So, why are you niggers awake right now? Shouldn't everyone be asleep?

So, why are you niggers awake right now? Shouldn't everyone be asleep?

I work evenings.

Eyy le mayo

>time is the same everywhere

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Cigarettes, beer, and adderall. I have 2 papers to write because college

It's 11 am here

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Eurobrofist!

3rd shift, nigger. I keep the world running so you bitches can wake up to a peaceful life.

does the concept of different timezones say something to you?

this

I'm first shift at my factory. I know that feel

Then get back to it then. The fuck are you doing here? Yea I feel really peaceful and safe with fuckers like you not doing your jobs properly.

But time is time. How can it be different in different places? Pretty sure Einstein had a formula or something that proved it

There's no way this isn't bait...

I get the hotel night shift.
11pm to 7am

It's 3am for me

I have chronic sleep problems

>be me. start feeling sick a few days ago.
>have a pill and a half of some good ecstasy left over from a previous roll
>was saving it till I had more but fuck this cold, always heard that e will kill a cold
>roll. sweat that cold shit out. next day feel better (besides the sore jaw and slight headache)
>still a bit sick but loads better than I was, only downside is my sleep cycle got royally fucked

and here I am

>everyone is out of town for the weekend
>have mdma and viagra stashed away
>ultimate fap weekend is a go
>pills kicking in, things are feeling good
>want to grind my dick on something soft, wander into sisters closet
>she a huge raver so costumes and fun fur is everywhere
>start rubbing cock on a fluffy legwarmer
>something inside me snaps, and i see a pair of her nylons
>start putting them on, holy christ it feels good
>pills hitting hard now, eyes are rolling
>put on panties, then pair of big fur boots, dick rock hard
>grab a corset and start squeezing myself in, every time i pull the strings to make it tighter i feel like cumming
>put on a fun fur jacket over it, then a poofy tutu
>oh god we arent done yet, she has wigs
>big sparkling pink wig goes on, i start playing with makeup and cake it on my face
>dick is dripping through the panties, im swishing around in her raver costume now and dancing
>she has a big fur hood, thats what i need to complete everything
>oh ho, whats this, a pair of handcuffs under everything, sis is into bondage
>without thinking i snap them on my wrists behind my back and start bouncing around, the drugs practically have me cuming as i feel the furry outfit squishing all around me
>trip and fall down, core strength is weak and the corset is tight, can barely move
>try to get up, its not happening
>fun fur and wig blinding me, cant shake them off
>terror strikes me just as the drugs start peaking
>oh fuck it, start grinding against one of the legwarmers on the ground
>within a minute i have a mind shattering orgasm and scream like im being sent to auschwitz
>sudden commotion downstairs
>"ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
>oh shit
>someones home
>im high as fuck
>im in a fur raver costume
>feet coming up the stairs
>rolling frantically off legwarmer, huge cumstain leaking out from panties onto floor
>door opens

Please continue this suicide note.