You are a white male

>You are a white male.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
>You are the first or the only child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.

This is you isnt it, user?

Apart from the Asia part, yes

close, except i was homeless since i graduated until this january, moms dead, dads a cock but getting to be less of said cock, fuck asia, and i got me a bitch

>You are a white male.
sadly
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes i´m slowly growing old
>You are the first or the only child.
all alone
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
i consider myself slightly below what a normal human should have in intelligence
other people are either retarded or only "socially" intelligent
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
neither
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
i guess
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
constantly
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no it´s one of the few things keeping me from offing myself
>You watch way too much porn.
meh watching porn doesn´t get me up i rather play weird textbased porn games
>You want to move to east asia.
and be useless in a country i know not the language of? ehm no thanks
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
not most of all and i am indifferent to the gender but the jist fits

>indifferent to gender
fucking faggot

pic related left is u

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
i guess
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
Yep
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already married

What are you? Some kind of normal human being?!

Nothing from this list, 26, living on my own, aware that im not the smartest guy, tons of siblings, not very fond of Asian culture.

Nope. Also I don't eat spelling mistakes in my pasta.

Well, I browse Sup Forums, so I guess not...

>You are a white male.
No
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
No
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
No
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
Yes
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
lol

is that mike rowe

nope

not bad, for it to be creepy you have to get em all, not just most

Earnest p worrell, dicktard

it's his dad, ernest hemingway

you cant tell me that cuntface doesnt resemble mike rowe in the slightest and if you do, go fuck yourself with a hitch post

man, stereotypes exist for a reason i guess lol

Email me at [email protected] for free space opera ebooks I wrote. No spam.

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 26
>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
I have not
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, I live in a larger apartment
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
I like social situations as much as alone time
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
I have never
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
I am close to them
>You watch way too much porn.
I barely do porn
>You want to move to east asia.
I don't
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I do, but I already have

>You are a white male.
No, beaner.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes, 17
>You are the first or the only child.
No, youngest.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Not suburbs, currently in a ranch for winter.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>You watch way too much porn.
Yes
>You want to move to east asia.
No
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Don't care

Enjoy ur b&

>>You are a white male.
Yup
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope
>>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope, I went to school with some smart people.
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Fuck that, living is awesome
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope
>>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>>You want to move to east asia.
Not in the slightest
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yup

2/11 I suddenly feel better about myself. Thanks OP.

>You are a white male.
>Youre between 17 and 25
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. (SUBURBS)
>Functional in social situations but often find myself wanting to go out and do things with people
>Never had a serious suicidal thought
>Pretty close relationship with parents
>I do watch a lot of porn
>Fuck Asia
>Who doesn't want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of their life with?

>You are a white male.
Nope, Metis.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope, 33.
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope, second child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope, average intelligence.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope, own my own little house.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Nope, extremely social.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yup, in my late teens.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yup, that's a good way to put it.
>You watch way too much porn
Nope, only a bit..
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope, happy where I am.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already have that, we're getting married in June.

Got a few, OP. Not bad at all.

>You are a white male.
YES!
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
I'm 36
>You are the first or the only child.
YES!
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope. Why would you think in such way?
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
I live in a 3 room flat with my wife.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Absolutely. Tranquility is bliss + i hate noise
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
When i was younger and hadn't stopped being a crybaby wuss
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Only with dad (divorced parents). He's a salty cunt who doesn't care
>You watch way too much porn.
No, i have a wife that i can fuck anytime
>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no, i hate gooks & their culture
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Got a wife. So i'm done with the pathetic single lifestyle

>You are a white male.
yeah
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
not between
>You are the first or the only child.
first
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
obv.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
suburb
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
im fcking awesome, but yea lonely
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
never
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
love my parents
>You watch way too much porn.
this a bad thing?
>You want to move to east asia.
fck to do in asia
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
cant really care bout this


you are way of bro

>>You are a white male.
Yep
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yep
>>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Im aware that im not, but still sometimes feel like i am
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yeah
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>>You watch way too much porn.
Oooh yeah
>>You want to move to east Asia.
No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Kind of

Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes (and I have her).

