You come home and see this lying in your bed at, wat do

You come home and see this lying in your bed at, wat do

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Eat pizza

Call police, how did she get in?

get the fuck of me bed bitch

Grab her, tell her I won't press charges for tresspassing if we fuck and she never talks about it

make a 360 and go out of my room

Kek you realize you'd be facing the same way right?

Ask her why she's in my house, who she is, and how she knows me; then after she explains herself and if she proves to want fuck then i will ask her if she has any kind of std's then after i will get sum succ then smash her puss (if she haves a dick then i will knock her out, call police and explain how she broke in and tried to assault me while i was sleeping) otherwise i will get her contact info after the nice fuck and keep in contact with her and in case she proves to be a nice mate, i will let her move in with me with her parents approval and hopefully live a loving life together until we are ready enough to marry and have children.

Shout on my mom and ask her to Make me some tendies, ask the mysterious stranger laying half naked on my crumb filled bed if she'd also like some tendies, play vidya.,

Duh! I'd do a moonwalk and go out in style.

Aw shit not again. Ever since the rumor spread that I give free eggs to bitches they just keep showing up.
Get out.
Buy your own fucking eggs.

Probe as much information as I can. Find out why she's there, and whatever she says, I'd be very understanding and receptive to what she says and kindly let her know that I don't know her and I'd like to help her review where she went wrong in her life to be half naked on my bed in the presumption that she wants a loser like myself.

Together, we'd try to analyze the problem, try to figure out the stem the problem from her childhood development, and try to find resolve with the personal issues in her life she never found closer to.

Finally, as she leaves, I'd wave her goodbye wishing her the best and fap to loli porn. I'm mostly glad she didn't look what's on my computer and get me locked up for the fucked up shit I have.

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I thought that was CP from the thumbnail

Thank god it isn't

grqb her by the pussy

>thank god it's not cp
>still clicks it anyway
>closet pedo

prolly ask what the fuck she's doing on my bed in my house if i've just come home that means i've most likely just come home from work and i really don't wanna deal with people or have sex after 12 hour shifts

Since you haven't figured it out by now, there's a lot of websites that feature nude underage girls in their advertisements unwittingly not knowing some of the girls are underage. They gather pics of girls from all over the internet and find the hottest ones to entice men to click on their ads.

You might wanna take a look at case studies on what age men found females most attractive. It might shock you to know that what's common or normal is neither common nor normal to the general viewpoint of society.

Slap her ass and say budge up sugar tush your on my side of the bed.

She's got a tattoo, she's legal.

Sniff her feet.

Count her teeh, see if she's olde enough.

Sleep. She's gonna leave my life anyway.

Whoa, nigger can math

Call the modpolice

I didn't realize that about the website ads thanks for telling me.

I don't really know how to look up studies of specific things. And it really wouldn't bother me even if it turned out 100% of guys over 20 would want to do anal with a 14 year old.
There really isn't anything on the internet that shocks me anymore.

nice quads

The word rape come to mind.

Gurl, you don't have to do this...

Mr President.

Get in here faggots

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Ask if she had any hot younger brother.

Newfag

Ooohhh boy it's new in here tonight.

Ask her what she did with the 10 year old I usually keep in bed.

I tell her to stop promoting that shitty site

Fucking spam bitch