"Hello my name Sanjay Kubla and I would like to audition for the role of James Bond by Ian Fleming"

>"Hello my name Sanjay Kubla and I would like to audition for the role of James Bond by Ian Fleming"

>alright Sanjay in this scene bond has to use a toilet to retrieve a hidden gu-
>pardon me, what is toilet?

Fuk off I am Pakistani no dirty Indian, my uncle work at ISI he will track you down and fuk u good

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> double deuce seven

>ok sanjay. this is your bond girl.
>can you show how you will seduce her?

ISIS? You better reboot your modem, there's a drone coming your way as we speak.

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>show some charisma, mr bond.

>try again and seduce her.

quintessentially British

Inter-services Intelligence you retard, its the CIA of Pakistan

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So basically five Pajeets with a compaq presario laptop from 2002 and on dial up?

>uh
>baby you've got a big bottom
>sit on my shit brown face and pretend I'm your designated shitting street

>So basically five Pajeets with a compaq presario laptop from 2002 and on dial up?

My uncle is local director at ISI, its an intelligence superpower it will track you down and fuck you up good

Mr. sanjay, are you having difficulty with our bond girl?

do we need to cast again?

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