>You are a white male. >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. >You are the first or the only child. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. >You watch way too much porn. >You want to move to east asia. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
This is you isnt it, user?
Bentley Adams
Apart from the Asia part, yes
Josiah Baker
close, except i was homeless since i graduated until this january, moms dead, dads a cock but getting to be less of said cock, fuck asia, and i got me a bitch
Andrew Martin
>You are a white male. sadly >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. yes i´m slowly growing old >You are the first or the only child. all alone >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. i consider myself slightly below what a normal human should have in intelligence other people are either retarded or only "socially" intelligent >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. neither >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. i guess >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. constantly >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no it´s one of the few things keeping me from offing myself >You watch way too much porn. meh watching porn doesn´t get me up i rather play weird textbased porn games >You want to move to east asia. and be useless in a country i know not the language of? ehm no thanks >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. not most of all and i am indifferent to the gender but the jist fits
Christian Jenkins
>indifferent to gender fucking faggot
pic related left is u
Henry Phillips
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. No >You are the first or the only child. no >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. i guess >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No >You watch way too much porn. Yep >You want to move to east asia. Nope >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Already married
Christian Collins
What are you? Some kind of normal human being?!
Alexander Butler
Nothing from this list, 26, living on my own, aware that im not the smartest guy, tons of siblings, not very fond of Asian culture.
William Phillips
Nope. Also I don't eat spelling mistakes in my pasta.
Brody Brooks
Well, I browse Sup Forums, so I guess not...
Brody Phillips
>You are a white male. No >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >You are the first or the only child. Yes >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. No >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. No >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yes >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No >You watch way too much porn. No >You want to move to east asia. Yes >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. lol
Dominic Nguyen
is that mike rowe
Easton Cruz
nope
not bad, for it to be creepy you have to get em all, not just most
Hunter Rivera
Earnest p worrell, dicktard
Bentley Parker
it's his dad, ernest hemingway
Luke Butler
you cant tell me that cuntface doesnt resemble mike rowe in the slightest and if you do, go fuck yourself with a hitch post
Nicholas King
man, stereotypes exist for a reason i guess lol
Matthew Reyes
Email me at [email protected] for free space opera ebooks I wrote. No spam.
Cameron Evans
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. No, 26 >You are the first or the only child. Yes >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. I have not >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No, I live in a larger apartment >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. I like social situations as much as alone time >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. I have never >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. I am close to them >You watch way too much porn. I barely do porn >You want to move to east asia. I don't >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. I do, but I already have
Jaxon Morgan
>You are a white male. No, beaner. >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes, 17 >You are the first or the only child. No, youngest. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Not suburbs, currently in a ranch for winter. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yes >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yes >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Yes >You watch way too much porn. Yes >You want to move to east asia. No >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Don't care
Lucas Stewart
Enjoy ur b&
Justin Russell
>>You are a white male. Yup >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Nope >>You are the first or the only child. Nope >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Nope, I went to school with some smart people. >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Nope >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Nope >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Fuck that, living is awesome >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Nope >>You watch way too much porn. Nope >>You want to move to east asia. Not in the slightest >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yup
2/11 I suddenly feel better about myself. Thanks OP.
Elijah Phillips
>You are a white male. >Youre between 17 and 25 >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. (SUBURBS) >Functional in social situations but often find myself wanting to go out and do things with people >Never had a serious suicidal thought >Pretty close relationship with parents >I do watch a lot of porn >Fuck Asia >Who doesn't want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of their life with?
Joshua Mitchell
>You are a white male. Nope, Metis. >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Nope, 33. >You are the first or the only child. Nope, second child. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Nope, average intelligence. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Nope, own my own little house. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Nope, extremely social. >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yup, in my late teens. >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Yup, that's a good way to put it. >You watch way too much porn Nope, only a bit.. >You want to move to east asia. Nope, happy where I am. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Already have that, we're getting married in June.
