I'm horny, roll dubs and I'll ask her to help me cum
I'm horny, roll dubs and I'll ask her to help me cum
roll
fuck asking her to help you cum, ask her if she likes huey lewis and the news
how about roll dubs and you shove a chainsaw in your dick hole
roll
roll
Reroll
Damn this
suck my cock
wubba lubba dub dub
lmfao u guys suck at getting dubs
GIVE ME DUBS
Send dick to her asking: R8 m8?
WHAT R DUBS
hey baby wanna lick my rectum
Roll
Nah
Kek
SIXTUPLETS
Rulls
Roll
ok what do i say
Check m
rollllerino
Rall
say u want to suck her cock
Dubbies!
Checked
Tesco?
need something to say, no dumb shit.
Roll
roll
hey ells
roll
Just say something and post results you fucking retard
Omfgggg I'm so nervous what's she's gonna say :(
FUCKING FAGGOT, SEVERAL DUBS, YOU CHOSE NONE
"Hi!"... maybe
What now? I'm shaking
What's the background? Who is she to you?
Your last thread was pretty good. I like you.
...
Who's dumb enough to fall for this then? Let's see!
pls guys idk how to talk to girls, i want to get laid.
tell her you want to chop your balls off and put them in her asshole.
How/what she doing
re roll
Look ells i think youre pretty awesome, which is why i need your help with something
Bate, but rolling anyways.
Okay I'm calming down a little, how am I doing?
Terrible, call her a nigger and send dick pic.
Already fucked up with the double whatsup danny bear
>This
you are doing very well. tell her that you're tired so ur probably gonna go sleep right now
gotta drop some hints faggot. she isnt gonna suck you dick if you dont say youre interested in her
Guys don't say mean things it will ruin my chance
Dont listen to this guy. Its ruined
Hey children. Can anybody here figure out how this is bullshit?
Say your super bored and don't know what to do.
You ruined your own chance with this beta reaponse
8:06?
Wtf I thought girls sexy and fun, she boring me
its really sad that your with tescos ;(
well maybe if you werent a fucking autist, you would have a better conversation.
Send me a picture of your spread asshole
SHE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE YOU DUMB SLUT
Also roll
We should make a porno
Btw if this is trips you need to post said video
Say I'm just tired and in bed, come over
You heard the man, Op
I can't do it I'm not alpha enough FUAAARK
Tell her you are jerking it, thinking about how beautiful she is
OP is fag.
You dumb fuck , she already told you what she is doing you loser.
AHAHAHHAHA ARE YOU RUSSIAN OR SOMETHING? THE ENGLAND IS STRONG IN U JEDI
Beta faggot ''are u doing anything'' after u just asked LMAO
DO IT OP YOU FUCKEN PUSSY
Wow you started the game and you pussed out
-2 billion points to gryfindor
op
tell her that you want to get coffee or some shit
starbucks is always a safe haven for first dates
Dubs have spoken
Do the lords work user
Ask her if she wants to hang out later, you dumb fuck
Dude grow a fucking pair. Would you rather fuck up by being too much of a pussy or by being too bold?
Say "i want a picture of your fine ass before I watch it bounce on my dick"
> ells
> Danny bear
kill yourselves
Yo bro's wtf I wanted to jerk it now she talking about cats
This
Ask her if she likes sausage too with a ;)
Rol. Tell her to send you a vid of her moaning user
Hey, how about you come over and we can watch a movie or something?
Talking about eating sausage, how about you come over and eat mine.
Be like "so u lost your virginity yesterday?" Lmao
Seriously though, do make a move or you'll regret it! Trust me
Change the subject matter you have to control the convo.
Tell her to send you a photo of her beautiful face.
Ask her if she wants extra sausage. Have you never watched porn?
rolling
This.
ask her to send pic of sharpie in pooper
When she does, than you say wow you are very pretty. Can i get another.
Tell her you wanna lick her turd cutter clean
Then send one of yourself. Than take one of your butt in underwear and say does my butt look big.
Seriously OP if you want to get laid, not just pictures, don't ask over the Internet like a beta. Create a situation where it would be easy to lead to that, like watching a movie when you're home alone or some shit. This is embarrassing
Fuck I think I have autism idk what I was thinking
Trips have spoken. Also, kek.
Since this thread is a b8, can anyone tell me a funny movie to watch m8?
Then she will prob laugh and say some shit, be like i bet its better than yours. Let me see.
This shit easy. All girls are the same. You have to be playful.