>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
ITT: Cringe thread
edgy
Heh...small time
>Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
Yeah, I had a bad case of blue balls once, when I was 10.
Luckily Tifa made it all better.
yeah and then you woke up... fuckin' nerd.
Oh yeah, forgot pic
>the whole room stood up and applauded
/r/thathappened
Of all the things that never happened, this didn't the most.
Go back to reddit, faggot.
>studying philosophy
>concept of "evil"
>using a quote that doesn't even make sense
oh im laffin
One time this kid started picking on me during recess, so I pushed down down-right right B and launched a fireball at his ass
Yup, this happened for sure OP.
On that note. Holy shit does that line sound cringy as fuck out of context.
overall, leading raid in WoW for years helped me team managing at work
>How have video games helped you in real life
One time in history class we had to make a bottle plan for what we would do on D day so I just copied what I did in company of heros
>OP right now
Also, philosophy? Really? There are better to throw your money at the garbage.
A bottle yea I had to make a bottle
Autism not even once
There was a school shooting so I put in the Konami code and got infinite lives so I walked to the shooter and kicked his ass. Got so much pussy for my heroism
For the fifth day in a row? Seriously faggot?
Care to elaborate what you mean with "fifth day in a row"?
He probably means faggot OP is an attention seeking whore
haha
i need dubs pls
not everyone has a choice, my college forced me to take phillosophy my second semester
I an essay about classism and racism using tales of symphonia. Also wrote an Philosiphy presentation about morality and grey areas using Breath of Fire 3.
>that one actually got an A ,proud of it.
Also playing medal of honor helped me on a few history tests in highschool/
Didn't happen
OP is a turbosperg
this
XD
>whole class gives a round of applause for sociopathic philosophy
Its like you didnt even TRY to make the story realistic. Sociopathic philosophies are basically just extensions of nihilism which is baby/teenager tier.
XDDDD
faggot
lol fucking new fag
thats some high caliber dick your sucking user
nigga you retarded
Dude your retarded, shut the fuck up and off me Sup Forums
samefag
Edgelord.
XDD
try again fucko
What are you, 15?
>walk into class
>sigh of relief swells up from classmates
>professor says "we can begin"
>professor starts talking
>i correct him
>girl in class swoon
>hottest jocks in class swoon
>ask hottest jock on date
>fall asleep in his muscled arms
Are you okay? Even for cancer you seem extra retarded. You proved me right with that picture.
Why the fuck do i see this pasta everywhere?
get of my Sup Forums faggot
haha, try hard much
>Fuckin' edgelord
Because Witcher 3 is still popular and relevant enough for idiots to get the reference
>says the tard
kys newfag
You're such a stupid fucking nigger
Are you a bot? Are you drunk?
Tell me about your mother user.
Likely funny mademelaugh/10
wow, thought op was a fag but you've clearly reached a higher tier of faggotry
You first basement dweller,
>btw its offical you can call me daddy now faggot
Sand nigger detected
>You have to go back
Why are you such a fag
Fucking SJW cunts
>Tumbrl pls go
tits or gtfo Sup Forumsitch
>says the nigger.
hows life in prison nig nog
kys
just fucking castrate yourself you piece of shit.
Back in the day when Assassins Creed: Revelations was current, we were studying Constantinople and the Byzantines in history class. Random things from the game helped me out on a test.
Sounds your short a few chromosomes user
>videogame
>not reading the book
>videogame
>not reading the book
>videogame
>not reading the book
>virgin detected
Kys.
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You must go to a very low tier university if your philosophy professor accepts a half-baked generality/proverbial nugget from a Triple A game as an answer in lieu of a reasoned thesis that draws from a wide range of critical reading.
what is ahpeenmd sjhiotfuckl
Either that or you're a liar.
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kysssssssssssss newfag fucking degenereat peice of shit
Professor was stunned by the ignorance. Probably sent OP to special school after class.
die
hes probably a bigger faggot than you.
>haha nvm not pissable erv haaha
just fucking die.................'/'
please die.
Guessing you dont like Kant and his catergorical imperatives.
The qoute does make sense you knob. Watch the cinematic trailer
we must all die.
There was that one time i was playing too much mount and blade, long story short i mounted my friend and stabbed my teacher with a pencil - after sending him gallantly into battle.
>Tardrangling
whats the point in livving
OP's sad no one's taking him seriously :(
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user calm the fuck down and let someone else post you shitlord. use Sup Forums correctly instead of taking out your frustrations on psudos
kys
Topkek
First post, best post
More realistic than OP's bs story anyway
>degreee
That must have sounded awkward
mY LIFE IS over.
>Goodbye
>DEGREEEEE
>those tabs
Are you b8ing, or are you an even bigger faggot than OP?
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this guy has been spazzing out the whole thread, I think he just an hero-ed
>Dafuq Sup Forums
Someone should screencap this thread
So you just basically said some shit about evil that was so outlandishly worded and had nothing to do with what the professor asked you, and your class applauded. Probably because what you said was so cliche everyone forgot what the prof even said.
Or maybe because the weird quiet kid finally spoke
Nerve gas
4 of his classmates play witcher and just wanted to get the fuck out of there so they stood up and applauded
Yeah that too, and what he said sounded smart in relativity to the nothing hes said.
idk, mightve had a mental breakdown and overdosed on some funky shit.
Lived as a Sup Forumstard , died as a/b/tard I guess.
when pokemon came out i use to sell pokemon
i had a first gen came boy and a gameboy color
i had blue and at first would only sell starter pokemon for 5 bucks i would start a game and got to the point i could trade and having the only link cable in the whole school
then i got pokemon red and played both and caught both sets and traded them all to one game and used the other to just collect shit
all pokemon whee 5 bucks and the market got taped out until pokemons silver and gold came to the states i made a good bit of petty cash
lucky for me the teachers did not find out
i think i made about 100 dollars that year on my own
taught me alot as a kid
if you have something someone needs you have the power and if you have the only means they can get that something then you have the control
i still have my old gbc its worn out but its still mine