YA THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A GAY MAN

YA THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A GAY MAN

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did he say that? I honestly don't remember much about this meme season.

oh come on, it came up once and never again, let it go

this season was pure kino
>muh racism, muh homophobia
go fuck yourselves you plebs

Fuck off, Coover. Why did you try to rape Loretta then you sick fuck?

Yeah I was actually surprised to see him acting somewhat intelligently in this. The guy has range.

Mentioned once and then Red called him a fairy.

Don't take things out of context, and don't forget to CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

he's a bear

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Whatever happened to the girls at the start who were ready to kick Piper's ass as the top dog?

What do you think he did at his last job that got him fired? Probably fucked an inmate and now no longer trusts prisoners.

Oh he deffo killed a guy, maybe raped one too

want 2 fuck young lolly

This season as a whole was a pleasant surprise in terms of characterizations. They turned away from the "everyone is innocent and just unlucky" flashbacks of S3 and showed that some are just stupid (maritza), some are ruthless (frieda), and that crazy-eyes is a straight up danger to society who belongs in an asylum. Piscatella is a realistic, flawed, gay character, and the Asian super social justice chick was shown to be a legitimately terrible person. It was refreshing to see people in prison who are, you know, bad people.

>the "I CAN'T BREATHE" moment

Fucking hell. This season went 100% meme-kino. I just imagine the writers being all 30+ year old white women trying top be hip.

Aye, she was qt

Also Caputo being absolutely based, and the Jew vs. Muslim thing being nowhere near as horrifying as I expected

Close actually

remember when this guy was on LOST

That's 100% how I imagine them to look like.

Since I'm such a broken man, I took half of the "sjw"-memes as parody and just laughed it. It was so much of it.

First of all, Piscatella is a nice character, the season was asking for some order in the prison. The problem with this show is that the audience forgets that the prisioners are criminals and then they see the officers as bad guys, of course there's bad guys taking advantage of the prisioners but that doesn't make them the antagonists in the show.

Pros
>He's fucking hot I had jerked off a few times by thinking on that furry buffed chest and he's a big guy

Cons
>The necessity to make the statement that he's gay. " YEAH I'M GAY CHAPMAN", "I DON'T TRUST WOMAN ONLY MY HUSBAND" some sort of cringe lines that he dropped along the episodes
>Non shirtless Piscatella flashback or something with his husband

...

U U U U

he looks like bud spencer

>40 year old Dominican schoolgirl

lel

Reminder that Poussey did nothing wrong

Smoked pot with a fake monk

sounds pretty wrong to me

you mean the mexicans? did you not watch the whole season?

I did, but I was reading the Sup Forums threads along side it so all I remember are the memes

His character was based AF in the early season, especially so because of how he revealed he was gay and not falling for any of Piper's crap. Then it descended into "le all guards are evil and sadistic" territory.

>le all guards are evil and sadistic
more like all white men are evil and sadistic territory
also, checked

Hey, lady guard was a shitbag too

not really?

I honestly don't remember him from earlier seasons

early in the latest season retard

I really dont mind the idea of a gay manly man type guard but, I mean, in a show where every goddamn character is gay? its getting a little out of hand. Even healy's mom was a lesbian? and soso is now in a lesbian relationship? What the fuck jenji not everyone on this planet is a homo like you

Most of them are just prison lesbians

Soso especially, she never had any plans to go down on Poussey or continue the relationship on the outside.

She was a supreme "prison gay£

No black people, so much for diversity

>No Linda dom GF

>implying diversity is a beneficial thing
>implying it isn't forced 99% of the time

>never again

did you not understand what caputo meant when he talked about how he lost his old job or whatever?

>someone gay as the bad guy

Triggered

Very problematic show

Well, I guess they probably didn't mean excessive force unless he was literally beating up the inmates...

AAAHHHHHHHAAA!!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!
AAAHHHHHHHAAA!!

Are you dumb or just don't understand female sexuality? Girls can literally turn lesbian or straight or bi or whatever on a dime. Female sexuality is very flexible.

>chink with dog

Lady guard was a qt frick u

you know why the writers are all white?

Because I can't think of a fucking black writer in Hollywood except that guy who won the Academy Award for 12 Years a Slave. The writers of The Wire were almost all white as well.

qt and shitbag are not mutually exclusive

Maritza proved that

how are blacks going to be writers if they can't even read?

He's not a good, he's not a bad guy

He's THE guy

Jimmy Carr's wording is best: spaghetti, or straight until wet.

>Maritza
>cute
I guess if you're into manjaws so sharp that they could cut diamonds. Everyone knows that as far as the hispanic women are concerned, Flaca is the beautiful one.

Blanca > Flaca

Hell, fat pregnant latina's mother > flaca

Nah dude they're just prison lesbians. I think this is a time when sexuality is actually a useful building block for the character. Piscatella is supposed to be qualified, capable, and pretty much the perfect prison guard for Caputo. Not having to risk succumbing to female charms is part of that character.

Piscatella is essentially perfect until his fatal flaws are revealed in his extreme loyalty to his staff and need for control.

