23

>23
>F
>basic as all hell
>high as giraffe pussy
AMA

what kind of guys do you fuck and what would it take to be friendzoned by you?

obviously tits or gtfo

What job you do OP?
Any college/Uni?

post tits with timestamp

Dubs for tits
Check em

I fuck funny guys and guys who I really feel chemistry with... Also talk guys (shallow but true)
I friendzone anyone who dates or has dated any of my friends

B.S. Psych
On my way to my MFT Masters
Work retail atm selling makeup

23M. Would love to disappoint you sometime. I make a mean plate of spaghetti. Bring your own chair.

Oh bummer :/

well i havent done that so are there any other options if i want to be friendzoned?

Tall** goddammit

Carbs are never a disappointment lol

No make conversation well. I hate having to do all the work. And be a dick to my dogs.
(picture of my dogs)

ugh can you please just friendzone me, stop making it hard

OP CONFIRMED FAT NECKBEARD "GRIL" B8: ABORT THREAD, REPEAT: ABORT THREAD

Why do you have no friends but girls are lining up to suck you off?

no, its humiliating and i like it

Oh then, yeah, get in the friendzone bitch

>'talk guys'?

OP CONFIRMED FUGLY LANDWHALE, ABOORT FUCKING THREAD ABORT ABORT

:) thank you. what do you like to do for fun?

what's the age of the oldest guy you've fucked?

I corrected it. Fuck. My mom's an English professor. I should be humiliated.

31

Read mostly. Fuck around on Sup Forums a little and lurk curvy girl threads. Cook. Work.

how often do you jill?

Daily-ish. Sometimes more. Probably 10X a week on average (assuming I'm in a relationship and/or getting laid at least once a week)

Why do you continue to use Sup Forums if you are a woman despite the overpoweringly misogynistic atmosphere.

most unusual place where you've done it?

how often do you think is normal for a guy to have sex?

i could get you books or drive you to and from work maybe?

whats the sluttiest thing you've done?

I assume it's a joke mostly and I can take a joke; plus, it's got sort a secret portal into a frat house vibe. Idk I'm nosey.

Have you ever given a white knight any pussy?

A least she is a real women

At my former boyfriends work (also my work but different departments) he had this tiny office -- it was basically a closet he couldn't even fit chairs -- and we had just started hooking up. He pinned me against the wall. It was excellent.

As often as possible from what I've gathered

I love catering to quirks to I was sexting with a guy (we never hooked up in real life) and he liked to be called 'daddy;' so that happened.

you don't sound very intresting

do you use toys or fingers to jill? also, most usual place where you've jilled?

Thanks I have a huge Amazon wish list devoted just to books because I'm a little compulsive and I like lists

It was pretty a pretty slutty situation... Or it would've been if he hadn't been on then other side of the world. Lol

Fingers typically because I'm too nervous to buy my first toy and a public bathroom

where do you like a guy to cum?

I've only had sex in monogamous situations - 2 men total - so usually inside because I have an IUD

thats kinky not slutty. slutty would be doing something impulsively with little/no commitment. it'd be slutty to suck someone off you just met cuz he is hot. bondage with your bf would be kinky but not slutty at all

Though I tried swallowing and it was ok and I'd let someone cum on my face but no one's ever taken me up on it when inside was an option lol

do you like the feel of their cum inside you, or do you just prefer it (given the IUD and monogamy keeps things fairly safe) because it's less to clean up?

Oh... Then slept with a guy from work after only having known him a short time (though it ended up long term... So maybe not...) & I was totally the aggressor at first. Or I had a boyfriend for a hot second in college and he and I made out for a long time on a dock at like 2 am and I think he came himself after an embarrassing amount of dry humping

It's really not much less clean up as the girl lol
I like it inside me and running down my legs a little and wetting my panties after if we have places to be. It just makes me feel owned or possessed or had somehow. Like I have this super fantastic secret. Makes me confident.

what do you look like? (hair/eye color, height, etc.)

5'1", a-symetrical haircut, 36DDD, curvy but not huge (size 12 so average), green/grey eyes

no tits yet
abandon thread

what would it take to get you to get naked in this thread?

when did you get your IUD? any part of the process uncomfortable? (insertion, any reaction after, etc.)?

Uhm a lot of convincing and a lot more weed

>5'1"
>a-symetrical haircut
>36DDD
>size 12

you guys just got Lost The Game

Good trolling OP. these retards dont even know you just described the stereotypical fat feminist...lel

Last year (before that I was a Nuvaring girl) and fuck. yes. I have endometriosis so when I was at the Dr last she said she's surprised I can even have sex my shit is so tight (from the constant pain making me tense) and so having a little one inch square plastic guy shoved up there was hellish

/thread
not worth it

Ohhh gosh, I have a tumblr and everything (never mind that I use it only to look at porn and lingerie)

But we love you and no one will save. Also dubs calls for it. Checkum.

OP, I'm 6'6. Would you fuck me?

See I was hoping the haircut would be more Ghost in the Shell also... It isn't my ideal but too late now

Well you've definitely got the tall thing going for you

I think the dubs just called for more weed...

Was that pic posted earlier you?

Pentagram on Pussy or GTFO

Yeah

(pic related - a friend & me wearing her glasses)

I have a small penis too.

Aussie chick, eh? Throw anotha prawn on the barbi

Ouch and dubs means it's true right? Sucks.

I dont know why it does that. Drives me bonkers

Wow no one cares.
>tits or gtfo
>there are no grrls on the internet

That's not me tho. I am me. I can post a pic too. I have a baby face tho

Nice.

What would you recommend to a 20yo uni student who is still a kissless virgin?

Also, what does your pussy look like? Harry?

here, this is me.

Jesus. This place has become Reddit 2.0

You're an ass, that's not me.

Never ever ask for a kiss. Go in for it and let her meet you part way. At least that way you're only. Embarrassed if she doesn't meet you rather than demasculated either way. Consider friends; sex with someone you actually enjoy is better. If a girl goes way out of her way to talk to you or gets upset when you don't reply or makes excuses to hang out with just you she wants the d.

I actually gave some good pics tho if it's ok to start dumping

>What does your pussy look like, Harry?

Oh and my pussy is hairless and I haven't had any complaints.

So how about at least a bra and timestamp? These dubs call for it.

Fucking Czech'd

knew that Hagrid was a pedophile
...a misguided, ill-informed one, but still a pedophile.

You haven't heard any complaints because they want to fuck you. Rest assured, they get a big laugh from their buds about your stench trench.

I'm already in bed but you did get the dubs so...

Oh my God that would be the most humiliating thing ever. I would die or wish I had.

No nipple? What kind of 2 but horseshit is this

K, I'll try. It's just that I don't talk to anybody, just two people in my class because they're from my country.

I need to find the courage to start a conversation with someone, it's just hard to do for me.

The "I wanna be kinda slutty but I'm going to cover my nipples" episode.

God sorry it's hard aim with the forward flash lol and I forget how fixated boys are on nipples

Lick them

...

It's not that hard.
But I'm an enfp, so maybe it's an extrovert thing.

>Fucks given.
>0

And no dubs but thanks for playing

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