You're walking down the street, when suddenly you get a craving for a burger. You walk into the nearest McDonald's and order a Big Mac w/ XXXXXL fries and drink. Out of nowhere, this mysterious man appears.
>"Allahu Akbar. I have taken control of this establishment of filth and degeneracy. Prepare to pay for your sins infidel.
What do?
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Beat the shit out of that sand nigger
I'd laugh at his joke, obviously.
I'd pretend to be sikh, he wouldn't get near me out of fear of catching a cold.
Say “Islam is the religion of peace.” then shoot him in the gut with my ar-15 for being an idiot and bringing a knife to a gun fight.
Stand my ground.
Shot him in his knee with my glock.
Proceed to eat my burger.
Kick him randomly when he won't stfu and let me eat.
Be called a hero by local news.
Get free mcdoodles for life.
>throw my special sauce in his eyes
>bust out a keyboard from nowhere
>type TLC
>walk out the back to cool room
>touch QT3.14 on the bum on the way
>grab a hand full of patties
>run out the front
>type TLC again
>walk away casually
>sikh
>muslim
pick one fucktard
I'd say, "Why so allahu akbar sikhbro?"
PROTIP: Sikhs aren't muslim.
fucktard, see the literal first reply
Walk up to him confidently and cup his balls softly in my right hand
pay
>OP posts picture of Sikh
>File name literally identifies man as Sikh
>Allahu Akbar
I'd gouge the cunts eyes out, crush his throat, smash his teeth in and then fuck one of his eye sockets until my dick is covered in greymatter.
Yo this dude is a sikh. The religion requires you to carry a ceremonial dagger around with you (depending on how strictly you follow the doctrine). It's actually pretty cool, y'all should read up on it. Also no allah (which is arabic for basically the same god christians believe in) because the sikh don't practice islam
ask him for the current total owing, on my infidel sin tally.
Then while he's doing the math, I'd stab him in the throat.
I'd beat the shit out of that muzzie. His little shitty sword couldn't do anything to me.
ask to see the shift manager because the cashier is being an edgy faggot again. then do my best to get this moron fired
Tell him his unkempt eyebrows are a insult to Allah and that he should be more worried about that. Also that's a Sikh user...dumbass
I'd berate myself for being a straight cisgendered white male.
And then apologize for my presence.
That's a sikh, he's not muslim
>aka
>never been in a fight
>kissed a few girls
>maybe fingered one
>pretty much a pleb
>kill you self
kek
Offer him my smooth sissy white boipucci and obey his superior self.
PROTIP: You're a newfag and should stfu.
You forgot
>Get a stroke and be ded
but thats a sikh op. they are the most efficient muslim exterminators on the planet
I show him this video. youtube.com
then I call him a faggot and say Jesus compels you.
That happens years later as a result of all the free mcdoodles.