>only white people can be racist
as a mexican I almost died of laughter the first time someone told me this

>unibrow
Yeah naw
And I'll say the mom = Flaca
How can a mom look hotter than her daughtsr

They don't think they have a double standard. The funniest shit is when they act like white people weren't even in America in the 1800s (and thus didn't own slaves) are the same as those who did.

blacks are always the ones bringing up racism and shit like how the earth is flat and how gucci mane is a clone. fucking dumbfucks.

>How can a mom look hotter than her daughtsr
because the actresses are the same age. and also dayas mom isnt fat as fuck

Only main character tits we saw this year. Also her crime was at least different, so sick of all the drugs and murder

>mfw I hate black people but since I'm not white I am not racist because I have no power :^)

he was assraping the inmates you dense famlafam

But yes. She KNEW that Humps was a sadistic piece of shit and that he was abusing Martiza in some way, and she did nothing. She even mentions that it's like how a frat will know one of their brothers raped a girl but they'll all cover for him, making them all share their brother's guilt.

For all she knew, Humps was raping Martiza and she looked the other way.

I realize that the LGBT community can be underrepresented in TV and especially in movies, but yeah, I'm a little surprised that something like 25% of the prisoners in Litchfield appear to be gay. Especially since it's never clear if they're actually gay or "gay for the stay".

I think it was good for the writers to just get that out the way immediatedly. It removed the tension of Piscatella possibly favoring Piper because he's attracted to her or his harassment of the other inmates because of some sexual issues. It's just business to him.

>""""People"""" who don't think Flaca is best prisonfu exist

I submitted a rejected storyline where a Senator's aide visits and in exchange for an inmate assistance in monitoring private sector prisons get a letter supporting their rehabilitation (essentially a get out on parole free card). The catch being that the inmate has to fuck the aide for that week because that's why he does the "inspections".

The storyline focused on him picking Flaca and her acting like Queen Bee because of it, but at the end of the week he introduces her to the son of an influential backer of the Senate and tells her to "show him a good time".

She is forced to let this kid fuck her and then when she threatens to tell someone he threatens her with afederal conviction for raping a child, and tells her he picked her out of the whole prison solely because the kid wanted some gangsta latina (he uses a lot of racial slurs during this scene); destroying her self esteem and belief in her looks as a result.

Point is that Flaca is an ugly-ass ho and the only reason anyone would prefer her to Maritza or Morello is because they were forced to by circumstance.

I'm fairly sure that they were all hetero outside of prison with the exception of Alex and the butch chick.

Morello is not attractive, and is even less so when you throw in that atrocious NY accent and psychoses.

In the storyline, Morello bribing people to get a special shade of lipstick is a prison-wide sign that the aide is about to visit. Nobody knows how she gets her info, but he at the end berated Flaca for missing his chance with Morello, due to this being the first time she's not obsessed with a fiance/husband.

It's more to insult Flaca than him actually being interested in Morello.

are you on the writing team or was it a spec script you sent?

I wrote and sent it in on the off chance they'd go for it.

They did not.

JUST

Poussey was a lesbian too

She fucked the German generals daughter remember

>Poussey's dad was a General in the final episode

Fuck off

What does that have to do with anything?

Was he a good guy, or a bad guy?

Or just a big guy?

He was a general in the previous flashback too, you absolute coin.

He was not

Ovedone

>muh conversion camp

Okay but Poussey still was chasing pussy on the outside too.

Also can you imagine if a generals daughter got killed by some dumb CO while serving time for a weed charge in real life

Yeah I'm sure she would remain nameless

>not a single person tried to resuscitate poussey

great writing

Yeah that annoyed me. Probably woulda worked too. Also, what prison doesnt have a defib?

He's fucking hot

faggot

Prisoner dies and all that first aid/cpr shit vanishes from your mind. You focus almost entirely on securing your own employment by trying to hide any involvement you had in the incident.

i'm sure one or two prisoners knew cpr

Prison officers are trained to do that shit and invariably they panic.

Prisoners tend to believe that getting involved will result in the being blamed and having their sentence extended, so they stay out of that shit.

i think the scene was just way too rushed and not intense enough.

there was not nearly enough time between poussey being thrown to the ground and taystee determining that her best friend was actually dead and bawling. From the way the scene was shot, at most I would assume she blacked out from not being able to breathe and maybe had a broken rib. there wasn't even a "lets check if she's still alive" shot. It's like the scene was shortened to fit a timeslot.

Finally, someone who speaks sense on this board. This season was so much better than Season 3, which was basically all build for this season. It's better than season 2 for me.

The actress who plays Morello with her Aussie accent is so much more attractive than her character.

Yeah, girls going bi from straight, I can see. But how many lesbians would fuck a man?

>it's a maritza eats a baby mouse episode

Wat

Only person I find mildly interesting left is Frieda.

I actually like OITNB, but goddamn does this show make so much more sense.

They've probably never even DRIVEN through a poor neighborhood.

frieda is pretty chill desu

>it's a Piper accidentally founds an aryan supremacy episode

I figured ultra violence would sell

Tomorrow belongs to MEEEEEE

They really found the perfect actress for young Lolly, that shit was spot on

>Piper acciedntally founds an Aryan Union
>we have to spend the rest of the season being reminded that racism is bad in case we forgot because racists like the main character