Got a few, OP. Not bad at all.
Eli Rodriguez
>You are a white male. YES! >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. I'm 36 >You are the first or the only child. YES! >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Nope. Why would you think in such way? >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. I live in a 3 room flat with my wife. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Absolutely. Tranquility is bliss + i hate noise >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. When i was younger and hadn't stopped being a crybaby wuss >You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents. Only with dad (divorced parents). He's a salty cunt who doesn't care >You watch way too much porn. No, i have a wife that i can fuck anytime >You want to move to east asia. Fuck no, i hate gooks & their culture >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Got a wife. So i'm done with the pathetic single lifestyle
Jason Walker
>You are a white male. yeah >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. not between >You are the first or the only child. first >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. obv. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. suburb >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. im fcking awesome, but yea lonely >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. never >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. love my parents >You watch way too much porn. this a bad thing? >You want to move to east asia. fck to do in asia >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. cant really care bout this
you are way of bro
Connor Wood
>>You are a white male. Yep >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yep >>You are the first or the only child. Yes >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Im aware that im not, but still sometimes feel like i am >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Yeah >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yes >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yes >>You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents. Yes >>You watch way too much porn. Oooh yeah >>You want to move to east Asia. No >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Kind of
Connor Carter
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes (and I have her).
We're not all basement dwelling neets like you.
Gavin Jones
>You are a white male. Yes
>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes
>You are the first or the only child. Nope
>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Not my bad if they are a bunch of morons
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Nope
>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Indeed
>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice.
Yes >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. They're dead, not my choice
>You watch way too much porn. I enjoy porn, is 4-5 times a week way too much ?
>You want to move to east asia. Fuck no
>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Hell no, I just want todo whatever pleases me, not being constantly cried in the ear by a stupid whore
Carson Young
>>You are a white male. Yes >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >>You are the first or the only child. No >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. True >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. True >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No >>You watch way too much porn. Yes >>You want to move to east asia. No >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yes > >This is you isnt it, user? Not really.
Mason Clark
I think OP is assuming Sup Forums is full of cringey weeaboos lmao
Christopher Rogers
I have a pretty good relationship with both my parents, other than that though, spot on
>You are a white male. yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. no >You are the first or the only child. no, youngest of 4 >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. not only slightly >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. no, my apartment isn not crammed >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. yes >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. no >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no >You watch way too much porn. no >You want to move to east asia. yes >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. yes
Luis Sullivan
>textbased porn games
please elaborate
Mason Ward
most of these are wrong, you suck at generalizing OP faggot, kys
Noah Thompson
There's just one more thing . . . If you weren't the faggot, why were your "dick sucking boots" on the back porch after the contractor had left?
Jeremiah Smith
Level 31 wizard reporting. I have transcended beyond mortal needs.
Dominic Reed
Yeah and a large part of the population
Julian Gonzalez
Oh shit. You nailed it down to the last detail OP.
Christian Collins
>don't think I'm smarter than my peers >Parents'house is in the country >Fairly close with parents >Fuck east Asia
Jaxson Ward
>nope >try again >not even close >ha... nah >keep trying >you suck at this >who hasn't >you even trying >define too much >hell no >meh
William Jackson
>You are a white male. yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. no >You are the first or the only child. no >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. no, confidence destroyed by parents, but regained with success in college/work >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. no >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. yes >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. no >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. yes >You watch way too much porn. not anymore >You want to move to east asia. no, to Canada maybe (coming from europe) >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. ... add trustworthy
Michael Rodriguez
>You are a white male. yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. yes >You are the first or the only child. NO >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. YES >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. nah, not the suburbs >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. NO >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. NO >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. NO >You watch way too much porn. NO >You want to move to east asia. no what the fuck should i do there >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. nah,
Jaxon Sanders
pretty much everything you can find on tfgamessite.com sometimes you can find a true gem of storytelling and porn
< pic related left is free cities a slave tycoon kind of game and right is trap quest which is pretty much a rougelike
Nathaniel Baker
>Mixed >yes >first >yes, an opinion based on the fact that I have always gotten higher standardized test scores than my peers >with my parents >yesx2 >no >no >no >either Tokyo, Toronto, or Seattle >married to my career, dont have time for girls right now. would like one at some point tho.
