"This is my brother user. He just sits in front of his computer all day."

"This is my brother user. He just sits in front of his computer all day."

How do you respond?

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gtfo of my room

show your dick

jew cunt

who the hell are you i don't have a sister

Be beta asf
Sis walks in room with friends
Sis is 8/10 friends are a 6&7
Freeze up like deer in headlights on an interstate during war time
Tanks headed my way
108mm barrel right on me
The tension it's building
The strain is to much the pressure has risen
My face is bright red as I hear the snap
My boner tore a hole through my pants shooting the button off
Button hits my sisters face at Mach 6
Cum from her shocked cry
15 minutes of cuck build up shoot out
Coat my sister and her friends
My sister drowns in my cum
Her friends are freaking out
Deer in headlights round two
Put pants on again before I freeze up
Kill the 7/10 friend same way
The 6/10 friend is the only one still standing
She's in shock
She drops to her knees
Think she wants to suck my dick
Put dick in her mouth
First contact with female win
He mouth is warm stings a lil
It's a bit squishy
She's turning blue
Pull out
Her vomit pokes out
3rd one down
Throw the bodies in the closet
Mom comes home asks where sis is
Say she's out with friends
WIN

"Im a master hacker. I can hack your phone, your mail, your credit card, snapchat and your computer."
>Open cmd and tell them its a hacking program you created
>enjoy complete confusion

I whip off my jeans and boxer shorts and begin wanking in front of them

Then the girls will start sucking my dick and I'll have a threesome while sister watches

"Wait till you see my dick"
>>Ay bitch
"Wait till you see my dick"

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Better than sitting on other people all day, fuck outta here

Wow they would probably be so impressed by your 1337 hackur skillz

Not ALL day...some of the day....ok most of the day.

Fills the time between cricket work and Nights out.

Some of us don't spend all our time looking at the ceilings of houses of random fuckboys who give us attention and buy us a test tube shot.

So how are you two?

This might be wrong but aren't those girls the same as these girls?

GTFO MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

None of them has the monster tits or the monster jawbone

360 NoScopes all fucking day

This would never happen because my sister is a fat neet who never leaves her room, shes literally an /r9k/ green text

...

What is that from?

Your fantasies, you suck fuck.

bitch you know you love sucking this dick

then i take off my jean shorts and batman briefs and pull her head down on my cock. the one on the left i'd punch but the one on the right i'd grab by the tit and tell her to grab me some mountain dew from the fridge

One girl with short hair therefore all three girls are the same. Are you literally retarded?

That's when you start sniffing bluetooth packets and freak them out.

"Sorry I made fun of you earlier user, I was trying to impress my friends. I made you a pie to say sorry!"

Do you fuck the pie?