I cannot name more than a handful of bands. I do not own any music nor listen to music at home, but I come to you for help. Please let me explain my story.
I work in a lab with 3 women. The radio or something is always playing. I would prefer some sort of talk radio like the BBC or NPR, but music doesn’t bother me, usually. However, instead of playing a radio station these women will load up youtube and plug in the same 2-3 playlists, every god damn day. I have heard “I ain’t yo momma” and “It ain’t too late to say sorry” blasting through the computer 10 times in the last month.
I finally asked if they could wear headphones in the lab and was almost accosted by this gaggle of hens. Apparently, they “NEED” to be able to talk with each other. So I brought it up with the boss, and the gaggle of hens decided to rotate who gets control of the radio on a weekly bases. Of course I am last. Now after 3 weeks of “Im all about that base,” I will be getting control. Next Monday, the radio is mine for a week. They all assume it will be a week of talk radio.
What I am asking for is songs / bands / playlists / radio stations that will annoy the ever living fuck out of woman 26-32. I was thinking of starting with something like Slayer for Monday.
Do you have any recommendations? They cannot be racists or too sexists.
To expand, my goal is to get the radio to a normal station or have the wear headphones. I need to end this insane repetitive 10 pop songs over and over.
Austin Scott
Merzbow the whole week
Wyatt White
Death Grips, my man
Parker Perez
Swans
Jackson Young
That is the idea, but I need stuff that falls in the realm of what most people would call some type of music, I think this might just get an instant response.
I really need it to be border line intolerable, but not enough to directly confront me.
Eli Morales
>Death Grips That is perfect. Thanks.
>Swans Love it, perfect. I can mix up different styles to just confuse the ever living fuck out of them.
Carson Diaz
Half Japanese - 1/2 gentlemen not beasts
James Martinez
Are you 12? Is this seriously how petty you want to act in your work environment? You're outnumbered so you throw a complete tantrum? Why not just play some decent music that you and everyone else can tolerate? You sound like a complete bitchboy manchild.
Josiah Cook
>Half Japanese - 1/2 gentlemen not beasts
Thanks user, this would will drive them crazy.
Gavin Allen
It's alright man. Post results when you get reactions
Where do you work?
Joshua Johnson
> but not enough to directly confront me.
This right here says everything about you. Petty, whiney, passive-aggressive little bitch.
You come across like sociopath, and if you actually do this shit... I hope you get fired.
Gavin Ortiz
My co-workers are petty raging alcoholic hambeasts of woman who openly talk shit about everyone, including me, at work. I can barely tolerate listening to them or how they speak to myself, or the technician.
I'm pretty much unfireable, and do not like working there. Currently applying at other places. I am in "fuck all" mode at this point.
Dominic Harris
fired for playing music... XD
Ian Sanchez
I just finished a post-doc in a microbiology lab, costing as a RA on a project while I am looking for a new position somewhere else. Ill update next week.
Also, I have politely brought this up. It resulted in them scheming behind my back and going to the PO with their plan. I am fairly senior in the lab, and if I brought it up with the PO it wouldn't have been up for debate.
Brody Ward
>fired for creating a hostile work environment
You've never had a job, have you?
Jordan Thomas
how about you play something pleasing so everybody enjoys the music and perhaps they start listening to good shit instead of plebian shit- thats what i did with my roomate
why do you have to be a spiteful piece of shit?
William Thomas
Because these 3 woman (combined weight 750 lbs) are some of the most horrible, backstabbing, rude, vile, dishonest, manipulative, alcoholics I have ever dealt with.
Alexander Campbell
Where abouts in the UK?
John Lopez
Be careful with what you play from Swans though. Like don't blast the entirety of The Seer, play songs like
> A Little God In My Hands > The Seer Returns > Screen Shot > Oxygen > The World Looks Red / Black > Lunacy
Other stuff I can recommend off the top of my head are :
> Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero > Suicide - Self-titled / The Second Album > Sun City Girls - Torch of the Mystics > Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
You know, stuff that is weird / uncomfy for them but not too out of the way to yell "HURR DURR THIS IS NOT MUSIC"
Bentley Lewis
Clipping
Eli Allen
And you sound like a great, easy to get along with guy. >Why don't the fat whores like me?
I'm gonna guess that you don't do well with the ladies.