6.5/11. not bad Mr user
Isaac Rodriguez
>You are a white male. half white, half jap >Youre between 1 and 25 years old. 24, so yup >You are the first or the only child. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. smarter then average. depends on the peer >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. alone in a crammed flat >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. completely true >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. nah, suicide is retarded >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. kinda >You watch way too much porn. >You want to move to east asia. not move. I want to visit japan though >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. and sex too
Brody Sanchez
You forgot that we have bbc folders I mean redpill folders
Carter Roberts
Pretty good, 90% accuracy, i r8 8/8 gr8 m8
Jace Martinez
If he listed that big black cock aficionado he'd be at 100%
Jacob Cook
My relationship withat my parents isn't as distant as it used to be and I don't want to live in Asia, but other than that you're spot on user.
Brody Wright
Ha! Jokes on you, im 27 faggot.
Henry Wilson
And big black cocks he missed that too
Luis Gonzalez
To a T, except for one condition
>tfw 28 and still no kind gf to spend the rest of your life with
Gabriel Lee
Apart from being a white male you literally got all else wrong. Sorry bud
Mason Wilson
>You are a white male. Yes. >You're between 17 and 25 years old. No. >You are the first or the only child. No. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yes. >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yes. >You have, by choice, a pretty distanced relationship with your parents. Yes. >You watch way too much porn. Yes. >You want to move to east Asia. No. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yes, but I think it's too hazardous, which makes it a no. I mostly like furry tots anyways.
Ryan Diaz
>You are a white male. Yep >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Nope starting to get old damn >You are the first or the only child. Nope got a brother >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Everyone else but me is an idiot that's sure >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Not really >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Kinda >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Never I can smoke some dank weed anytime I want I got a job and money >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Nope I love my parents >You watch way too much porn. Nope >You want to move to east asia. Nope I live in Vancouver don't want to move >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Yep
Elijah Parker
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >You are the first or the only child. Only >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Live with girlfriend in spacious apartment. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yep >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. More then twice. >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Not by choice, father is dead and mother is a cunt. >You watch way too much porn. Nope, got a girlfriend. I haven't fapped on my own in months. >You want to move to east asia. No. I'm fine with staying in Europe, i'm not some weeb. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Already there.
Carter Brooks
Fuck now I have to rewatch those. Thanks asshole!
Asher Adams
yes yes no before yes, but now no yes until next year yes no don't know not too much, but I know it will become a problem if I don't stop soon no nope, just want someone who will be fun and then move onto the next one.
Ryan Reed
Yes in the entirety except for East Asia part. I'm already living in South East Asia.
Chase Foster
>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. >You want to move to east asia. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I'm fine living in the US, and my boyfriend is close enough
Jack Kelly
>You are a white male. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness.
ISTP master race.
Camden Ward
>You are a white male. yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. no, older >You are the first or the only child. yes >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. yes >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. no, alone in a roomy flat >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. no >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. haven't we all >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no >You watch way too much porn. don't we all >You want to move to east asia. no >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. don't we all
Caleb Ward
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >You are the first or the only child. No >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Yes >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Meh 50/50 >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. No >You watch way too much porn. No >You want to move to east asia. No >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. No
4/11
Come again you stupid fgt
Ayden Lopez
Damn, I'm not white. I'm brown. Second child. > Did not read.
Daniel Nguyen
Pretty spot on except for the asia part.
Brandon Watson
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No Yes Eh No And yes . How the f can you be that accurate ?
Ayden Gray
Nice copy pasta OP.
>Talentless, uncreative loser with too much time.
