I'm going to kill myself on Monday. Anything I should try before I'm dead...

I'm going to kill myself on Monday. Anything I should try before I'm dead? I was thinking maybe a strip club or something.

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guessing virgin yes?
how about have sex at least once

BigMac

Get a therapist.

LSD

Get or steal a car and drive to the nearest coast to wherever you live. Once there, sleep on the beach (bring a sleeping bag) and if anyone confronts you, just shoot yourself on the beach.

Trust me, OP. You don't want to throw it all away on nothing.

Make a list of people who you want to take with you.

Why wait till monday?

Post a picture of yourself here before you off yourself. That way, you won't live long enough to regret it.

Oh, name your biggest fetish, too.

And maybe link porn.

find a cute girl you like, kidnap her and rape her a lot before you kill yourself

oh and when you kill yourself, stand in front of her, facing away and then shoot so she's covered in your blood and brains when you die lol

listen to this song

soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/the-corridors-of-rhyme

mdma

is what you really need, it is the cure for depression and anxiety, which is what is was originaly created for during the second world war for soldiers.

Maybe read Nietzsche ?

my guess is youre a poor fag. If you have the resources get a hold of anything you havent tried and get laid as much as possible even if your gonna pay. because fuck it if you are gonna die, go out doing as much contraband as you can handle. other than that jump a train and explore some, or do whatever.

>implying OP won't kill himself during the comedown

shrooms

Seriously, OP, do this. I'm betting most of your depression stems from being lonely anyway.

So pick a girl, preferably one you know and have liked and been rejected by, and rape the holy motherfucking shit out of her. Use her ass, her pussy, her lips, all to your desire and satisfaction. Do her as much as your stamina will allow. Hopefully at least once every hour or two. Fuck her until she's a semen soaked, stupid husk of a human being, and then fuck her some more. Get freaky with it if you want to, I mean you're going to die anyway, who cares if you get a little murdery. Fuck her eye sockets, cut holes in parts of her you like and fuck them too. Like her smooth stomach? Cut a hole and fuck it. Like her chubby legs? Cut a hole and fuck 'em.

Just fuck her to death. Literally fuck her to death, and then you have my permission to die.

dont do it my man, become a buddhist monk and enlighten yourself

Meet up with some friends and enjoy it, shout them at a bar or something, camp, or whatever.

there is no comedown for people who actualy need it.

which is why its such a buzz for people who dont need it because their brains work properly.

hook up one end of a 240 VAC mains to the tip of your dick and the other end to your toes.

If you know anyone who genuinely deserves to die, take care of that before you go.

This. All of this.

order a sub from subway then throw it in the trash and sprint out lol

>I'm going to kill myself on Monday. Anything I should try before I'm dead? I was thinking maybe a strip club or something.
Whats your contact info? I'd like to chat with you :)

You could try living a little longer.

Kill yourself in the strip club

most people committing suicide have a specific date. just to get everything they want out of the way before hand.

>maybe a strip club or something.
Beta till the end, eh ?

This. Take a nice 0.1g and literally feel all your problem disapear. Even if you go on a bad trip, you'll feel like you can solve your problems.
Even if you go on a badtrip, you'll see your problems as they are : nothing to really worry about.
Anyway, don't go to a strip club to celebrate your suicide, that's fucking pathetic.

wow sorry about that just realized how stone i am right now

Please dont kill yourself. If you feel like your life is an endless pain. Just go out and do something crazy! Take a plane to idk.. Australia?!? Do something fucked and you'll eventually find happiness

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Rape the girl you have a crush on.

Not bad but I like this one better
soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/8-bits-of-blue

Do you think most people wanting to kill themselves have the basic social skills needed in order to go buy a plane ticket let alone be around hundreds of other people in an airport, be confined with 50 in an airplane, 1000's of miles from their home?

Kill yourself, faggot.

TRY HEROIN

This.

Yeah, but now you have AIDS. This is a stupid plan.

>Max out your credit cards
>Rent super cars and crash them then abandon them
>Call in fake bomb threats to schools and make a lot of kids happy
>fuck so many hookers
>call in threats to the TSA
>the possibilities are endless, dude.