We're not all basement dwelling neets like you.

>You are a white male.
Yes

>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes

>You are the first or the only child.
Nope

>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Not my bad if they are a bunch of morons

>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Nope

>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Indeed

>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.

Yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
They're dead, not my choice

>You watch way too much porn.
I enjoy porn, is 4-5 times a week way too much ?

>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck no

>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Hell no, I just want todo whatever pleases me, not being constantly cried in the ear by a stupid whore

>>You are a white male. Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes
>>You are the first or the only child. No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. True
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. True
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No
>>You watch way too much porn. Yes
>>You want to move to east asia. No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yes
>
>This is you isnt it, user?
Not really.

I think OP is assuming Sup Forums is full of cringey weeaboos lmao

I have a pretty good relationship with both my parents, other than that though, spot on

>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>its shit here
>eh

>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no
>You are the first or the only child.
no, youngest of 4
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
not only slightly
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no, my apartment isn not crammed
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
no
>You want to move to east asia.
yes
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
yes

>textbased porn games

please elaborate

most of these are wrong, you suck at generalizing OP faggot, kys

There's just one more thing . . . If you weren't the faggot, why were your "dick sucking boots" on the back porch after the contractor had left?

Level 31 wizard reporting. I have transcended beyond mortal needs.

Yeah and a large part of the population

Oh shit. You nailed it down to the last detail OP.

>don't think I'm smarter than my peers
>Parents'house is in the country
>Fairly close with parents
>Fuck east Asia

>nope
>try again
>not even close
>ha... nah
>keep trying
>you suck at this
>who hasn't
>you even trying
>define too much
>hell no
>meh

>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no
>You are the first or the only child.
no
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
no, confidence destroyed by parents, but regained with success in college/work
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
yes
>You watch way too much porn.
not anymore
>You want to move to east asia.
no, to Canada maybe (coming from europe)
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
... add trustworthy

>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes
>You are the first or the only child.
NO
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
YES
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nah, not the suburbs
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
NO
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
NO
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
NO
>You watch way too much porn.
NO
>You want to move to east asia.
no what the fuck should i do there
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
nah,

pretty much everything you can find on tfgamessite.com sometimes you can find a true gem of storytelling and porn

< pic related
left is free cities a slave tycoon kind of game
and right is trap quest which is pretty much a rougelike

>Mixed
>yes
>first
>yes, an opinion based on the fact that I have always gotten higher standardized test scores than my peers
>with my parents
>yesx2
>no
>no
>no
>either Tokyo, Toronto, or Seattle
>married to my career, dont have time for girls right now. would like one at some point tho.


6.5/11. not bad Mr user

>You are a white male.
half white, half jap
>Youre between 1 and 25 years old.
24, so yup
>You are the first or the only child.
>You have always considered yourself slightly
smarter than your peers.
smarter then average. depends on the peer
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
alone in a crammed flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
completely true
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
nah, suicide is retarded
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
kinda
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
not move. I want to visit japan though
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
and sex too

You forgot that we have bbc folders I mean redpill folders

Pretty good, 90% accuracy, i r8 8/8 gr8 m8

If he listed that big black cock aficionado he'd be at 100%

My relationship withat my parents isn't as distant as it used to be and I don't want to live in Asia, but other than that you're spot on user.

Ha! Jokes on you, im 27 faggot.

And big black cocks he missed that too

To a T, except for one condition

>tfw 28 and still no kind gf to spend the rest of your life with

Apart from being a white male you literally got all else wrong. Sorry bud

>You are a white male.
Yes.
>You're between 17 and 25 years old.
No.
>You are the first or the only child.
No.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents.
Yes.
>You watch way too much porn.
Yes.
>You want to move to east Asia.
No.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yes, but I think it's too hazardous, which makes it a no. I mostly like furry tots anyways.