That's you, OP.
Wyatt Torres
First few are right, but I have a flatmate, never seriously suicidal, don't watch all that much porn, only want to visit Asia, and I'm pretty sure I'm gay.
Jacob Lewis
>You are a white male. yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. 22 >You are the first or the only child. yes >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Before >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. yes >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. yes >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. yes >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. very yes >You watch way too much porn. no, i masturbate daily but without porn >You want to move to east asia. no, i want to visit but no living >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. no
Daniel Mitchell
>>You are a white male. yes >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. yes >>You are the first or the only child. no >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. yes >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. no >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. no >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. no >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no >>You watch way too much porn. >>You want to move to east asia. hell no >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. umm why not just say find a hot wife? like wtf kind of neck beard shit is just saying a GF?
Christian Brooks
>You are a white male. Agreed. >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yup. >You are the first or the only child. Also true. >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Nah. There are a lot of people who are smarter. >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. I live in my own house. >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yep. >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Never. Suicide is extremely stupid, and I'd wish that people who are in fact doing it, would at least send a message to a hospital beforehand, so that their organs can still be used. At least killing themselves helped someone else in that case. >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. My parents are white trash. >You watch way too much porn. Is there a thing as too much porn? >You want to move to east asia. I'm happy in Germany, so nah, fuck that. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Most of all I want a shitload of money and a great body. Working on both.
Josiah Garcia
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
Jacob Sullivan
Lmao those are some shitty generalized statements. Not me at all.
Nolan Richardson
>>You are a white male. Yes >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >>You are the first or the only child. No >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No, parents live in a rural area >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yes >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. No, more than once or twice >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Dad, yes. Mom, no, but it's getting there >>You watch way too much porn. Yes >>You want to move to east asia. Fuck No >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Not really. I'd like a kind girlfriend to have a relationship with boundaries with until i want to be alone again >This is you isnt it, user? No, user.
Jaxon Ortiz
Apart from livig alone and gf thing ( i have a gf i live with) pretty much.
Blake Thompson
> having children > 2016
Jeremiah Rogers
You were spot on until,
>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. >You watch way too much porn. >You want to move to east asia. >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with.
Distaced? You mean Distanced? Nah man me and my family are very close.
I don't watch much porn at all these days, I maybe jerk off once every week or two.
I don't think id move to any part of Asia, although I wouldn't mind visiting and experiencing their culture.
Fuck, alright I wouldnt mind having a cute gf and a nice loving relationship where we spend the rest of our lifes together. Who doesnt want that though?
Michael Watson
>You are a white male. correct >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. false >You are the first or the only child. false >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. false >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. correct >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. correct >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. correct >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. correct >You watch way too much porn. correct >You want to move to east asia. false, been there and found out that I do like my country much better >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. correct
Jordan Lee
>You are a white male. yes >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. nope, old guy (40) >>You are the first or the only child. nope, 2nd >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. nope. >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. shared flat: it sucks >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. not that functional anymore >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. oh yes. >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. i speak to them every few months briefly on the phone. >>You watch way too much porn. ... well, yes, yes i do. >>You want to move to east asia. nope. i want to visit rural china and maybe thailand/cambodia >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. I'll probably kill myself withing the next 5 years t.b.h
Jack Gray
>You are a white male. yeah >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. yeah >You are the first or the only child. yeah >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. yeah >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. alone in a flat, yeah >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. yeah >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. more >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no >You watch way too much porn. who doesnt >You want to move to east asia. im not a weeb >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. of course, are you retarded
David Lopez
