I'm horny, roll dubs and I'll ask her to help me cum

I'm horny, roll dubs and I'll ask her to help me cum

roll

fuck asking her to help you cum, ask her if she likes huey lewis and the news

how about roll dubs and you shove a chainsaw in your dick hole

roll

roll

Reroll

Damn this

suck my cock

wubba lubba dub dub

lmfao u guys suck at getting dubs

GIVE ME DUBS

Send dick to her asking: R8 m8?

WHAT R DUBS

hey baby wanna lick my rectum

Roll

Nah

Kek

SIXTUPLETS

Rulls

Roll

ok what do i say

Check m

rollllerino

Rall

say u want to suck her cock

Dubbies!

Checked

Tesco?

need something to say, no dumb shit.

Roll

roll

hey ells

roll

Just say something and post results you fucking retard

Omfgggg I'm so nervous what's she's gonna say :(

FUCKING FAGGOT, SEVERAL DUBS, YOU CHOSE NONE

"Hi!"... maybe

What now? I'm shaking

What's the background? Who is she to you?

Your last thread was pretty good. I like you.
...
Who's dumb enough to fall for this then? Let's see!

pls guys idk how to talk to girls, i want to get laid.

tell her you want to chop your balls off and put them in her asshole.

How/what she doing

re roll

Look ells i think youre pretty awesome, which is why i need your help with something

Bate, but rolling anyways.

Okay I'm calming down a little, how am I doing?

Terrible, call her a nigger and send dick pic.

Already fucked up with the double whatsup danny bear

>This

you are doing very well. tell her that you're tired so ur probably gonna go sleep right now

gotta drop some hints faggot. she isnt gonna suck you dick if you dont say youre interested in her

Guys don't say mean things it will ruin my chance

Dont listen to this guy. Its ruined

Hey children. Can anybody here figure out how this is bullshit?

Say your super bored and don't know what to do.

You ruined your own chance with this beta reaponse

8:06?

Wtf I thought girls sexy and fun, she boring me

its really sad that your with tescos ;(

well maybe if you werent a fucking autist, you would have a better conversation.

Send me a picture of your spread asshole

SHE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE YOU DUMB SLUT

Also roll

We should make a porno

Btw if this is trips you need to post said video

Say I'm just tired and in bed, come over

You heard the man, Op

I can't do it I'm not alpha enough FUAAARK

Tell her you are jerking it, thinking about how beautiful she is

OP is fag.

You dumb fuck , she already told you what she is doing you loser.

AHAHAHHAHA ARE YOU RUSSIAN OR SOMETHING? THE ENGLAND IS STRONG IN U JEDI

Beta faggot ''are u doing anything'' after u just asked LMAO

DO IT OP YOU FUCKEN PUSSY

Wow you started the game and you pussed out

-2 billion points to gryfindor

op
tell her that you want to get coffee or some shit

starbucks is always a safe haven for first dates

Dubs have spoken

Do the lords work user

Ask her if she wants to hang out later, you dumb fuck

Dude grow a fucking pair. Would you rather fuck up by being too much of a pussy or by being too bold?
Say "i want a picture of your fine ass before I watch it bounce on my dick"

> ells
> Danny bear

kill yourselves

Yo bro's wtf I wanted to jerk it now she talking about cats

This

Ask her if she likes sausage too with a ;)

Rol. Tell her to send you a vid of her moaning user

Hey, how about you come over and we can watch a movie or something?

Talking about eating sausage, how about you come over and eat mine.

Be like "so u lost your virginity yesterday?" Lmao

Seriously though, do make a move or you'll regret it! Trust me

Change the subject matter you have to control the convo.

Tell her to send you a photo of her beautiful face.

Ask her if she wants extra sausage. Have you never watched porn?

rolling

This.

ask her to send pic of sharpie in pooper

When she does, than you say wow you are very pretty. Can i get another.

Tell her you wanna lick her turd cutter clean

Then send one of yourself. Than take one of your butt in underwear and say does my butt look big.

Seriously OP if you want to get laid, not just pictures, don't ask over the Internet like a beta. Create a situation where it would be easy to lead to that, like watching a movie when you're home alone or some shit. This is embarrassing

Fuck I think I have autism idk what I was thinking

Trips have spoken. Also, kek.

Since this thread is a b8, can anyone tell me a funny movie to watch m8?

Then she will prob laugh and say some shit, be like i bet its better than yours. Let me see.

This shit easy. All girls are the same. You have to be playful.