Waifu claiming thread - what rules edition

Waifu claiming thread - what rules edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>The possibility of getting a mental sickness in your life is 49,1% high
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I can't believe it!!

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Claim

Going out :|

Claim

Claiming Misaki

>Got a 3.33 GPA this semester
>Have a month vacation
>Nothing to do but finish season 1 of Oreimo, play another route in Katawa Shoujo, play vidya, lift, and rarely talk to 'friends'

At least I have you all

>i cant believe its not butter

Welcome back to the thread

You can't believe what?

(lewd user)
You never got good ones? You mean girls? Not sure about that myself. I got some crazy ones but most of the time they were okay.

>who doesn't
point

How come you don't claim one waifu but instead only post lewds?

Sameji claim'd

It ain't worth purchasing if it ain't butter.
I couldn't believe she was available for claiming!

Considering most people don't even know the anime she's from, I'm not too surprised by it

welcome back Sameji~

Claimu

-hugs-

claimed nazi waifus

(Shiro)
Depends on what I am doing, if I work coat room tips are $20-40 on good nights. Else, if I bus or dishwash I may make $10-20 if they actually tip the workers. Plus, if people forget things, and it isn't super expensive we get to keep them. Finding undrank booze under the table is amazing.

>tfw you haven't smoked in a couple days and then get smoke in your eyes and feel stupid

Fuck off to your /trash/ erp threads, autist.

Arisu.

I kind of feel sorry for those people now...

Well yeah she's your waifu. Not someone else's. So course she isnt claimed.
No
>hugs
>hugs
Whata up yoyo

Yes girls, what else? and I had my share of crazy too , and one too good to be true that moved on

now why the question regarding if I was gay?

how come you don't claim Chara?

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Oh Hai Misaki.
A month vacation sounds awesome. I cannot wait until my break. I'll try to play ArmA some so I can eventually play with you sometime.

I'm gonna have to fall in love with a blind girl, so that she would not see the shame that I know.

Because it's his avatar.

Hello

Heil Hitler meine Dame

Well, you could just quit it altogether now if you feel stupid heh

Don't be, but I really enjoy it so far

>one good to be true that moved on
Now I'm curios. Do you mind telling me what happened?

Because most people here are guys and well, because I was curios.

Placebo waifu. I don't have anything like most anons who actually got over some part of their lives or got motivated due to their waifu.
That's why I don't claim her.

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I'm outside your window, Arisu.

カラミチーマス

I don't neeeed to smoke, i can quit any time i want

Lettusu, lettusu, let a su
Cabbaju cabbaju cab ba ju
ARISU ARISU AR RI SU!

I'm in a car, that would be quite the feat
A magic spell?

She captured my heart, I didn't claim her, she claimed me.
She will never be Rei.
People will never know Sonokawa ;~;

To turn you lewd

Love can be anywhere at anytime, Arisu

ARISU! ARISU! ARISU!

Right so it makes sense that shes available until you take her.

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Sachi can go fuck himself

I know, you told me before.

Most people also don't know Sameji to be fair. And the anime is great.

Welcome back to you too
Do well on your exams and stuff, also the game's not that hard, once your exams are done we'll get some time in together.
Sacchi or just someone posting for her? Either way hi
Hey kid, I missed you

Thanks. You're so nice to everyone

*Hugs back*

*Hugs back*
Nothing

(X) Doubt

youtu.be/VP5kC9fJAUE

Why would she never be?

:'(

Blow me Tomoyo

>tights
glad I have some spare time right now

Long story short , she discovered the wonders of alcohol and parties and just happened to find someone

what if I was a gal? or you? would you still ask that?

Maybe you have something in common with her?

Oh boy, nappa

No

Why are maid outfits so cute?
Boring day or bad day?
Lewd

Hug me Tomoyo

Thank you!

I try to. Life is cruel enough as it is.

Ah, geez... that sucks.

The possibility of a gal in Sup Forums is really low... so I would've asked it cause I wouldn't have known that you were one.

Chara has about 10 lines in the whole game. The only thing I may have in common with her would be smiling when no one else does

>

oboro best girl claimed

But vegeta trix are for kids

Boring. Also a few days ago i said my waifus name begins with tomo when you were talking to tomoko and i don't think you knew what i meant

*Hugs*

Post a better pic
Why is she all cutted up?

Love me Tomoyo

ok sure

I probably thought you were tomoko tbh

Other ones face/mouth was weird

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Yeah, kinda. Not a whole lot of good stuff worth saving for her though. Sadly.

Probably due to the many fights she had

Draw some?
>there's always lewds
As long as it isnt self inflicted

It did sucked for a few months , I knew it would happen eventually, just the way my luck is.

what if I were gay then?

that is something good , not many do nowadays


perhaps the universe lacks that answer as well

>implying I have any art talent to speak of

*loves you*

Ok

I have a theory.
Over time the lnes between mens and womens fashion have blurred. Women are wearing more masculine clothes. The maid outfit is very feminine and since that has becoke rare it is attractivem

-loves you harder-
Nice dubs desu

>Yui
Very late reply, sorry.
How was your day?

Hmm... Bad luck always comes to the nice people it seems... Or assholes just punch the bad luck or don't tell it if they have it

Then we could be gay together! No, really, I was mostly curios.

It's also not easy. I like making threads like today. I can be nice and relax other people, including myself

Some fan theories are that some of her injuries are self inflicted if she does have some. Can't make out any injuries in pixels

But thank god I have a thing for scars

*Loves you more*

-loves you even more-

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Evening Syndra

Normal people with girlfriends and social lives look at you virgins the same as we would a cockroach. Pathetic man children pretending to be married to a cartoon character that will never love them back. Your entire life is the punchline of someone else's joke. I would tell you to kill yourselves but we all know these threads are the only thing preventing you from that.

Wrong, my waifu prevents it too

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*loves*

It is

>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

I don't know , I've seen many assholes with great luck , many times fucking over other people , glad that is not my luck

are you then?

well you bring smiles to most in here then


what if a man wore it?

-turns on the tv-

Got that image you wanted so badly

Role playing virgins HAHAHAHAH

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*What's on?*

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I thought you were a faggot?

Here, little guy.

Neat. I see the lions club church is still next door. But the trailer in my old lot doesn't have a blue roof, so it's an updated picture. That's not the trailer I used to live in. You spent hours researching me and an old address out of jealousy because I posted a timestamp with my girlfriend to rub it in that you're a lonely virgin claiming a cartoon as your wife. How upset are you?

-your clothes-
-you should take those off-
-changes the channel-

Have you got colour in your cheeks?
Have you the fear that you can't push the tide
Thats sticks around like something in your teeth
Have you got aces up your sleeve?
Do you know how much you're in deep?
I dreamt of you nearly every night last week
How many secrets can you keep?
Cause there's a tune I found that reminds me of you somehow
And I play it on repeat
Every night until I fall asleep
Spilling drinks on my setee

(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways
(Sad to see you go)
I sort of hoped that you could stay
(Baby, we both know)
That the night's mainly made to say the things we can't say come tomorrow day

Crawling back to you
Never thought of calling when you've had a few?
Well always I do...
Maybe I'm too busy yours to fall for someone new
I've thought it through
I'm crawling back to you

Role playing as an anime character HAHAHAHA

Not upset. Just thought I'd give it a try.

No that's you

*But it's cold*

He isn't even posting an anime character

Claiming best psychopath Otoya Takechi

stop replying to a thread you dislike HAHAHAHAH

Hey there, poplar guy.
I'm rather surprised you'd notice that.