At work at pet smart I open the new hamster area and find this what should I do? 77 decides (At work so keep it classy)

At work at pet smart I open the new hamster area and find this what should I do? 77 decides (At work so keep it classy)

up the pooper

Work on your fucking penmanship

>(At work so keep it classy)

fuck off queer, launch it into the store over a few isles.

Lick it

dat some dank weed brah

*tip tip*

seemed to have dropped your fedora

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Bury it with respect and uploud pic to /b

can always count on some dipshit to swoop in and top op's faggotry.

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No fedora. I just don't write like a first grader.

touch with your dick

tell your boss you were hungry and you forgot lunch and show him the cage

Omfg what the hell happened Op?

Bury him and give him a tombstone m8

But for real, how the hell did that happen m8?

put it in the office on the managers desk.... or in the drew room fridge next to someone's lunch

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bury the poor bastard

rolling for this

He's not wrong though. I write better with my off hand.

Put it a lady's purse

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Hamsters are vicious little rodents, another hamster probably mauled it.

Thanks, user

Make a cross and crucify the hamster like Jesus and duct tape it to a wall so all the other pets know their place and won't rebel against you

Winrar

Hide it in a bin of chew toys or something

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w-winrar?

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Also winrar.

faggot

Mourn the Rat for a night in your room then Give it a proper burial in your back yard.

What a way to go. You know?

Can you imagine?

Cornered in the dark. Overpowered and some creature is gnawing off your leg.

Quite unpleasant.

OP do whatever your supposed to do since your on the clock and someone is paying you. Don't be a degenerate shit employee.

Put it in the snake cage and post proof

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run around screaming like a little ott fag, the conduct a serious murder investigation amongst staff, accuse people of color more

Lol thats exactly what happened

Rolling for a proper burial for this poor thing. This thread is real depressing

Trips of truth tell you to bury the hamster. Give him a tombstone as well. He'll even have a funeral and invite the rest of the employees. And record it.

Check'ed
Also if 77 eat it in front of a costumer

Tell your coworkers the hamster had information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, and that the CTR hamsters kill him,

>Checked
Nice trips by the way user

>Trips of truth have been checked

Good job fellow user

Down the toilet it goes

put it in the cage with another pet :)

Deliver Op. Trips demand you to deliver.

eat it

Winrar

>Dubs confirm these beautiful trips

rolling for this kek

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blend it and drink it faggot

So now Ops gonna bury the hamster? I hope so. Also congrats on the trips

put a price tag on it and put it with the cat toys

This.

Petsmart policy is it must be cremated after an autopsy so I shalll bury it op is delivering

you can't let those murders go to a loving family op

Good OP, you did well.

this thread is full of faggots

you're full of faggots

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You know what I mean

I think I do?

--> this.
If dubs, kill the culprit and bury him in an unmarked grave next to our poor fallen ally

you wish kid

No. He becomes butt hamster

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Why didnt anyone roll for space program??

*intensely wishes you to be full of faggots*

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piss on the bathroom floor

Have a small service for him and bury him in your backyard under a flower bed.

kek

can I get dubs too?

Hamsters get vicious. One of mine killed and ate the other when I was a kid.

Anyways, bury it

Cut off each of its arms and put it up its ass

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give it to one of the pythons

no

Eat it, and record you eating it

kill

honorable burial, little coffin, candle, eulogy, let the cute little bugger be sent off peacfully

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roll pt. III

re-roll Pt. IV

OP will surely deliver.

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