Who hear enjoys driving drunk? Drunk driving stories

Who hear enjoys driving drunk? Drunk driving stories

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I almost did it once put I figured it's irresponsible and shows a total lack of moral compass.

Two weeks ago I crashed on the highway while midly drunk. Luckily I wasn't harmed and no one got hurt, but my car is wasted.

Don't drink and speed on the highway.

driving drunk is fun as fuck. some people just can't handle it.

never been pulled over before either.

Never enjoyed it, but yeah, I've done it.

After my brother committed suicide, and my parents started drinking and getting high because they blamed themselves, they died in a drunk driving accident. Pops was thrown from the car cause he never wore his seatbelt, wifey left in the car to burn in the fire.

I became a raging alcoholic, would go to bars/clubs until the wee hours, pick up random people to bring home and fuck, and drive home drunk.

This one time I'm driving down the interstate getting a blowjob, when the car beside me full of guys notice, and they started snapping pictures with their camera.

Me, on the suicidal drunk rage that I was always on, laughed... then flicked them off, and drove my car into their side.

I then sped forward and purposely smashed the rear-end of the guy in front of me, then cut around and sped home.

The girl stopped sucking my dick and curled up in the passenger seat crying the rest of the way as I screamed bloody murder out the window.

...

But hey, drunk driving is fun.

i didn't have enough cash to get home from town once and i was pretty drunk
like " i could probably drive right now" drunk
so i did
followed a police riot van for a bit
to seem not drunk i followed super close tailgating it
then another cop car pulled up behind me
oh shit
then nothing, didn't pull me over went home at the speed limit all good baby

didn't do it again though

why be drunk when driving, when you can get drunk while driving?

if you meri'fats could get your faggot ass to the level of the rest of the world, then drinking and driving is legal. Drunk driving is illegal, but you can enjoy a beer if you want to in your car while driving

Nope, I've never heard that before.

i'm not from america though...

Sorry for your losses mate. Tough but cool story.