My teeth are nice and don't have any stains on them and they're straight...

My teeth are nice and don't have any stains on them and they're straight, but they've all got a very yellow tint to them. How do I get rid of this?

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go to a dentist to get them whitened

brush w baking soda

This, but don't do it if you smoke because it won't last. You don't look like a smoker but I can't be sure.

Use piss to wash them because of urines acidic nature.

mouthful of jizz always whitens your mothers teeth you unhygienic bum

Get some of those whitening kits off amazon or try hydroxyapatite toothpaste

Nice teeth. Stop drinking coffee and soda.

Non smoker, fairly healty and brush my teeth fairly regularly with an electric toothbrush. Maybe it's just because I'm British

i realize its the accepted style, but "white" teeth are bullshit. teeth naturally have that so-called yellow tint because theyre fucking bones. bones are naturally a sort of cream color, hence "ivory"
when i see someone with super white teeth it always makes them look like they have dentures

Coffee stains teeth? Shit didn't know that

ez fix, stop being a slav

Whitening strips from a super market. $20-$30 and they work really well.

It takes a week. Do once a year.

Is that Jenbears? And yeah creamy is better than bright white but my teeth are more than creamy, it'd be nicer if they were less yellow

Teeth are yellow naturally, you don't get rid of the natural color, but you can bleach is like you would bleach your asshole

Is that the porn midget?

How do I bleach them? Also how do I bleach my asshole; been meaning to do that too

floss

pliers or a sharp blow to the face with something hard will fix em for ya. ur welcome

Can't be asked mate

Use that Colgate whitening toothpaste - been using it for 3 days and I can see a massive difference (teeth are now white). They do a companion mouthwash for better results too.

This takes a buddy but it's really easy. cement is a cleaner when wet. Have your buddy spray down a curb with some water and you lay down and open your mouth over the curb. Then have your dude put some force onto the back of your head with his foot. This will allow the cement to get into those hard to reach place and acting as a whitener. You'll have the best looking teeth in the office after 4 or 5 times of doing this. Post results

Spray paint

The Aztecs use to swish around piss in the mouth for white teeth.

baking soda

Technically you will probably be harming your teeth in some way if you try really hard to keep them white. They are naturally yellowish, after all. But, you don't want them falling out. They are fine the way they are.

This guy knows his white power

>Maybe it's just because I'm British
Pretty sure this is a meme, bro.

charcoal powder

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Drink bleach

This, but you can't do that too often.

oil pull w/ coconut oil

Gargle with low percent hydrogen peroxide for 1 minute before each brushing. It removes tartar, stains and whitens.

Those whitener strips that you leave on for like 30 minutes to an hour work pretty damn well. Just use em daily for as long as it says on the box and you should notice a pretty big difference. As an avid coffee drinker this helped me a ton.

>Yup

If your parents gave you flouride supplements when you were a kid, then your teeth are just yellow now and there's nothing you can do about it.

If it's just stains, then visit the toothpaste aisle of your local pharmacy.

Plz check this article out

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27565550

Fluoride supplements?

Bunp

And also getting ass raped