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ballistabowl edition

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Azor Jon

I want to be dominated by her

maisie

first for comfy

big dicks in your ass

shes coming back next year, right?

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You want a good girl but you need a bad poosy

Can someone post the picture with Sibel and not being able to see the CGI boat? Please?

So which one is OUR true Lyanna?

>Cordyfu AKA THE Lyanna
>Katafu AKA Slagyanna
>Roachfu AKA Uglyanna
>Bethfu AKA Horselyanna

You autismos are going to be so mad when from here on out the show just ties together happy endings. I can't wait to drink your tears.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR BASTARD BROTHER IS THE KING IN THE NORTH
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

Third for Varys, The Warper, Teleporter of Distances, Voidwalker of His Name, The Jumper

Lyanna was a trap

> →
That's literally only because people leave during off season for some reason.

Moment of joy for:

No Jon Azor Ahai spammers today.
No Bran pedophile memers today.
No Stannisfags today.

Now let's get down to business and discuss how this show is going to destroy Euron as a character.

>Who should the North rally behind? A true born daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell or a motherless bastard born in the South?
>"I dont care if he's a bastard"
>"King in the North!"

SSAANNNSSHHAA DISH WASHNT PART OF THE PLAN

>I want to be big.
>Promise me, Bane.

The Tal Shiar dominates all.

Based Jon poster

And Jon's aunt in the OP

Good thread

CRASHING THIS SHOW

Her fucking neck man. We must stop this, /got/.

Please ;____;

THE PICTURE WITH THE SHIP

Honestly could they have casted a better Cersei? I don't think it is possible.

REMOVE SNOW remove snow you are worst basterd. you are the bastard idiot you are the bastard smell. return to dorne. to our dornish cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the crypts….ahahahaha ,dreadfort we will never forgeve you. the north remembers FUck but fuck accursed bastard stink dreadfort reek reek..southron genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead bastards..ahahahahahDREADFORT WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget red wedding .pyke we kill the ironborn , return to your precious islands….hahahahaha idiot bastards and boltons smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SNOW FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. stannis+vale+nortth+tully=kill dreadfort…you will have reddist wedding/ stannis alive in winterfell, mance making ode of winterfell . fast jape bael the bard in winterfell. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of littlefinger… you are ppoor stink bastard… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live on a wall mance alive numbr one #1 in winterfell ….fuck the dreadfort ,..FUCKk oathbreakwr bastards no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur usurper and parentage. Stannis aliv and have real strong witch kill all the bastard farm aminal with red magic now we the winterfell rule .bastard of the wall lord commender jon snow fukc the great other and lay egg this egg hatch and bolton wa;s born. stupid babe form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of dornish. Winterfell greattst castle

> " Only 9 inches ? pathetic "

In the books, he elaborately raids the shield islands and tricks the Redwyne fleet into retaking the shields while he sails right past them and sacks Oldtown while vastly outnumbered. He has brainwashed numerous priests and wizards and is lashing them to the prows of his ships, probably to summon a kraken.

In the show they're replacing his magic with 1000 ships and some ballistas. He's just as powerful but nowhere near as interesting. This was done to save time when really we could have had hardcore magic Euron by cutting out Dorne in s6.

Agreed.

What?
Now?
Today?

>heather graham
>Tricia Helfer

Tricia should have been cersei period, Lena just doesnt have that attractiveness to her

Her greatness comes at the cost of a lot of other great elements of this show, but might even be worth it.

Genuinely the Lannisters are the most complex and fully realized characters on this show. Sometimes makes you wonder if the show would work better if it focused solely on King's Landing.

No. She's perfect.

You want a good guy but you need a boy poochie.

I'd go a step further and say they could have cut Dorne in season 5 and replaced it with Kingsmoot. There's so much interesting stuff here and unlike Young Griff / Dorne it actually pertains to the main story.

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>Genuinely the Lannisters are the most complex and fully realized characters on this show.
Cersei loves her babbys and is a bitch. Now that she lost her babbys, she's just a bitch. What a deep, complex character

can confirm

That's not Rickon.

>Cersei loves her babbys
Didn't seem to give a shit about Tommen.

What's this ballistabowl? Is it about those S7 """""leaks"""""" saying Euron would cut down one of Dany's dragons with ballistae and destroy her fleet? Does anything lend credence to these leaks?

Game of Thrones at San Diego Comic Con 2016

The GAME OF THRONES panel in Hall H at 2:15 p.m. will be moderated by Rob McElhenney. Panelists include: executive producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, director Michael Sapochnik and cast members (in alphabetical order) John Bradley (Samwell Tarly), Liam Cunningham (Ser Davos Seaworth), Nathalie Emmanuel (Missandei), Isaac Hemptstead Wright (Bran Stark), Conleth Hill (Varys), Faye Marsay (The Waif), Kristian Nairn (Hodor), Iwan Rheon (Ramsay Bolton) and Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark). Autograph signing is at 4:15 p.m.

>there are still people who don't believe r+l=j

What show have you people been watching? What has happened this season to lead you to believe that anything is something other than waht it appears?

Remember that Arya scene? Remember how DnD literally fooled everyone into thinking that something else was going on?
Remember Chekhov's Wildfire?
Remember Chekhov's Vale Army?
Remember the Dorne """"plot""""?
Remember the speculation about who was behind the harpy?

The argument for that child's father not being Rhaegar would have to say that the rest of the season's lack of intrigue was intentional so that they could fool us on the one reveal that everyone wanted to know.

