Ctrl+alt+delete

>ctrl+alt+delete
>no ylyl

Let's fix this faggots

You monkey crackered my sister??

Last night I Harambe graham'd your sister?

gorilla biscuit

little wooky crackered my sister

>Be me
>Work in antique store
>One day, adulte tard comes to store
>Tard speaks well (for a tard)
>Almost look like a normal person
>He wants to sell his sound system with 5 speakers because he needs money
>Boss says okay to help him
>tard says he lives on the street not too far but doesnt have a car
>Go to his house in my car
>He shows me the sound systeme
>MFW Covered by spagetti
>starts to wash it with rag he picked on the ground
>Back to store
>None of the speakers are the same brand
>Sound system still dirty
>Boss examines it
>MFW Spagetti inside
>Tard says his friend did it
>Boss brings cleaning stuff
>tard spends next hour poorly washing sound system
>When done, boss buys it.
>On his way out, tard sees 90's Remote controlled crane toy
>Wants it
>40$
>Says he will go beg for money
He never came back.

Anyone interested in sound system full of spagetti ?

nigger motor

I get it. Last night I smol primate good tasting crackered your sister.

you bond burgered my sister?

Get somebody to install Windows 98 and have them press CTRL+ALT+Delete twice, best reaction ever.

last night i gorrila crackers your sister ?

>you ape-grahmed my sister
You son of a bitch.

You stole mybike and my sister?

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I think the issue is resolution. You can't see enough of the image to really tell what it's saying. Here is a larger one.

Can none of you assholes figure it out? Really?

clothed-monkey-biscuited

you bond burger my sister? bastard!

Yesterday I terrible actor empty pot with your mother.

johnny-pottered

Here's a funny picture for you

Yesterday I depp pottertrated with your mother?

1:02:20 1:51 4:29:50 5:39:39 5:40:00

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u saying wat u son of basterd bich

no pls

is this patrick?

This is a hard one

No, it's the krusty Krab

i use to work at a antique store too

Had a sad date?

no

Yesterday I deodorant soup'd with your dad?

Did you make money ?

Yesterdat I old spice ripoff cheap cancerous soup with your dad.

Last night I midget nigger cracker stacked your sister

If it's nigger and cracker, maybe it's Oreo'd

kek

Funny lel troll

holy shit this guy has to be right. he got it didn't he?

Bond burgered?

Did you just gender me

your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you watch and reply to this post. there is no immunity from this post. if you have seen it, you must comply.

Did you jus gender him ?

yesterday i deposited seed with your mother

i dotn gte ti

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yes. was i right?

kek, I needed that. I am a he. I have the balls to say it, too.

holy shit flashing pictures of naked lady and old black and white pic, you must be telling the truth!

Ok

dude that was weird

Wow

more more more

not today

Nigga you creepy

A

ff

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I'm now going to have to do this just to find out what happens. Do you know if it works in VMs or if I have to install it on bare metal? Also, if the latter, where can I find a computer that will run Windows 98?

i don't really have more but
>be same day
>guy enters store
>looks at things
>Says (translated) ''Ohhhh thats nice nice nice '' about a hundred times while looking
>Buys Keychain
Never see him again.

A

Last night I Trump cracker your sister.

Last night I spike biscuits your gf?

why

Because people like you are dumb enough to do it

reply

Fuck

I feel like you are trying to curse me. Like no one writes that much and the title even has dont click this

cool gif fam

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k

>While looking at things*

gonna cut themself on that edge

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Is the story a family business? Or do you only get like 5 hours a week?

Because small businesses usually only hire family members. Just curious.

Die

Gonna dump a couple overused anime memes i did.

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rip

His business, his daughter is lazy

Doesn't everybody do this?

ohhhh thats nice nice nice

no

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Balls

>yesterday I speed stick chunky creamy chicken noodle with your dad

lost

y

No

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777

Tits

62954714

>no immunity from this post

Nice try