I yesterday ordered 200€ rubber ass, i'm now waiting it for to be delivered

i yesterday ordered 200€ rubber ass, i'm now waiting it for to be delivered.

It should come today

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Congrats

kek, sucker.

oh fuck yeah i'm going to suck those asscheeks when it comes

>I* should cum* today
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i want porn of people fucking these

shouldve just adopted a small dog

haha but can't fuck a dog really can i?
i can deliver some shit when it comes

okay give contact info

Contact info = Sup Forums

okay but what if i miss the thread? i wanna beat off to you fucking that rubber pussy

give me your email and i'll send you the link when it's ready and uploaded

The dublin county sheep must be devastated.

the fuck?

yes, comrade

top kek

I've got a soloflesh. Will take pics of fucking if anyone interested

yes i'm interested

Hmmm looks good has anyone used one before, how does it feel. Real or?

200euro rof piece of rubber?
you can have like 10 blowjobs for that price or at least 5 visits at a decent whore. U stupid or wut?

bruh it's realy size ass. It feels and shakes like real ass. You can slap it, fuck it, eat it, what ever you want as many times you want.

I mean for fuck sake 10 bj, fuck that. i don't want any shitty whores sucking my dick.. i don't want any diseases and shit. Why that when i can have this 5 kg assmeat on front of me everytime i want?

bump

nah, fake ass does not appeal to me, still I respect your choice beause you got nice dubs /bro

I bought one of those stoya destroya Fleshlights yesterday. My friend has the whole collection of all the fleshlight girls or whatever gave me a coupon. Hoping for a good time wish me luck

I have one of these. It feels pretty damn good.

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nice

Wouldn't the water be splashing around when you're going ham with it?

>It should come today
That's what she said

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>looks and shakes like a real ass.

You have never even seen a girls ass irl have you you fucking virgin...

You have never seen how real they those "fantaflesh" silicone booties feel and are.

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200 pound ass?

I dont need too. You are fucking a piece on rubber.
A lifelees inanimate object.
There is no comparison.
If you honestly think there is then im sorry but you are a permavirgin

i got a cheaper one a few months back, and its really nice actually. For me personally its the motion that does it, something like this you can actually fuck instead of just moving your hand. I enjoy it more than the sex i had with people honestly, but that might just be me.

das a lotta ass

you think fucking real pussy is some sort of trophy?

Top kek, real women smell, are disgusting and they are dirty. It doesn't matter how many times they take the shower their pussy still stinks life fish.

All i'm interested in, is pleasure. I don't need any fucking soulmates. I just need my dick fucked and that's all. Also this piece of fantaflesh is always clean, ready to go and i can fuck it all the time. Your girlfriend needs to take a shit and piss, needs all sort of expensive shit to be bought. Fuck that shit.

I never said anything about a trophy or a gf. I wasnt even judging you for fucking that thing.
Hell id fuck one of those too if i had one.

What im saying is that you are a retard if you think that its anythibg like fucking a real pussy.

My fav position when it's on the couch and i fuck it like making pushups on top of it. When i'm cuming, i can just lay the fuck on top of it and i let all the good stuff flow into that booty. Feels amazing.

Meh, I've got a fleshlight so I know how that goes. I think it's healthy to be in an intimate relationship with a woman from time to time if not all the time but I feel you. My ex had some puss that got to smellin but this new chick I'm with literally has no smell.. I mean nothing.. shits weird to me. My fleshlight has given me sensations that regular puss hasn't soo I'm not knockin it.

i do that on my bed, yeah its awesome

Not the user you were replying too but if you think pussy smells bad then yu are either gay or a virgin who has never smelt a real pussy.

The smell of pussy literally starts a chemical reaction in your brain that makes you attracted to it.
Pussy smells and tastes delicious.

It only smells bad in certain situations where anything would smell bad.
For example if she has sti/uti.

I hope you enjoy fucking that piece of rubber whilst im here, watching my gf bounce up and down my cock, listening to her moan

I am enjoying it, and i'm not interested looking you fucking your mare while it neighs.