeding off of me, flappy cunts.

now you are just giving a troll what he wants

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Not really. I just felt like putting my earrings back in, and now I need some new ones. Had the same pair for 12 years.

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Have fun.

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