If singles everyone who sees this gets laid within a week

if singles everyone who sees this gets laid within a week

ah fuck it I knew I wasn't gonna get laid anyway

were off to a bad start satan

Legend

singles for pussy

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This thread comes from kek himself! Dubs get!

Let's get laid boys!

god fucking damn it

There's 2 more for us

k

if this post is singles, the guy below me will get the hottest pussy ever tomorrow night

for fuck sake op

singles for lifelong virginity for all

You fucking nigger...
I was going to go bang an escort in the morning after work but now I'll probably go to jail.
That's on you asshole...

another chance maybe?

come on singles!

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heres some redemption for you

SINGLES POWER ACTIVATE

holy tits

Yup...nobody getting vajayjay this week

Just fuckin stop, guys

I can't risk that lel

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this is now a get thread

Praise the kek

ive never had dubs in my life
what a time to start now

never had trips either

stay tuned for quints

haxx

oh shit

Hey yo, gonna rock the show. gonna get down to the beat of techno

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if quints, OPs fuckup is defeated and ALL of your mothers will die in their sleep tonight. but hey... a dead mom is an easy way to get laid

try again

forever a virgin

if dubs i hero

lol

If dubs then everyone will die tomorrow

Trips and we're getting laid.

Holy shit, we are fucked lads
If dubs then I'll cut off my dick right now and post pics

sweet release

finally

do it

FUCK FUCK FUCK
IF 5 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Nice dubs

Oh thank Jesus!
It's all over now.

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No rest
No mercy
No matter what

Do it faggot.

oh dude...

Offbyone.png

someone archive this to r/Sup Forums


include me in screen cap.
praise allah

>Blindfond

WTF is this thread!
ok if dubs every post is revoked and we go back to our sexless, shit lives

Is degenerate

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if singles, then allah reverses everything

Nope.

Strong get thread

If I get dubs, I will shoot up my school

>Tempting the chaos god.

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Do it faggyfag

pls

THIS FUCKING THREAD

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Fuck me Hiro-san!

the amount of get in this thread is heretic

Dubs activate !!!

checked

Plis

Give me singles.

Dubs and Ill kill myself

you cant have singles

if dubs i get gf tomorrow and everyone else who posted in this thread dies

666?

The kek is strong in this thread

IF DUBS I'M DOING IT LADS

Re roll pls kill me

Singles and I get a gf within a week

Mark me mommy

Do it faggo

Well, guess I don't have to anymore. Fuck you faggots

If i wanted to have sex, i could easily, she just isn't good looking at all.

Roll dubs cuntfuck

If my post is singles I'll mop my floor. If dubs I say fuck it for another day.

Cuff him. Make me cry bibi

I'll have the special order of singles please.

Suck it whore

ok

screw it

Shit. Now I have to mop.

Bet

Single cunt

Get to mopping nigger

Roll

nigger