I have this pocket pussy, but I am getting kind a bored with it

I have this pocket pussy, but I am getting kind a bored with it.
Anyone have creative ideas that could make this toy exciting again? (It also has a hole at the end)

Install it as a silencer on a gun.
Timestamp pics here.

Put a nail inside

pour hot sauce in it! I'll mail you a bottle if you want!

Of course it has a hole at the end. Thats where you are supposed to put your dick. What have you been doing, licking it?

Cut a hole in a melon and insert your pocket pussy into the melon. Then fuck that melon.

Write your mother's name on it

use icy hot as lube

Put elastic bins around it to make it tighter

Install your pussy in a motorcycle so that you can fuck your bike while you ride.

Fill it with a broken glass

mini vac attach to back
congrats you can now vacuum those hard to get areas

this

put bleach in it

Put it on the end of a power drill. Give it a spin. Post results.

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Fix it to a fan

Put the whole thing inside of your asshole and then fuck it.

Kek

Put a vibrator inside somehow, or carve out a hole underneath. My pocketpussy came with two holes next to eachother, one to fuck and one to place a cylinder-shaped vibrator thingy inside.

It feels amazing, I can cum without even jerking it up n down. Didn't think that shit was fucking possible before, but it is and it feels siiiick.

This. Its fuckin amazing, bro.

Put it in the exhaust of your car

To lazy to make timestamp, but hopefully this will make u laugh

LOL that dinosaur
Fuck me you long ass bitch!

"man-eater"

Bumping for more silliness

it reminds me of that pic of the woman with the dinosaur head in her ass

rolling for pocket pussy trumpet

it's time to doot like never before Sup Forumsrother

"stabbing a pussy"

OP can you fit your hand through it and wear it like a bracer?

I have a flute

forgot pic.
Its too small/tight for that

>Its too small/tight for that
Use more lube

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Anyone has more silly ideas?
Also somebody has some actual ideas on how to improve the toy? (The original reason I came here)

Someone already suggested rubber bands or something constricting around it to make it tighter.

Also, pic of dog licking it while looking confused

Ejaculate into it

doot the flute you madman!
DOOT THE FLUTE!

use it as a handle for the closest sword available

Anything gets better with hot sauce

Those things are super stretchy.
Clamp the back end firmly shut with one hand and blow into the vagina end as hard as you can and see how much you can inflate it.

Turn it inside out

I can just use my hands to make it tighter, also dont have a dog.

KEK

you have delivrar'd on 2 of my requests
god speed OP i will never forghetti

a real pussy maybe?

put it over your bathroom faucet and leave it there until the next time someone washes their hands

Put it in between your mattress and your bedframe, get on your knees and fuck :D

>:D

put it in your ass and get a guy to fuck you

this

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put it around a rocket
shoot it into space as a gift for the astronauts or space niggers

>be astronaut
>be working on the ISS
>just a normal day
>take a break to look out the window and be in awe at the view of earth
>what'sthat.jpg
>see pocket pussy floating in the vacuum of space
>debate leaving the station and risking the lives of everyone on board in order to obtain the space pussy
>decide not to and wish it good luck on it's lone voyage through the dark void
>spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how it got into space and where it will end up
>hope that it is making some ayy lmao out there happy

Attach it to a mannequin, of course.

stop it

worst case scenario
it breaks free from the rocket mid flight and hits a random person or ends up in their yard filling them with a multitude of questions
it's a win/win scenario

imagine how a pocket pussy fly through your body with 150 m/s

>150
1500

My sides are exploding

in soviet russia pocket pussy penetrates you!

fukkn saved