>You are a white male.
Yep
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Nope starting to get old damn
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope got a brother
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Everyone else but me is an idiot that's sure
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Not really
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Kinda
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Never I can smoke some dank weed anytime I want I got a job and money
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Nope I love my parents
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope I live in Vancouver don't want to move
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Yep

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
Only
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Live with girlfriend in spacious apartment.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
More then twice.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Not by choice, father is dead and mother is a cunt.
>You watch way too much porn.
Nope, got a girlfriend. I haven't fapped on my own in months.
>You want to move to east asia.
No. I'm fine with staying in Europe, i'm not some weeb.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already there.

Fuck now I have to rewatch those. Thanks asshole!

yes
yes
no
before yes, but now no
yes until next year
yes
no
don't know
not too much, but I know it will become a problem if I don't stop soon
no
nope, just want someone who will be fun and then move onto the next one.

Yes in the entirety except for East Asia part. I'm already living in South East Asia.

>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I'm fine living in the US, and my boyfriend is close enough

>You are a white male.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.

ISTP master race.

>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no, older
>You are the first or the only child.
yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no, alone in a roomy flat
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
no
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
haven't we all
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
don't we all
>You want to move to east asia.
no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
don't we all

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
No
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Meh 50/50
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
No
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
No
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
No

4/11

Come again you stupid fgt

Damn, I'm not white. I'm brown. Second child.
> Did not read.

Pretty spot on except for the asia part.

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Eh
No
And yes .
How the f can you be that accurate ?

Nice copy pasta OP.

>Talentless, uncreative loser with too much time.

That's you, OP.

First few are right, but I have a flatmate, never seriously suicidal, don't watch all that much porn, only want to visit Asia, and I'm pretty sure I'm gay.

>You are a white male.
yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
22
>You are the first or the only child.
yes
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Before
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
yes
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
yes
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
very yes
>You watch way too much porn.
no, i masturbate daily but without porn
>You want to move to east asia.
no, i want to visit but no living
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
no

>>You are a white male.
yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yes
>>You are the first or the only child.
no
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
no
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
no
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
no
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>>You watch way too much porn.
>>You want to move to east asia.
hell no
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
umm why not just say find a hot wife? like wtf kind of neck beard shit is just saying a GF?

>You are a white male.
Agreed.
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yup.
>You are the first or the only child.
Also true.
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nah. There are a lot of people who are smarter.
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
I live in my own house.
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Never. Suicide is extremely stupid, and I'd wish that people who are in fact doing it, would at least send a message to a hospital beforehand, so that their organs can still be used. At least killing themselves helped someone else in that case.
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
My parents are white trash.
>You watch way too much porn.
Is there a thing as too much porn?
>You want to move to east asia.
I'm happy in Germany, so nah, fuck that.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Most of all I want a shitload of money and a great body. Working on both.

That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say

Lmao those are some shitty generalized statements. Not me at all.

>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>>You are the first or the only child.
No
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, parents live in a rural area
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
No, more than once or twice
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Dad, yes. Mom, no, but it's getting there
>>You watch way too much porn.
Yes
>>You want to move to east asia.
Fuck No
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Not really. I'd like a kind girlfriend to have a relationship with boundaries with until i want to be alone again
>This is you isnt it, user?
No, user.

Apart from livig alone and gf thing ( i have a gf i live with) pretty much.

> having children
> 2016

You were spot on until,

>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
>You watch way too much porn.
>You want to move to east asia.
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.

Distaced? You mean Distanced? Nah man me and my family are very close.

I don't watch much porn at all these days, I maybe jerk off once every week or two.

I don't think id move to any part of Asia, although I wouldn't mind visiting and experiencing their culture.

Fuck, alright I wouldnt mind having a cute gf and a nice loving relationship where we spend the rest of our lifes together.
Who doesnt want that though?

