Just got my new 1991 fingerbox I bought on eBay. What kind of fingerboxes does Sup Forums use?

Just got my new 1991 fingerbox I bought on eBay. What kind of fingerboxes does Sup Forums use?

>implying Sup Forums isn't just newfags in 2016
pretty nice fingerbox though op I'm jelly, I had my eyes on an antique pre 1900s fingerbox but I've yet to come up with the funds

>mfw that's the same fingerbox my grandpa told me he had since he was a kid, that lying fucker..

i have a marble one, but it's pretty worn down
its currently being restored

Just got a nice polished carbon fingerbox. It even has my initials carved in

Fingerboxes aren't a real thing.This whole thread is meant to troll you and it's shit.

what is a fingerbox?

Fuck off newfag
>lurk more

Nice, basic rig there. Good buy.

obviously your mother.

nice try new fag

This is my rig

Fucking newfags

Still using the good ol' 2002 fingerbox I bought in Germany. Those guys sure know engineering.

Is that German construction?

Found the actual newfag

Yes, made in Germeny. High quality polyester.

Does anyone have experience masturbating with fingerboxes? Do you get stuck? What size should I get??

Though my original one was stolen, I'm saving up for a Victorian era classical fingerbox.

VICTORIAN? dude, do you know how hard those are to work? i can barely handle a glass one!

I know, I've heard the tales and I'm worried, But I must have it.

yo any portal fans out there? picked up this badboy a month ago.

fuck you newfag
>lurkmoar

do people actually believe this shit?

>Trying this hard
What's the matter? Parents didn't buy you a fingerbox when you were little?

This is my current fingerbox.
Made in Sweden during the 70's.
I might just build my own fingerbox out of scrap wood or buy a "make your own fingerbox" kit.

don't bother unless you really know what you're doing, the experts make it look easy

A finger box all though it may seem to be a relatively simple device, it is not on the contrary of being simple a finger box is more than a box with a hole in it, it is a massively complex device containing more than a thousand separate components per box, usually with nine boxes per set that makes over nine thousand separate components, but the device will work limitedly with just one box.

Finger boxing is also known as fingering and boxing and is a massive fad among teens aged 13-18, the device in a simpler form were first invented by William John Trolington over 100 years ago in Australia.

A Finger box basically simulates a feeling, originally this was accomplished with mechanical devices in the box with some extremely cruel pranksters putting item such as glass and nails in witch would often decapitate the finger, this led to a act of parliament in 1919 by the UK banning the devices, which was quickly followed by the rest of the world.

Although still banned the “underground market” off finger boxes saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker.
The device works on the same principals as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.

The finger box costs around 50 per box and are usually sold out within minutes they have reportedly have gone for over 200 per box on ebay.

I hope not, only the newest of the new fall for that "lel its fake" shit

Most likely just bait though.... and shitty bait at that.

Well should I buy a "make your own fingerbox" kit?

Those are absolute shit... at that point you'd be better off making a makeshift one

depends on where you buy them, some are decent

seems redundant as you still are making it yourself. There are some good youtube videos on how to make your own.

Hey anyone seen any girl fingerboxes lately??? I saved $140, is that enough

i think you got scammed

Just recently imported this beauty.

classic. is that mahogany veneer?

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>William John Trolington
Hah!

Bahahaha, always one newfag with no finger box. Nice try, faget.

>implying you have friends you like to 'box with

no, m8. you have a single like the rest of us, be honest.

How are your craft/DIY skills? Because you'll end up with rough or splintered edges if you don't know what you're doing. Nobody wants that in a finger box, ruins the whole deal.

Nice, shame the edges are delaminating. You should wax, or better still silicon fix before it gets worse.

you should try to go digital ... way better ... who cares for last centuries technology

LEL FINGER MY BOX ITS A SPECIAL ONE IMPORTED WITH RABBIT FUR AND CAVIAR FLOORTILE AND A ROLLS ROYCE BLINKER VALVE

super gay newfriend forced meme thanks bye

There are 2 high schoolers in here pretending to be finger friends.
>>its fake
>>its gay

Like the porn you endlessly jerk it to, you cheerless fuck.

The German one imo lack any sort of character even though they're built like a rock. Not bad though

It's not a fucking fleshlight you monster