Hey guys, i did it. got laid from a girl i matched up with on tinder yesterday

hey guys, i did it. got laid from a girl i matched up with on tinder yesterday.

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another chick talking to currently

better picture of the girl

bump

Nice

Congrats on the sex
What do you want a trophy?

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just matched with this chick

King stays king

a little drunk huh?

>Hey!
>heyy
>hey =)
>heyy!
Wtf is this shit? You have no game whatsoever. I can tell you don't get pussy from any of these roasties.

I didn't reply for 6 hours, so i figured it would be weird to just pick up where we had left off. should I have just kept it going?

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You have no idea how many "heys" these sluts get on a daily basis. Every girl needs their beta orbiters. Sure they'll act flirty over tinder for some free male attention, but it's not conducive to getting laid. I usually don't message my new matches for at least a week, then I open with a backhanded compliment. Sometimes they even message me first after a few days of radio silence.

i "hey :)" every single bitch on tinder. well, most of them. If they reply back with a "hey :)" means they want to keep talking. I see what you're saying but there are so many girls on tinder, i don't really mind if more than half of them don't reply.

Okay, where is the part where you got laid

The longer you wait to send the first message, the better. It takes a little patience, but it's well worth it. After a couple weeks, you'll have a steady stream on pussy lined up, and it won't seem like you have to wait so long.

i took a picture with her with my shirt on after we were done. don't have any of us actually fucking, will take one next time though.

>blocks her name
>still visible in 3rd text

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i have about ~200 new matches i haven't messaged yet. most of the conversations i've posted are ones i matched up with about 3 or 5 days ago. i absolutely agree.

I normally get a lot of matches, then message them all at once on the weekend or something.

I don't know why, but I'd feel guilty straight after fucking her. Her eyes are telling me she's hoping more from this one night stand. Maybe I'm a white knight.

Out of 500 matches I have had sex with about 5.

Oh look it's OP from last night that fucked up and posted that instagram of the girl and then deleted the thread

Good job it worked out for you with this one though. Didn't think you would make another thread today

i don't even know why i'm blocking her name. I asked her what her middle name was on our date and she was like "jackie". had me kinda confused. Jackie Jackie?

Good job Alex, keep it up, proud of ya

Wow OP good for you. She looks thrillllleeeddd....

Try the backhanded compliment method. For example, I matched this girl who was a 7/10, but her face was caked in makeup. I messaged her "I love how natural you look", and it worked wonders. The trick is to make them feel insecure without outright insulting them. The lower a girl's self-esteem, the more likely it is she will put out.

this is some next level shit. i'll have to try that out.

Damn bro where you living at to be matching all these cuties?

I'm in Idaho and tinder is fuckig BARE!

jersey

She's asking you. Bed has already been made.

Sure thing, bud. By the way, I take back what I said about you "not getting pussy". Clearly you do. Best of luck.

dude, get nudes now.

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how long you think you'll keep this up OP?

get pics!

What up you crazy seaman. So you bagged that bird huh? How was she?

quality shit op keep it coming

took her to go get desert at a restaurant, went back to my place, started kissing her. she gets on top of me, looks me right in the eyes, and says "fuck me". She was pretty crazy actually.

tonight? probably like 30 minutes maybe.
tinder? until i'm in a serious relationship.

Nice. Have you talked to that one from earlier today any more? I had to bail pretty early in the thread

ah shit man which one?

That medical chick with the hoe bag friends

Is this supposed to be you or something?

How can I get Tinder without a cell number?

no this has been days you sack of shit
how long you gonna entertain us

OH SHIT this one. I didn't even see she replied earlier. I need to get my shit together on this one. She's hot, and I haven't quite figured out how to approach it. I'm coming off too much like a little bitch. Especially if you guys haven't seen the previous messages, this looks cringey as fuck.

Well I started yesterday.. I'm not sure man

Yeah that one. I saw this earlier I had to run after this.

OP I noticed a fair amount of the females are messaging you fist. Do you usually play passively (talk to girls that message you) or aggresively (you messaging first)

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I'd say 30/70. I usually message first, but that is because bitches are bitches are won't message first. sometimes when i just swipe right blindly i match up with completely ugly fat bags, and they don't message me. It's amazing actually.

