Famous people you've fucked IRL. No lying

Famous people you've fucked IRL. No lying.

I fucked Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond twice.

pics details etc

Fucked Robert from same show. Brad Garrett. Met him at a bar.

I fucked Barbara Walters at a Holiday Inn Express.

I make fuck once

Sure kid.

>I just fapped to that wife on Everybody Loves Raymond
>(OP)

Almost fucked her in a Sears bathroom, or a damn near 100% lookalike

Kim krdashin

Paris Hilton when she was in Melbourne, Australia.

Fucked Betty White last year. Pussy hair was as white as pure snow.

Used to deal coke, got a hand job from Selena Gomez in exchange for some product. This was at a party.

I fucked kate upton andriana lima scarlett johanson alison brie(fucking sloooot) emelia clarke

You weren't the only one.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

No homo here but I fucked (and get fucked) by John... great guy and great lover too!

I had sex with Trish Stratus long ago when we were in college together. It was during the strike on campus. Making her laugh was all it took to get her in bed back then and going down on her was a chore because she was unnaturally ticklish.

>The stories and information posted here are Autistic* works of fiction and falsehood.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You all are fools

I fucked Justin Bieber. Twice. He liked it when I came on his ass. Called me his 'Sugar Daddy'.

Got a tit-wank from Emma Watson's cousin and I also fucked an extra from Startrek TNG in the ass

went to high school with her before she got big
hooked up with her at a party in sophomore year
we were both wasted and she wouldn't talk about it after

Holy fuck this thread is so true! I've never seen a truer thread!

Not exactly what youre asking for, but true.

>My mom was a housekeeper at trump tower.

>She would always come how with bruises and had to get 2 abortions.

>Storm in one day and demand to see mr trump. Say that I am going to the police about him beating and fucking my mom

>In comes the don, tears in his eyes. "Its Baron, Im so sorry, I dont know what to do with him."

>Baron fucked my mom and beat her.

OP is Ray Romano

Oh man I love getting my tits wanked

I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

>>Only a fool...
It's /b my friend, there are a lot of fool here!

Shouldn't you be working on the bee movie sequel Ray?

I fucked Judy Hopps.

JonBenét Ramsey

The Bee Movie but every time they say "bee" Debra gets fucked

I use to date Margot Robbie around 10 years ago.

I had sex with Cyndi Lauper in 11th grade, she was going to college in Vermont. My name is Jack Venooker.

I had sex 6 times with Brittany Murphy before she became famous. This was about a year and a half before she was in the movie Clueless. When I found out she died I cried like a baby for a whole week. She was a nice person.

Pics or didn't happen

Danni Minogue shat on my chest in 1997

I just looked this up because of you.

Thank you.

Why did this make me laugh so much

so many chances, le l33t group even approached me asking to share nudes, kek.
nvr did tho cause i'm a fkn loser

I call bullshit

Hi Jack, my name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. Mind if I call in an expert to take a look at this claim?

Kek the Minogues are fucking filthy. Kylie asked me to piss on her once backstage before a concert. She was really nervous and piss calms her down. Didn't do anything else. Just pissed on her.

>Vermont
You're from Johnson, VT I take it?

She was going to be famous in a mexican interview shit she was kinda jew im gonna google her if she became famous bro

She's a bit older now than in that pic, obviously.

And I'm not actually "fucking" her or even doing anything lewd. We're just dating. Like, we play, I help her learn to count and read. I take her to the park and we do a lot of bonding.

I know a person whom fucked the English voice actor for Hohenhiem from fma

That's actually one I believe

the queen of england tickled my willy once

I once did Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

Just google my name nigger
Lol.
Also I'm jewish so if you call me a liar you're a god damned antisemitic racist.

i fucked prince last week

I wish I could prove it.

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2005. He was 84 which made it slightly weird but I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

I fucked one of the stars of the show 'The 100' when we were both in college. She's not that famous yet, but she's hot as hell.

Used to be. Moved to Naugatuk ct years ago

This faggot gave me a bj

Never mind she had her own private channel was on air on tv but it appears anyone can be a reporter

I believe that he fucked you.

I had a threesome with Shakira and Rhianna

Gang banged her in high school

Great episode

That poor gang...

Fingered Hillary Clinton behind a dumpster in Chicago

You faggot, do you even know where you are?

You poor tortured soul! :'(

More likely to believe she gangbanged you

Flagging this post.

You really make Debra sound like a retard.

She used to be a huge Con-slut back in the day

Story?

I'm sorry user,it wasnt your fault

He's posting about the toddler in the photo.

Actress from Home and Away asked me to dance at a nightclub when I sat down next to her. Me:"Nah yglgladf" (completely hammered). Her: "Oh. Can you mind my purse?" Me: Yeh whadeva grolk". Then people walked over and started going through her purse taking stuff while I concentrated on not chundering.
So I kinda fucked her.

Will fuck us all.

Pics or it didn't happen

I used to get anal and blowjobs from a fat girl that looked like her. She thought we were dating and read my plenty of fish profile to me over the phone while I laughed. 12 year olds are fucking stupid.

Didn't fuck her, but I got a BJ from Britney Spears once.

>reddit
>you must go back

I grinded on Madonna at a party in Switzerland once

jesus i'm sorry to hear that, user. if you need anyone to talk too we're here for you.

Checked

Rape

Bullshit asshole, there as never a TV show called 'Everybody Loves Raymond twice.'

I couldn't imagine she was any good...

Quads wills it.
must go back

You cunts would be lucky to have a crack at her

Yeah sure. She's a SJW dirty piece of used meat.

This bitch, before she gave up the D and went Gay. Loose sloppyiest cunt ive ever stuck my dick in. But she moaned damn good, only thing to keep my dick hard.

Yeah. Lucky to survive the constant retching.

I fucked the dad from duck dynasty. he was a firm but gentle lover.

I just find her unattractive. Don't know why you are this upset about her, user

Well hmmmn, but if true I'm jelly coz she had a certain horny element to her. Nice tits too, full of silicone surely but my dick doesnt care

you must have been terrible if you turned her lezbo.

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I've fucked myself numerous times.

It's Drake bitches

You fucked the Chicken Lady from the Kids in the Hall???

Natasha from Atomic Kitten sucked me off at Butlins many moons ago.
pic related (Shes in the middle)

The Movie