Waifu claiming thread -spooky hour edition

Waifu claiming thread -spooky hour edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>50% of anxiety disorders are agoraphobias
>Basically being scared of spiders and snakes
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

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ginko where the fuck are you

Is it time for crappy comedy hour?

-plops down onto the bed, next to you-
-wraps myself in a blanket to stay warm-

Sameji claim'd

Saratoga claim
It's fine I didn't see what happened that made you leave though

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Claim

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Cute.

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

(Bunny Alice)
Well, if you really want to get your dick wet you can always hire a prostitute. You really don't have to be shy or insecure at all, because one day you'll fall in love and all that insecure nonsense will go away in a moment.

welcome back everyone

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Thanks

>hire a prostitute
I don't think it's worth spending money on
>one day you will fall in love
I have, and every time it turned out badly. It just makes it worse in the end

I didn't say how it would get dirty
would you rather I lick and poke something else ?

are they declawed? he wasn't allowed outside but somehow managed to leave, I like both but dogs more since you can walk with them

good thing you enjoy it I don't think I'd understand it

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What kind of pets does an orchestra have?
Trum-pets

Claim

*Goes and sits on a chair*

>mfw e-hug

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-starts to take a nap-
-my phone rings-

night user

Das lood

Do you want to fall in love and have sex?

Where are you going, Haruhi?

So is this what NEETdom feels like? I'd forgotten how much it can honestly suck.

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The guilty undertaker sighs
The lonesome organ grinder cries
The silver saxophones say I should refuse you
The cracked bells and washed-out horns
Blow into my face with scorn
But it's not that way
I wasn't born to lose you
I want you, I want you
I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.

The drunken politician leaps
Upon the street where mothers weep
And the saviors who are fast asleep
They wait for you
And I wait for them to interrupt
Me drinkin' from my broken cup
And ask for me
Open up the gate for you
I want you, I want you
Yes, I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.

IKNO

This sounds... really lewd now
I-I don't mind either way

No, they aren't. I now have a high pain tolerance and one nasty looking red hand.

You can read the OP, my threads always have some small psychology facts hidden in the rules

God damn, aren't you gardevoir?

it's better than nothing

Both would be nice, not gonna lie
Hello Karen-chan. You're up awfully late
>or is it awfully early
Please not the lewd in public

What does a tree do when it is inspirational

It leaves an impression

Perhaps :^)

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KAREN IS THAT YOU HABIBI?

>youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs

Goodnight, user.

You definitely are Gardevoir user. Only you'd have such tearable jokes.

LESHIDE

here

*Are you awake?*

I get a bit shy when hugged..
well, do you love yourself?

>this cutie

mine

I guess it depends on your point of view, it's like 2 AM kek, just playing some overwatch with friends, then heading to bed.

Wait, Misaki? Can you remind me about yourself? I remember you were someone very important that I was talking to, you kept giving time schedules where we could talk, right?

-answers-
-Yes, I'm awake-
-beep-
-goes back to sleep-

Where do elephants store their belongings?

In a trunk

Damnit, I've been EXPOSED

Satan loves you today.

カラミチーマス

Hi blonde faggot.

any place you'd like then?

good thing they aren't they can play way better with claws on , why is it red and nasty?

I noticed that on some but still don't quite get it

*Climbs in bed with you*

Is that a pro D.Va?

It's actually light brown

-stays still, slowly falling asleep-

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And you're a faggot who can't smoke 1g without getting fucked up lol

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what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday. Aye Matey

Yeah, well, I'm a big FAN of yours.
You should've sean it coming.
Who nose, maybe I'll become your biggest fan

I don't have any preferences, no

Because I don't use toys that often and just play with my hand with them. So they scratch it mercyless

They're simple facts.

They're just some simple facts, you can always ask me and I'll try to explain them better.

Anyway, but now I should go to bed. See you tomorrow

>fapika

You seem a little upset about it
:thinking:

>trips

*I thought you were asleep*

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bye chara

-I was merely pretending-
-now shh, please-
-rests head on mattress, without a pillow-

Something something soldiers are baby killers

>stellar claim

How far and for how long?

I seem a little upset about someone being as stupid as you to share your face online

Where do Italians go to dance?

The meat ball

Yeah, I'm the Lebanese Misaki. I'm a college student? We talked a bit 2-3 months back but apparently you stopped coming in this late because of your sleep schedule. Right?

Lewd
Not really though. I guess Satan does tonight though
If you haven't been to sleep yet, that's late
bby

I really don't care about people seeing my face, I could even send you more if you wanted

all on the table then?
>with them
I almost misread that as something else
I only have a few bite marks from playing with my pets too
I'll ask and hope I won't take much of your time and have a good night come back safe tomorrow too

COMONS

Go fuck yourself

bote

It wasn't my sleep schedule, but a lot of things came up and I just stopped posting for a good bit. What's up my dude? How's life been? Everything looking up?

It is late, had a nightmare earlier today and woke up early. How're you doing now? Better?

...no.

*Do you want a pillow?*

-snoring-
-zzz-

Other bote
Can I invade your country?

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use your butt as a pillow

I only want you to invade it~

Shit poster here. I'm willing to voice chat on steam so we can settle our differences

I'm a one man army

nice gaming keyboard faggot

>i'm so lonely i now want these people i hate to come talk to me
>pls
>am so lonely

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I don't have steam. Sorry.

Thanks. It feels good having money to blow on shit you don't care about

imagine the laughs Sup Forums and Sup Forums would have

Yeah I'm so lonely, yet I'm the only one here with a girlfriend

Learn to love yourself first and in time someone will love you for you. Even if you spaghetti while asking her out on a date. You'll stay in this black hole, or at least hover around it's event horizon until you can genuinely feel love for yourself.

That beer taste like piss.

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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fite me fggot

I bet your soft ass drinks Smirnoff ice Kek get a load of this clown

bored today huh?