Tfw your semi soft morning cock is already hitting the average dick size

>tfw your semi soft morning cock is already hitting the average dick size

Morning wood or actual fucking is the only way I can achieve maximum hardness.

Cute

I was slightly jealous but then I came to reality and realized that you didn't work to achieve that in any way and you are nothing but cells with a better blueprint/gentic code, and this body that you dwell over will soon rot away once you leave

That's just what someone insecure and bitter about the size of their genitalia would say

that's cute

you're cute

Also

nice try

Hmmm..
I'm still not convinced it's really you...
Why don't you send a few pore pictures just to be sure, you know, purely for research

> tfw OP's soft cock is bigger than your erect cock lol fml

that's average dick size in countries were people have small dicks

Bullmetal17

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Try Viagra?

Now if only your credit score was as large.

why is the head so small?

start doing cardio and eat less sugar

that one looks nicer tbh

I'll fuck my way to the top

I'm skeptical that it gets much bigger when diamondian.

Then let me present this as evidence.

You have a 10/10 cock

You're silly. There are no women or homosexuals with access to the top.

So, one cm bigger?

I want that in my ass forever