>You are a white male.
correct
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
false
>You are the first or the only child.
false
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
false
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
correct
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
correct
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
correct
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
correct
>You watch way too much porn.
correct
>You want to move to east asia.
false, been there and found out that I do like my country much better
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
correct

>You are a white male.
yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
nope, old guy (40)
>>You are the first or the only child.
nope, 2nd
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
nope.
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
shared flat: it sucks
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
not that functional anymore
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
oh yes.
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
i speak to them every few months briefly on the phone.
>>You watch way too much porn.
... well, yes, yes i do.
>>You want to move to east asia.
nope. i want to visit rural china and maybe thailand/cambodia
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I'll probably kill myself withing the next 5 years t.b.h

>You are a white male.
yeah
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
yeah
>You are the first or the only child.
yeah
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
yeah
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
alone in a flat, yeah
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
yeah
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
more
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no
>You watch way too much porn.
who doesnt
>You want to move to east asia.
im not a weeb
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
of course, are you retarded

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 30
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope, youngest of 4
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Thats because theyre all dumbasses
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Yes, live with mother and take care of house for her
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yep
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
When my brother was dying in the hospital
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Dad is dead, thats pretty distant
>You watch way too much porn.
Not often, have fuckbuddy
>You want to move to east asia.
I would visit but not live there
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Read

>>You are a white male.
don't assume my gender shitlord
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
no I am not a little kid
>>You are the first or the only child.
youngest.. wrong again
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
"smarter" doesn't mean anything in my book. point is moot as hell
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
actually I live in a barrel with my pupper. pic related
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
this is natural to most humans. we are solitary creatures unless we are eating or fucking
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
anyone who isn't a total moron has probably thought about offing themselves once or twice
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
no not really
>>You watch way too much porn.
what is "too much" that literally means nothing
>>You want to move to east asia.
as opposed to "west asia"? no not particularly. I would go back to the land of my fathers in IRL
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
I already had a very serious gf once. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else
WOW op this list fucking sucks. you were wronger than anybody could ever be wrong. literally end yourself

> why not just say find a hot wife?
because most people arent religious today

>>You are a white male.
check
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
nope
>>You are the first or the only child.
nope
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
nope
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
nope
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
check
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
nope
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
nope
>>You watch way too much porn.
define 'too much'
>>You want to move to east asia.
HELL no
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
nope, I'm gay lol

yes
yes
no
no
no
no but yes
no
yes
yes
no fuck you
yes

>you were wrong nigger

>>You are a white male.
Yes
>>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
No, 31
>>You are the first or the only child.
Yes
>>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yes, but no longer
>>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
No, live with one of my best bros, plenty of rooml
>>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness
Yes, but I don't like being alone
>>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes. Even though I don't want to die, so the thought itself scared me. Anxiety I guess.
>>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents
Used to, now I'm pretty close.
>>You watch way too much porn
...maybe
>>You want to move to east asia
No.
>>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
Yes

>You are a white male
Yes
>You're between 17 and 25 years old
Yes. 20
>You are the first or only child
Nope. Middle child
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers
Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat
Kind of. I live with my friend and his family
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
In the past yes, but I'm doing a lot better
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents
Not necessarily. Since I'm the middle, I never really get any attention anyway
>You watch way too much porn
Not really no
>You want to move to east asia
Not in the slightest
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with
I mean I'm not opposed to the idea, but I got some time before I need to worry about it

>You are a white male.
Nope
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yup
>You are the first or the only child.
Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Nope
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Narp
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
You get half a point got being half right
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Hasn't everyone onceor twice? Nothing remotely habitual
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Half a point
>You watch way too much porn.
No
>You want to move to east asia.
Maybe
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Wife or gf I breed or raise kids with

Not really me but I can see why you post this op.

Yes.

>I found a picture of your grandfather

What would you expect from the cucks who didn't want to finalize Russia's demise

4 aren't me

is threre a name for all of this

>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no

>You are a white male.
Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old.
Yes
>You are the first or the only child.
First
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers.
Yeah
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat.
Not suburbs, but I'm moving out within the next few days
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
Yes
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
More than once or twice
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents.
Yes
>You watch way too much porn.
I don't want to admit it but yes
>You want to move to east asia.
Nope
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Already have one

Fuck you, freak.

>>>/tumblr/

>tfw to intelligent too consider myself smarter than my peers

Yes except for asia fuck asia fucking shithole

>they call me sexist racist misogynist trans-phobic and tell me to leave
>you call me freak and tell me to leave
i´m quite used to this treatment
also why the fuck would you tell me to go to tumblr