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. No, 30 >You are the first or the only child. Nope, youngest of 4 >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Thats because theyre all dumbasses >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Yes, live with mother and take care of house for her >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yep >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. When my brother was dying in the hospital >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Dad is dead, thats pretty distant >You watch way too much porn. Not often, have fuckbuddy >You want to move to east asia. I would visit but not live there >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Read
Evan Lewis
>>You are a white male. don't assume my gender shitlord >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. no I am not a little kid >>You are the first or the only child. youngest.. wrong again >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. "smarter" doesn't mean anything in my book. point is moot as hell >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. actually I live in a barrel with my pupper. pic related >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. this is natural to most humans. we are solitary creatures unless we are eating or fucking >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. anyone who isn't a total moron has probably thought about offing themselves once or twice >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. no not really >>You watch way too much porn. what is "too much" that literally means nothing >>You want to move to east asia. as opposed to "west asia"? no not particularly. I would go back to the land of my fathers in IRL >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. I already had a very serious gf once. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else WOW op this list fucking sucks. you were wronger than anybody could ever be wrong. literally end yourself
Ethan Bailey
> why not just say find a hot wife? because most people arent religious today
Wyatt Perry
>>You are a white male. check >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. nope >>You are the first or the only child. nope >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. nope >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. nope >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. check >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. nope >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. nope >>You watch way too much porn. define 'too much' >>You want to move to east asia. HELL no >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. nope, I'm gay lol
Gavin Phillips
yes yes no no no no but yes no yes yes no fuck you yes
>you were wrong nigger
Julian Watson
>>You are a white male. Yes >>Youre between 17 and 25 years old. No, 31 >>You are the first or the only child. Yes >>You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yes, but no longer >>You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. No, live with one of my best bros, plenty of rooml >>You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness Yes, but I don't like being alone >>You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Yes. Even though I don't want to die, so the thought itself scared me. Anxiety I guess. >>You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents Used to, now I'm pretty close. >>You watch way too much porn ...maybe >>You want to move to east asia No. >>Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with Yes
Austin Jenkins
>You are a white male Yes >You're between 17 and 25 years old Yes. 20 >You are the first or only child Nope. Middle child >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers Nope >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat Kind of. I live with my friend and his family >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. In the past yes, but I'm doing a lot better >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents Not necessarily. Since I'm the middle, I never really get any attention anyway >You watch way too much porn Not really no >You want to move to east asia Not in the slightest >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with I mean I'm not opposed to the idea, but I got some time before I need to worry about it
Kevin Hernandez
>You are a white male. Nope >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yup >You are the first or the only child. Nope >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Nope >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Narp >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. You get half a point got being half right >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. Hasn't everyone onceor twice? Nothing remotely habitual >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Half a point >You watch way too much porn. No >You want to move to east asia. Maybe >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Wife or gf I breed or raise kids with
Not really me but I can see why you post this op.
Carson Edwards
Yes.
Eli Watson
>I found a picture of your grandfather
What would you expect from the cucks who didn't want to finalize Russia's demise
Parker Davis
4 aren't me
Ryder Hall
is threre a name for all of this
Kayden Turner
>yes >yes >no >no >no >yes >yes >yes >no >no
Michael Young
>You are a white male. Yes >Youre between 17 and 25 years old. Yes >You are the first or the only child. First >You have always considered yourself slightly smarter than your peers. Yeah >You either live with your parents in the suburbs or live alone in a crammed flat. Not suburbs, but I'm moving out within the next few days >You are quite functional in social situations, but you still prefer loneliness. Yes >You have had serious suicidal thoughts once or twice. More than once or twice >You have, by choice, a pretty distaced relationship with your parents. Yes >You watch way too much porn. I don't want to admit it but yes >You want to move to east asia. Nope >Most of all you want a kind girlfriend to spend the rest of your life with. Already have one
Adrian Hall
Fuck you, freak.
>>>/tumblr/
Jeremiah Hall
>tfw to intelligent too consider myself smarter than my peers
Ayden Perez
Yes except for asia fuck asia fucking shithole
Jonathan Taylor
>they call me sexist racist misogynist trans-phobic and tell me to leave >you call me freak and tell me to leave i´m quite used to this treatment also why the fuck would you tell me to go to tumblr