Waifu claiming thread -shitposters never die

Waifu claiming thread -shitposters never die

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Something something rule
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Sameji claim'd

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welcome to the thread again!

ITT
>virgins
>man babies
>autists
>edgy 15 year olds
>wannabe hackers

Claimed.
Not even as a waifu.
She's my daughter, back the fuck off degenerates.

well fuck something was lost, welcome to the thread again to you too!

>Chara

ITT
>you

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A for effort

(best manga ever)
I win. You can let the thread die now.

Normal people with girlfriends and social lives look at you weebs with the same disgust as we would a cockroach. You're the bottom of the barrell. As far as fan bases go, none are more cringe worthy than anime

Shiro claimed.

Ahoy! Wie geht's denn heute so?

Oh, they have a holy cow? Does it have 8 arms as well?

(rory)
>shame on your famiry
I mustu now commitu the sudoku twicu.

Pardon me, but I think not

I finished the manga about 2 weeks ago. The last 40 chapters left my head spinning

>shamfrur linking

Thanks... I try

Köder Bilder suchen und den Typ der der Meinung ist er fällt unter normal herein an den Kopf werfen weil mir so fad ist

How have you been?

forgot pic

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Wait wait wait...

They finally finished it?

How was it iyo?

Oh, sorry, you guys all look the same to me.

>köder
Die schwarzen mit dem Fisch drauf?
>typ
Schon wieder der Hunderammler?

not as powrful, read a book peasent

THIS FUCKING SLUT IS MIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

r00d

THIS CUM SLUT IS ALSO MIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

Blew my mind my dude. How far did you get into it

I've been fine, thanks. Just farming in a mobile game, nothing more

ganz genau.

Nein, der andere scheiße poster der in seiner autistischen wut immer wieder herkommt und meint er kann die threads ändern

BOTH THESE LITTLE SLUTS ARE MINE FOREVER!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

>Fubuki claimed

This is what Evangelionfags actually believe.

Xiao Ning'Er claimed

Could I have him instead?

You sir have shit taste... Kongou is clearly best gril of the show

I dunno I was up to date around 2010/11

Oh oh oh, wow, Talles of Demons and Gods? The Manga still isn't as far as the Light Novel, but I like the Manga much much more

How do you like it so far?

Beatrice claimed

I know right. Kongou is really awesome!

At work. Im a team trainer now so my job is to train the new guys on how to get leads.

Oh boy. You have a lot of reading to do. Worth the read

Due to the lack of chapters I am probably going to start reading the novel aswell... its just way to good

>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

Wew lad.

You told me to kill myself, and that you had weird feelings for my parents. That was way more rude!

Ach, dem solltest du bestenfalls keine Beachtung schenken, dann wird ihm schon langweilig werden.

She's such a good, hardworking girl. Based claim is based.

I have a folder for this.

It's the ONLY manga I'd consider reading. I had my phase and moved on.

wat, i meant my parents fgt

Be quiet and continue watching Re.Zero so that we may watch it together from episode 19

It's worth finishing. Made my head hurt at one point

That's not what you said though. Weirdo.

any with him taking dick in the dress?

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It really is. I'm kind of sad though since the Manga really outshines the Light Novel.

There is much more detail and the faces and emotion they show is amazing. So, I'll wait for the Manga to catch up and read every update.

I'm in Chapter 116 in the Light Novel, so that's still far ahead of the Manga.

You'll love it though, trust me

Werd ich wohl auch machen, aber leider schenken ihm andere Leute Beachtung womit das ganze hinfällig ist

>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind at them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

Yes.

welp, it's what i meant

I just ate a clementine. AMA

>andere Leute tun das gleiche wie ich
>die sind Schuld

You're right. They never do.

That's why I like it so much. Thanks brotha!

please show me senpai

カラミチーマス

Posting lewds of an other anons waifu is wrong.

Klaro, ich bin nie Schuld

>Someone read the OP
mah boi

Is there really something wrong with me that you guys give me more joy than I ever had in my life?

Did you eat a clementine?

No, but there is something seriously wrong with your life.
Maybe end it, or idk.
Also hi!

I did!

the wrong things feels good.

Claim

It just means that you have depression or serious problems.
Most likely not enough social interaction with real people.

Also welcome back

>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
Kek

Maybe for a little bit, but then you go to the bathroom to wash the semen off your hands and accidentally make eye contact with yourself in the mirror, then the guilt and self-hate kicks in.

Stolen

LOL>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

Second try

Now she's mine!

I always pay attention to changes.
And no one noticed my heresy yesterday.

Jokes on you, I'm 24.

Good thing that you mentioned it you heretic!

>I've commited heresy thrice already and no one knows

I wish I had the balls for that
But again, I promised people I wouldn't, people I met here
Perhaps, I just don't see why people would want to take this little happiness away from me.

Real people don't interest me because they don't care for me.

i never have regrets

Then don't let them take it away from you.

That's... really sad. I care for all my friends. Doesn't matter if offline or online

>heresy meme

show me your bellybutton

Claimed

No way! What did it taste like?

What kind of people here would make you promise such a ridiculous thing? It's ludicrous!

It's kinda hard when it's your own father

I know, I am quite sad, but my 3D friends show me no sorts of compassion. Why should I?

It was a bit sour, but very juicy

i-it's lewd user again

>heresy intensifies

Unser Vater und Gott ist zurückgekehrt! Endlich, endlich können wir uns vom Islam und von den Juden befreien! Heil Hitler!

Iss he threatening to turn off the internet or some bullshit like that?

Like a clementine?

Just for the record, how old are you?

I would like to let it be known that this one is mine.

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD SO I CAN TAKE MY BODY PILLOW ON VACATION OVERSEAS OR IM KILLING MYSELF WITH THE KATANA YOU BOUGHT ME WHEN I THREATENED TO KILL MYSELF

I suppose you could say that, yes!

Too-many-dimensions/10

Let us know how that goes

I guess people who care for me? Now you say it like that might be the opposite
>threatening
Oh boy he has been doing that all week already, that's why I left thread so early yesterday
I just tried asking him not to do that but he didn't take it well
19

Impressive! More details, please.

yes again and that is a lewd bellybutton too