Why do girls love horses?

Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?

It's because they are sexy

I'd rather have a girlfriend who likes dogs

Why does that horse have a boner?

Because why not?

>carefully chosen picture for the thread has a picture of a horse with an erection
>OP wants to hear the response "because horses have giant dicks"
why do you think? So OP can get off thinking about some girl he knows fucking horses.

Horses are large companion animals so that attracts a lot of people to them.

They also have really big and handsome cocks.

And cum literal buckets.

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Boys love horses too. I love my mares all the time.
I have dated horse enthusiasts and would again.

No, not really.
Not even a cup for most of them.

All horse girls are fucking nuts. I dated two, one I dated for over 9 months and I was fucking 3 months before we started dating.
She was insecure, annoying, and shallow. I avoid horse girls at ALL COSTS now.

Generally a lot more than a human male

one word.

horse penis

horsepenis

I hate to be biased but I agree. Was with one for years. You will literally always be 2nd to a dumb animal. Also horses are financial suicide.

I fucked a girl who rode horseback in college, loved horses obviously. She let me eat her ass and fuck her in the ass and everything, drunkenly of course lol. Shit was fun.

My fucking ex bought a horse, then we stopped going out, stopped traveling, she started to smell, let herself go. So I fucked her off, now I'm with a new sexier, younger model. I'd say unless you like horses too avoid it like nard cancer.

More yeah, but most people have unrealistic expectations of how much horses cum.

Fucking this! One year the horse got 2k worth of Christmas gifts and I got a cheap fucking watch.

>financial suicide
No, not really.

I see you have never dealt with a farm vet or a farrier.

Yes fucking really, you know we're not talking about my little pony right?

pigs actually can

thats true i suppose.

Or dental, or "I just need this for the horse", trailers, fucking £50 sham-fucking-poo etc

>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
Yes, but it is her hobby and I am not paying a single fucking nickel toward it.

when they first see that huge cock it's all over
they are in love and you will never live up
never ever get involved with a girl that loves horse...
big Great Dane cock....well maybe...It won't live past 10 years old anyway.

Someone post the pic. You know the one.

Oh you say that now...

I have a farm, and horses. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.

Vet bills are no more costly then human health care.

Farriers aren't that much about $50 here for a barefoot trim, but I do my own hooves.

further proof these threads are thinly veiled requests for zoo porn.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

teeth floating isnt that much, and doesn't need to be done very often.

Your other things are all optional luxuries. the same could be said of a girl spending money on a car, or her bf, or her hair, or her home...

An extra $50-60 every month on top of food costs. Then you have the shoeing and the few hundred for hay over winter (get it from the same guy he's a good deal though)
>Vet bills are no more costly then human health care.
if people didn't have insurance. Last time I checked my horses don't have health or dental. Theft/wrongful death yes but not health insurance.

You're missing the point, there's a special sickness-level imperative that suddenly puts everything about a fucking horse higher than ANYTHING: love, hygiene, goals. I'm not talking luxury items I would choose, I'm talking crazy bitches not being able to pay the mortgage because the fucking cob needs 18 different fucking blankets.

I guess it depends on what you want to spend and where you live.

I only need to feed over winter, have 4 horses in the pasture now, feeding 1 bale per day $8usd per bale.

That's not expensive. I spend at least twice that on just my food per day.

rarely need any vet care. and by rarely, I mean maybe once every 3-4 years.

I've never encountered that.
All the horse girls I have been around and there have been many have been good, well rounded down to earth girls.

must be one of those rich hobby farmers. $8/day is not cheap for most people who live and work on farms.

Not rich, I work a full time job. I do make decent money though. enough for the house, property, dogs, horses, race cars, and general fucking around.

Around here people pay more then that per day just on coffee.

she doesn't look happy with him , poor horse.

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the one where the pig has a turd on his balls right? dont have it saved sorry.

mmm would catch that cum in a cup and have her drink it

bump

horse girls have asses that won't quit.

Could always fuck the horse if female for double pussy

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kek

I agree with this. Old best friend. She's fucking nuts.

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not talking to just you but I figure you're probably the one to make the most sense out of this. It's not that liking something makes you crazy. It's people who make a lifestyle out of liking something that are crazy ex. furries, doomsday prepers, bara gays, "professional" gamers/speed runners, tumblrinas, hacktivists, vegans(not all but most), paleofags, food/mom bloggers, crossfitters, ect

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Fuck no. They are more emotionally invested in the animal then they are with you, and they're always fucking broke because they put so much money into the monthly upkeep of shelter and feed. They also have personal fucking complexes that revolve around every giving a shit about their fucking horse, and become gigantic cunts if you say anything negative about their constant mentioning of trivial horse bullshit.

Source: I had a roommate who owned a horse. She went through the boyfriends who couldn't stand to hear her talk about her goddamn horse all the time

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$25?
Yeah, I'd do it.

>only 25$?

nice shoop

saved.

literally no one but you cares. It's porn it looks good, not animals were abused to make it. It's authenticity does not matter.

true that. always thick legs

fffffffffffff
I have an image somewhere of a girl with her hand around a horsedick and the same girl image next to it with a water container with a white liquid labeled protein.
cant fuckin find it

Actually a lot of top horses have insurance carried on them. If you get them appraised you can carry amounts over $100k on a single horse

premiums being what $150/mo?

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I am dating a girl who likes horses. she is pretty cool. i make jokes about her fucking them and she joins in on the joking. She was just born in the boonies so she grew up with horses

continue

Because they are tall and have big dicks.

FOUND IT FUCK

I didn't realize they made attention in a powdered formula.

>what is baby formula