G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because immortality hurts!

Who is Yourself?

u r immortal?
kek

caprice
top notch bitch out there

that's a big head

dubs dont let me lie

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.


Because when I have an erection I don't want to

it only gets bigger

shit i cant singles

Out of curiosity why do you make this thread every morning? Does helping others appease youre maternal instincts?

have to study for a test
too lazy to do any studying tho

:^)

go study.
don't fail test, bro

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idk, I don´t want to go back to college, it was horrible the first year, I got depressed and just drank the whole day in a filthy room. I´m a stupide shitstain and I would rather just be at home, clean, cook and not being expected to become something in life. Fuck this gay earth where every retard like me has to get a college degree.

don't be a wuss.
if you drop out, you'll regret for the rest of your life most likely.
finish it. even if you are a average student, just get it done.

don't want to die yet

I have to buy groceries with my mom.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800
>I looking forward to relaxing over holidays with my family

Little do you know your wife is cheating on you wth Tyrone and his BBC

...

running errands.
you r a good son.

sauce pls

no sauce bro.
how are you today ?

Because I would hurt others

Because I wanna see how next year goes.
Need to change a lot of things about myself.

This, only no wife/kids.
Is that an even better reason not to kill oneself?

same user, good luck

if you fail
we're here to see your an hero stream

g'luck in 2017 user.

I just got some heroin so I'll be able to feel pleasure for at least the next 3 days :)

I wont kill myself today cause theres no way im dying before you fuckers

Youre a little bitch for doing H. I hope that shits elephant tranquilizer and kills you pussy. Do some coke. Now THATS a drug

Lol, staying alive in spite:D

Thanks, same to you :)

Thanks OP

I get black tar - no fentanyl cuts in tar :)

Coke is expensive and underwhelming as fuck. I do enjoy shooting it with my dope occasionally but it's too costly to maintain a coke addiction. Plus, opiates > stims

But man why the fuck would you inject that shit into you. I fuck with opiates too, just not fucking heroin. Also the coke your gettig might be cut if its weak. Only buy the shit that looks like a bunch of solid coke rocks

Pharm Opiates are really not that different than heroin. The only difference is that you know exactly what dose you get with pills where as with heroin you have to experiment at first to get a feel for potency. It always amuses me when pill poppers look down on heroin users even though they're getting a similar high

And yeah, Most coke is shit but ive had some high quality fish scale, still not worth 60 dollars a gram. It has a nice rush but it's too fiendy to justify buying imo
If I were still into uppers id buy meth

Because, No, I don't have a gun

DK mode. This is now a nostalgia thread

>And yeah, Most coke is shit but ive had some high quality fish scale, still not worth 60 dollars a gram. It has a nice rush but it's too fiendy to justify buying imo
you've had coke.
did u get addicted ?

Cause its Friday. It can wait till Monday.

I sell drugs too so i can afford the coke. And the difference between intravenous use and oral use is just and extended release factor, but if youre that picky you could just snort the pills

Nope, I went on a few benders with it though, but by the end I felt so shitty that I didn't want to do it again for a long time. Only thing that sunk the addiction claws into me is opiates.(and benzos for a short time) It was love at first feel. I basically self medicate my depression with opiates. Very unhealthy and I'll have to stop eventually if I don't die.

Because today I kissed a girl for the first time

Getting my fuckin degree tomorrow

Not as good as making out with guys though right?

Because suicide is a pussy's choice
And I ain't no pussy, son

congrats user.
how'd it happen ?
congratulations user.
we are all glad that you are not a vagina, user.

Wouldn't know

Damn right

Thank God I'm not a fucking faggot

Ive got a good friend on the verge of total depression and possible suicide. And you better believe I'm not gonna kill myself until he's feeling good about himself.

Coz i got a shit ton of heroin

She literally came to me and said " why didn't you get so handsome the rest of the year "
And then it happened

my life is dope, and i do dope shit

Because I want to live a long life knowing OP is fgt

Congratulations for the altruism

yeezy?

Because the void frightens me

you are not kayne west

...

Because there's hope

agreed.
there is always hope.

lexi in what vid?

Tomorrow is just another day of masturbating and vidya.
And it's a good routine I'll dedicate myself into until I probably get a job I like. Besides, I think the age of 19 is a bit too early for me.

indeed, it's too early for you.
what vidya u playing currently?

Because I'm waiting to get roast fucked by two hot guys like the bitch in the gifs. No homo.

Actually i'm seriously considering it.

Mostly CSGO, Gmod, and Explorers of Time.
Might just be a casual myself, but whatever, it keeps me busy.

if you are male, then your desire cancels out the "no homo", bro.

I have no idea why, fear I guess, to afriad to die yet. Once my misery outpaces my fear I'll kill myself then

Because of ur GIF
Made me happy to see Caprice

Because I don't want to make my girlfriend sad.

Cause I gotta get to work later

And yet here u are on Sup Forums...

What if I not good at maths

happy to have helped user.
that's good you care about her.

Not in the mood to kill myself today.... But I will do eventually.... I swear it

cuz' of paroxetin

>ywn suck these tits
feelsbadman.png

>paroxetin
what's that? an anti-kill-self drug ?

I've found a friend online that also wants to an hero, so we just talk about it like bitches instead of facing the truth. Yay!

Always wanted sauce on this

g'luck in searching.congrats on the friend user.

Suicide isnt covered in my life insurance policy

Source?

but thats a trap

sauce this motherfucker

nobody has sauce.

there's a cute girl who might have sex with me

Furrycons, minecon, vidcon, and cons in general

Well I'm on my last options reallyx gotta drive a friend to the docs today so guess that'll stop me for the afternoon.

Paxil's an anti-depressant