>Genuinely the Lannisters are the most complex and fully realized characters on this show
This.

Reminded that Bran is the rightful heir of Winterfell. King Bran. King of the North. King of Westeros. King of my my heart. Remove basterd, insert poochie.

I mean you could sum up any complex 3 dimensional character and make them sound stupid if you put it like that:

> Walt loves his fammmily and he's gonna become a bad guy to support them waaah
> Tony's a mobster but deep cause he has anxiety and depression waaaaah
> Hamlet's angsty cause his daddy got killed and now his mom is fucking his uncle waaah


That simply just doesn't work as a counter point.

Not leaks, just predictable events. I don't know that it will be a ballista but Daenarys is about to get fucked and lose a dragon. She'll obviously survive and retreat with at least half of her army (I'm thinking half of her army won't even be there, maybe a storm delays them or even takes them out)

Im still holding out hope that euron will unveil the dragonhorn and lose an eye in battle with dany

Hes such a bland character right now i dont know why they included him

It would make sense to kill off a dragon
just to make it clear to even showfags that dragons aren't "I win"-buttons and to give power to Euron.

Why the fuck is Brienne in this photo

Based af though, my new desktop background for sure.

correct.

who doesn't remember BREINE LANNISTER
and Tyrion targaryen

me on the right

i miss tywin so much
every scene with him was a treat

>Why the fuck is Brienne in this photo
Because she and Jaime are gunna fug.

Because she and Jaime are husbando and waifu

It's literally confirmed

makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/got-connections-ned-promise-tower-of-joy-infographic

Isn't his eyepatch in the book not covering a lost eye, but a "black eye" that gives him magical powers and must be concealed? Haven't read them.

Still he'd look better with an eyepatch and blue lips imo, the black eye is edgy as fuck.

She would fit right in at a porn award show

Where is lancel lannister?

Charles Dance was probably the best casting they have done in the entire series

Why is he so perfect?

Euron "Mudara Uchiwa" Greyjoy

If we're going there then why aren't Tommen, Myrcella or Kevan in the pic as well?

Jesus fuck that looks awful. how the hell do you fuck up an infographic that badly

Both the stupidest and ugliest character on the show. Also literally the only child actor on the show who didn't grow up to be cute.

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After a season that ended with Jon unconcious, a season that ended with his lover dead and his rise to Lord Commander pushed back to next season, and then a season that ended where literally the final shot was of his dead body. It's just so fucking comfy to finally have an offseason where we leave off with R+L=J being confirmed and Jon acknowledged in a position of power.

Where are my Jonbros at!?

Yeah, summing anything up in 1 sentence is going to make it sound simple. That's called simplification. And if that's really all you think Cersei is than I'm glad they had enough big lights and explosions for you to keep you entertained in the last two episodes.

>probably to summon a kraken
Are you high? Falling for the fucking kraken meme, really?
elio and linda confirmed the sacrifices are done to make favorable winds.

i thought sean bean was a great choice too, but have to agree charles was really good at portraying tywin

She look like an actress that only does anal

I dont understand this picture.

Myrcella's entire existence fell into a plot hole, Tommen was changeling'd into a 15 year old while remaining mentally 9, and Kevan seemed cool giving up all Lannister power to the faith, so he's out.

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Cersei is an entertaining bitch and I honestly wish the show wasn't setting it all up for Jon or Dany to win.

Long may she reign.

>euron only has like 10 soldiers per ship
ironbabbies will defend this

daenarys will say "dracarys" and euron will be no more

Are you kidding!?
He was literally the best looking boy in the entire show.

>All 3 of Dany's dragons are dead, but Euron and his fleet are gone
>There is no-one to challenge her rule
>Suddenly a boat rows up next to hers
>Gendry climbs onto the ship and kills her
>Gendry's face is burned into the public's image for when Wheel of Time starts

Dany is mad because she is finally fighting someone who isn't completely retarded and did something to actually prepare against her dragons.

Probably further fuel to the Lannister's being the best written characters, they're also the best cast.

Peter Dinklage is actually perfect.

The child actors are always a gamble but I think they scored better than most shows do. Sean Bean was based. Kit Harrington has gotten better.

But Lannisters are always top tier cast.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Id take both to be honest, but I'd really rather have pic related.

say what you want about the finale, that music is god-tier.

>youtube.com/watch?v=gRCIhpGcoS4

:3

its a ballista

Euron is actually slightly competent and Dany can't just make a smug face and burn him

youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

>Promise me, Ned
>Ned promised
>The prince who was promised

Sounds retarded so it must be true

EATING THESE LEMONCAKES

>Methane fart explosion up her ass
>D&D Pulling the same pigshit deus ex out of their ass
You see it's like poetry

Since when is Rickonbro back?

Turn on your trip so I can filter you at least

>Dany can't just make a smug face and burn him
>implying that won't happen anyway

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>showEuron isn't completely retarded

>IRONBORN, I HAVE A COCK
>Theon, you have no cock
>Yara, you also have no cock
>I'll take that crown, thanks. Because I have a cock.
>They stole all my ships? Well we better get chopping!
>Good thing you don't blame your king for letting a woman run off with our whole fleet!

Azor Lyanna confrimed

DUDE
WINTER
LMAOA

We are many.

> say what you want.

It's the best finale the show has done yet. and the best 20 minute sequence of the show period.

It was set up for episodes. Foreshadowed extensively, and subtly hinted at throughout the season. It's arguably the most deserved event of S6 narrative wise.