Good patron thread

good patron thread

sunny dog is spiky

Hammer phat arse

that's cute

he's actually way cuter than edgydog

I actually like the edgy one more
fight me

yeah, a lot more cute.
i'm pretty sure the edgydog will have more porn though

What is going on here?

It's less CGI is what Lucas said.

No, but thanks for asking.

can confirm, have jerked off to a fuckton of it

you wore a naruto headband in high school so your opinion is literally invalid

These days I think I trust Lucas as far as I can throw him. And I have a spine injury.

Your preferred porn involves gay animal sex so your opinion is invalid.

still, i haven't seen any

Oh I get it, I'm invisible. Fuck you nerds

you're sexually obsessed with an androgynous cartoon cat bug so your opinion is invalid

I sought it out.

I still trust him enough to give it a chance.

That has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

I'll definitely be waiting for reviews before I watch it.

i'll have to wait until it's passively been found somewhere

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Eh, I'm a fan boy, so I'll see it as soon as I can.

we're just invalidating each others opinions, everything is relevant.

I don't think it's good enough to actively seek out.

maybe in time it will be
maybe

Which means I win, because you started this by trying to dismiss my preference for the edgy one. If my edgy-one opinion is relevant then I have achieved exactly what I wanted and you have not.

Hello.

I wouldn't bet on it.

Relevant and valid aren't synonyms. Your opinion is relevant insofar as it is evidence that you have absolutely no taste.

well, betting on something like that is stupid
bet on something better, like sports or meaningless activities that people think you can or can't pull off and will bet on

Your statues look like dog dicks

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What the fuck were you expecting people to respond to you with?

I have the best taste. Exhibit A:

bet on elections
>tfw I didn't put my entire life's savings on trump

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you missed out, you could have made money.

your waifu both a slut and a shit

a fucking ton, too

That is a very strange thing to say.

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Exhibit B: Proof that you have no taste.

Last exam today.
I'm just cheesing it with cheat sheets.

The truth burns, doesn't it?

yeah, yeah you would have
you missed out on all the potential liquor you could have bought with it

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Remember the old adage: winners cheat; losers get caught.

and since I missed out on that I need to drink to try and forget it

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Just an obersavtion

Wait

Observation

Coffee hasn't kicked in yet

The cup of truth tastes like fine spearmint milk and I sup from it often.

Hows your day going?
Gay shit idfk
Gay

in this case, the cup of truth tastes like my spunk and your cup runneth over, bitch

Oh, it's perfectly legal. We have what is essentially a reference manual that we're allowed to write anything on and that our professor will not check.
I'm just adding a few more pages to it.

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what the fuck is the format of the final where you get to do that

get on that, you'll need it

No need to be upset cause you lost, sf

I have been drinking tea, not coffee.

It has been going rather well, surprisingly.

The word "cup" makes me want coffee now.
Mainframe assembly. There are so many commands and rules and formats of shit that you can't be expected to memorize it all.
Say you have about 75 instructions in your repertoire. Each of these has an operation code, so for example instruction 'A' for add is encoded as '5A'.
We'll have to write some object code on the exam.

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How could I be mad? Is anyone upset after getting head?

I already do.

Oh I see you're actually doing code, that makes sense.

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Why is that surprising?

It annoys me that the class I TA for only had multiple choice exams. No coding at all.

Yes, if their partner used teeth way too much
and bitch I tore you to shreds

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oh, great. you're already on your way.

AND PEOPLE STILL FUCK UP MULTIPLE CHOICE

Because I don't typically have good days. My last good day was in April.

Lazy professors are cancer.

>he thinks I'm not into that

I'm on my wayyyyyyyy~ let's get married

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I grade some of the exams.
It hurt me inside to see one student get 12 multiple choice questions in a row wrong.

Well excuse me for assuming you would want some semblance of a usable cock after a gobbie.

i'm not really open to getting married anytime soon, sorry

>tfw the median grade on my last quiz in speech/language dev was 26/40
>exactly what I got
this class has been a train wreck

You're clearly not kinky enough yet.

I'LL BUY A RING THEN WE'LL CONSECRATE THIS MESSY LOOOOOVE

if this is a song i'm not getting the reference

Dude I FUCKING FUCK
Hate the shit that goes on when there's a bad professor who ain't got their shit together I swear I might get fucking screwed this semester because of this shit
Fuck.
I'm fucked. I don't want to think of it.

I think in the long term

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sigh

>mfw I see Blackgate love

i hope the phone i ordered comes in soon

I too hope the phone you ordered comes in soon.

Yeah it's passion pit

good song

oh boy I don't

I don't blame my professor really, she's just an incomprehensible chinese lady. You'll be ok.

Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you, I had class.

It won't be okay unless a Christmas miracle happens.
That's fine; I've had similar things happen.

Well you should. Take care of your dick

it would be great since i'd actually be able to contact people and other things away from home

i'll have to listen to it sometime

Believe in Santa/Jesus

I almost got aids, remember? I'm a fucking moron

I think you need more of a miracle to cure your inevitable AIDS.

I don't have it! And I'm not going to get it, either. I may be relentlessly stupid, but I don't make the same mistake twice.

What kind of a mistake did you fucking make? Jesus.

I never disputed that

I was about 30 seconds away from fucking a dude with hiv

I bailed on him as rudely as you can imagine

still better taste than you though

Clearly not if you do not recognize that Pitou is the purest and most beautiful maiden

Except maybe freklz.

>being that close to having your life ruined

Man where the fuck has avery been anyway

also
>pitou
>maiden

now in my defense he didn't tell me prior to the moment when I dipped like salsa

Pitou was like 3 months old and spent the entire time waiting for enemies to show up. Of course she was a maiden.

I meant pitou might not be female. Isn't it ambiguous?

also freklz showed up a few times in the last week, but it's mostly just cause no one worth talking to is here most of the time.

he sent me some music the other day, it was good

Still a maiden

well shit I guess caitlyn's a maiden too
congrats cait

It's not rude.
IT's SANE.