Noah Butler
>> Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero >> Suicide - Self-titled / The Second Album >> Sun City Girls - Torch of the Mystics >> Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
Perfect. I think I will go with this as a jumping off point on youtube. Things like Sonic Youth is known enough that it wont seem too weird.
>Working in Lab, we get a new technician. Cool. 22 year old girl in senior year of degree. >Hambeast 1 and 2 are training her. >Tell technician to go to them for questions, and not to me. >Ok, whatever, don't really care or are involved with it at all. >Hambeast 1 and 2 are MIA. >Technician asks me simple question, something like do I measure the pH before or after I autoclave this buffer. >Simple question, and I answer. >Later in the day, Hambeast 1 comes back ask tech if any problems. >Tech says no, just had a quick question and asked user. >Hambeast 1 screams at tech saying she told her to come to her for questions, that she needs to follow rules or she will get in trouble. >Hambeast starts to bitch at me " I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR SHE ANSWERS TO ME" >Bitch, no you didn't and im a fucking doctor. >Hambeast 1 and 2 bring up the problem at the weekly meeting all calm and rational like.
The fuck bitch, it was making a standard buffer we make 20x a week.
Lucas Torres
lmao it sounds like you just hate women and will therefore live the rest of your life angry and unfulfilled and hateful
Justin Morgan
You were given a perfectly acceptable solution. Rotating share of the music. That's the optimal solution. So what do you do? You go on fucking Sup Forums and ask for advice on how to passive-aggressively exacerbate the situation. This whole thing is a transparent attempt to "BTFO THE FAT WHORES LULZ!" and it's clear from just the language you use. You say you're a Doctor? Good for you. Now try acting like an adult.
Zachary Parker
t. bitter hambeasts ITT
Mason Carter
I know rite! Only roasties know how to act like civilized adults! LOL XDXDXD. FUCKING ROASTIE HAMBEASTS LOL!
Austin Thomas
I'd suck a dick to find the source of the porn video sampled in this
Austin Hughes
>you will never hate female humans this much
Owen Rivera
Literally play the entirety of NMH's discography. Girls hate Mangum's voice.
Kevin Butler
You've never met any girls, have you?
William Hill
OP.. they want your dick! classic female move: intense lust disguised as aggressiveness, etc. You don't have much choices here: just fuck them and they'll let you be after that.
Jason Williams
You should just play something that youll enjoy OP. Don't be such a, for a lack of a better term, autist.
Lucas Anderson
Play some Tyler to get fired.
I'd do some Boris if you can't do Mersbow.
Blake Collins
>What I am asking for is songs / bands / playlists / radio stations that will annoy the ever living fuck out of woman 26-32. You sound like you want noise rock, OP
Some suggestions: AIDS Wolf XBXRX Arab on Radar An Albatross PRE Boredoms Girl Band
Aaron Myers
You can also do Thrash Metal. Bitches hate Thrash.
Luis Harris
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Kevin Lee
Careful with comunist daughter and oh comely, unless mentioning semen is wvat youre looking for
Anthony Rodriguez
Blast a full Lighting bolt album Hypermagic Mountain will work perfect
Nicholas Howard
Early animal collective. Well Danse manatee would probably work best.
Ayden Wilson
Fuck off normie
Play free jazz like albert ayler shit OP
Camden Johnson
Anything chaotic or looping, women hate that.
Death Grips LCD Soundsystem Vitalic JUSTICE (Live albums only) Moon Hooch
Brody Torres
Cecil Taylor
Jose Torres
Personally I'd rather just listen to music that i enjoyed.
Throbbing Gristle. If they complain, then you can mention how influential they are, and all that bullshit.. I'd see what they really don't like first though.
Bentley Brown
Penderecki's Threnody for the victims of Hiroshima - intense and unpleasant by design
Lucas White
NO MORE BEATLEMANIA! NO MORE BEATLEMANIA!
Seriously though, this is incredibly autistic and will probably be a sabotage of any social relationships you have.
Do the Residents- No Available tho.
Kayden Carter
There's a right and a wrong way to handle your situation. If you really can't stand your co-workers that much you should just quit. Concocting ways to annoy them on purpose is harassment. That word gets thrown around too much and applied to trivial/unintentional stuff too much, but in this case it applies.
Use nonagoninfinity.com. Nonagon Infinity is an album that loops into itself and never ends. It streams forever on the website without stopping. It's actually a really great hard rocking album, so you might be able to enjoy it while pissing off these people.