I don't think I'm going to send her a message right now. It's pretty late and I think it would be more beneficial to wait and message her tomorrow afternoon. Especially with how the conversation was going, it will at least show that i'm not a desperate shit.

Yeah she is the hottest one yet. Take your time with her.

Fuck. The wife wants to go to bed. She never lets me live vicariously through you kids.

Good luck chadbro

I feel you I try to play passively which is my biggest flaw and the only girls that will message first are ones im not interested in. What would you say is your best opening line or how do you typically start off. Also former marine here what do you do in the guard and how do you like it?

This you OP?

Honestly, opening line I usually just go with a "hey :)" like a fucc boi. The second message is where I change it up. I'll give them an honest compliment or a cheesy one. One of the other anons said something about a back-handed compliment which sounds kinda fucked but also a good idea.

the coast guard is pretty cool, seen a lot of awesome places and done things i never would have thought i would do. I'm a Boatswain's Mate.

nice OP, I was here yesterday and am still in awe of your tinder game. you've got some good looks so that probably plays into it in a significant way.

posting a win i got tonight to bump with related content. not exactly the same style, but it worked nonetheless. i didn't even have to ask for her number

Must be nice, you can use hey cause your a pretty attactive dude, im too close average for that shit. My grandfather was a BM in the navy, he never had anything good to say about it lmao. Fuck it though youve got me motivated time to start messaging some thots.

dude that's epic, nice! what's the plan now? both of those girls are cute too.

All of the tinder girls seemed to have gone to bed for the night so i'm dry. Here's another pic of the chick that I conquered earlier though. This was right after. I told her i needed to take a picture so my "friends" actually believed she came over.

You look like a real piece of shit.
Tinder whores love dickheads like you.

I go to bars every other weekend and the amount of absolutely gorgeous blonde bombshells with ugly fat fucks is outrageous. Any girl you match with on tinder has already accepted your looks, because she swiped right. You already have the key in your hand, just need to figure out which way it goes in to unlock the gate.

dont be jealous give him the props he deserves.

Mangina detected.

How tall are you?

damn, you are attractive as all hell, more attractive than the chick tbh.

>conquered
kek

He's gonna get the herpes he deserves.

Post convo of the OP match, OP?

Condoms. Ever hear of those?

only 5' 9". i'm a pretty average built dude.
thanks man, but this girl was actually gorgeous. Pictures seriously don't do her justice. She does that same face in all of her pictures and it just doesn't accurately show how attractive she is. I'm really surprised the night went as good as it did with her.

Condoms don't stop Herpes. Herpes is a skin virus, simple skin-skin contact will transfer the virus if they're shedding it.

Lol condoms don't protect you from herpes my friend.

You got your own place or did you bring her to the barracks. Not sure how to coast guard housing system works.

Sure, it's not 100% effective. But it helps reduce the chances. Are you betas seriously using that as an excuse as to why you're not getting laid like OP?

i bet thats ur sister u look like a faggot

i only have bits and pieces of it still. She deleted her tinder today because she told me "she doesn't need it anymore after meeting me" so i can't go back and look.

>t. jealous incel

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Of course not. I'm all for getting laid. But just pointing out the misconceptions - people don't understand how some STDs work.

I've had my own place since I made E-4. I'm pretty sure about 90% of E-4s in the coast guard live on the economy. We have small units with no barracks. The nearest coast guard base with an exchange and an actual guard posted at the front entrance is over an hour away.

Thats something a beta would say.

Fair enough.

BRACE YOURSELVES GUYS

QUINTS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!

this is how you get quints man.

Excuse me for having a rudimentary understanding of how the fucking world works. Fuck off.

Nice try

LAUNCHING QUINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

PRAISE KEK

checked lmao

THERE WE FUCKING GO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Glad it came in this thread.

gottem

literally the only post in between like 5 posts of trying to get em...

She seems nice user, gg

Oh shit its you again, this gon be good. Get those virgins

OP can fuck Tinder sluts, big deal? You're not shit. I could bang 7s too. You're just a big fish in a small pool.