Sexy surprise thread.
Tired of the trap/rate my dick threads. How about greentext where your wife/gf surprised you with some unexpected sexy action?
No "hurr durr, I was fucking her with my 13" cock while we were on a trapeze and, what a surprise, she blew the clown!". True stuff only
>true stuff only
>Sup Forums
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do i have to green text? ive never done it before, kinda nervous
You could just type it out, I guess. I'm sure OP won't mind
Don't worry. Start slow. We'll be gentle.
I'm always a fan of the waking up to my wife sucking me off.
Bonus material: I was in bed once and she hits play on the DVD player. Porn pops up and she goes under the covers. She just starts playing with me going harder and softer depending on what was going on in the porno. One of the best times ever.
bump about to make text
>waiting
also interested...
>ok so I'm in kitchen of old house
>girlfriend of time is across the counter
>we are just chilling doing regular student things
>wasting the day and such
>then she starts talkign about her boobs
>says they are like melisandre from game of thrones
>i say no they arent they are not at all
>she says yes they are and lifts her top off flashing me
>now guys ive seen her tits so many times at this point
>but this spontaneous flash made my dick so hard
>i walk over to her
>grab her face
>kiss her
>take her shirt off
>suck on her tits
>then we went to my room and i fucked her doggy style
first green text story guys wooh
congrats, not bad. next time you should make it less personal, for example you said 'ok so im in kitchen of old house'
insteda, you should say something along the lines of
'be me // in kitchen of old house'
// indicates new line or >
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oooh ok, well ill smoke a cig and tell another story, same girl, earlier time in relationship, i can tell the story of how i lost my vcard also?
Told this in another thread yesterday. Anons semed to enjoy
background: wife only tolerates anal occasionally and always at my initiation, but when we do she enjoys it. I'm pretty girthy so it requires time and lots of lube
>we’re lying in bed one weekend morning, getting ready to start the day
>wife goes into shower first
>she comes out, dries herself, gets back into bed and starts making out with me
>things getting frisky and I'm now all set for some pre-breakfast nookie
>wife gives me a cheeky grin, goes into spoon position (she small spoon)
>she turns head and carries on kissing me
>I’m fondling her tits and stroking her pussy
>she’s appreciatively rocking and moving her hips
more? or bored?
sure go on
ex gf once tried surprising me on my birthday
>invites me to house
>comeovermomisnthome.meme
>walk in, door locked
>retard whale
>she unlocks it and runs inside, I see her naked
> play along, step inside because it was raining
>her dog starts fucking around with me, ruining the moment further
> walk into her room
>she's naked in that "paint me like one of your french girls" pose
>candles all over the room
>have sex for half and hour and cum twice then fall asleep
Makes me cringe at her attempt, we were both fat and retarded at the time
at least I've lost a lot of weight now and my dick is an inch longer since I last fucked her
She cheated on me 4 months later after a 3 year relationship. kek.
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>her asshole ends up on the tip of my rock-hard cock
>she stops moving, raises an eyebrow and softly goes “ooooh” and starts gently gyrating
>smiles at me as she starts to work herself on the tip of my cock
>I’m surprised as I feel the tip start to inch into her ass, so I reach down and hold my cock steady
>her smile gets wider and she looks at me, saying nothing, and starts gently working her ass against my now-stable cock
>she keeps moving her hips round in circles, with a little pull forward and push back at the end of each circle
>with a look of deep concentration on her face she carries on with this routine
>each time she pushes back a little more than she pulled forward
>I’m far enough in that I can release my cock so I start stroking her pussy and clit; she keeps moving her hips
>when I’m about two thirds into her ass she stops, grins again and says “Well I think that’ll do, don’t you?”
>without waiting for a response she kisses me and begins to thrust and gyrate her hips
>she’s now moaning and starting to move a little more urgently
>I’m just lying there, keeping my hips still, letting her do the work
>she starts cumming hard and it's all I could do not to slam the rest of my dick home
>mischievous grin, she says “Your turn” kisses me passionately with more gyrations and thrusts
>I soon come buckets into her ass – glorious orgasm
>she kisses end of my nose and says "Now look what you've done – I need to clean up again"
>she gently disengages from my rapidly-shrinking cock and heads back into the shower
>best anal ever, totally unexpected and initiated by her
to this day I still don't know how she did that without lube
not bad
She was a little minx
>>one year anniversary with ex-gf
>>get a hotel in nyc for a weekend away
>>we get to the hotel after a few hours of traveling but it's late at night
>>she showers, then i get in the shower
>>i emerge from the bathroom and she's laying on the bed in brand new black lingerie
>>keep in mind we were 19 so she's got that sexy teen body still
>>"happy anniversary, get the fuck over here and do whatever you want to me"
>>walk over, drop my towel (still naked from shower underneath) and by this point i'm hard as diamonds
>>pull her hair and fuck her mouth for a couple minutes
>>tell her to bend over the bed and pull her thong to the side and she does like a good girl
>>smash her out from behind with the force of a thousand suns until she cums
>>i feel myself getting close to cumming so i have her tease me while i lay on the bed
>>she climbs on top and rides me until i'm ready to explode
>>totally unexpectedly she hops off that the last second and takes a huge fucking facial (she was not a huge fan of those so it was def a surprise for our anniversary)
>>cum literally everywhere
>>we end up showering together and eventually fucking again
>>pass the fuck out in a king sized hotel room bed with my hot 19 y/o girlfriend for the greatest night's sleep of my life
So why did you slit up? She sounded like a keeper
*split
>There was a time when wife was working away from home. At the end of the weekends I used to drive her to her rented room then drive back to our flat.
>Driving wife to her room from weekend at parents
>no sex all weekend - both of us are itching for it
>on these occasions we fuck in car in quiet area round the corner from the house she rooms in
>stop, park up, start kissing
>I fold both driver and passenger seats forward to give room
>she removes jeans and underwear
>I'm on back seat, straddling transmission tunnel
>she's kneeling facing me with seats folded up behind her
>I open her shirt (she was braless) fondle and kiss her
>I'm fingering her and rubbing clit; she's breathing heavy and very wet; I'm diamonds
>she unzips my jeans, moves back to give herself some room
>stops suddenly, little gasp, eyes go wide
car is manual with tallish gearlever - she accidentally sat back onto cold gear knob
>look of shock gives way to wicked grin
>starts gyrating hips; hips start to inch lower
>she starts rocking her hips, rising and falling a little, smiling eyes locked onto mine - gearlever starts to slowly vanish from view
>I watch, fascinated, as she gently works the gearlever into herself, biting her lip and softly moaning - best floorshow ever
>eventually she's virtually sitting on her haunches, gearlever fully home, hips slowly and gently moving
>smiles at me wickedly, softly breathes "mmmm, well this will do for me, now for you" and begins to stroke my rock-hard dick
>After a show like that I come in seconds, and she then proceeds to steadily and methodically fuck herself to two orgasms on my gear lever.
>when she's finished and has her breath back she slowly rises and disengages from my car
>She kisses me and with a grin says "I've always liked this car"
>she puts on her jeans, pockets her underwear, picks up her overnight bags
>leans in through window, smiles and says "Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear" then skips off to her digs